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Which one would win in a fight if they were both pissed off? They're both males; gorilla is a silverback. RULE UPDATES The fight takes place in the gorilla's natural habitat. If you don't think one gorilla is enough, then there are two gorillas. Gaunab fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Dec 22, 2014 |
# ? Dec 22, 2014 19:46 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 11:16 |
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what weapons do they have
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 19:46 |
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Has either of them been trained in Krav Maga? Do either of them lift?
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 19:48 |
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Grizzly. Gorillas are pussies.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 19:49 |
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You're talking mobility in the Gorilla and intelligence vs the Tank nature of the Bear. Kodiak Grizzlies can be over 1000lbs and 10ft tall with very thicK hyde. It'd depend if the Gorilla could strangle from the back or some such. Otherwise the bear is no slouch on movement and climbing and has massive paws. I'd edge bear.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 19:51 |
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grizzly, not even close. two gorillas vs one grizzly, maybe.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 19:51 |
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What's the arena, I'm inclined to say grizzly but major climate differences also make me think the choice of venue could play a big role. in the jungle the bear could overheat or get hit with a sleeping dart by a pygmy, since it doesn't have the appropriate street savvy to dodge
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 19:51 |
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Is the gorilla straight or gay?
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 19:51 |
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are they in freefall, this is important
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 19:52 |
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it doesn't matter what the gorilla does, grizzlies feel no pain and are as strong if not stronger and have massive claws and teeth. grizzlies are also insanely aggressive and decapitate people for fun. if a bee stings a grizzly, the grizzly will destroy anything within an acre's radius, trees, whatever
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 19:57 |
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if it's one of the laser gorillas from congo tho that's a whole different matter
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 19:59 |
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op updated
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:01 |
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Frostwerks posted:are they in freefall, this is important If it was so important you'd have used a question mark. Clearly mine is the more important question.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:01 |
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Frostwerks posted:are they in freefall, this is important i think it depends on how keen the gorilla is to using natural tools. like if he tries to just go head-to-head with that bear he would probably get hosed up but if he brings a log wwe-style then he has it in the bag
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:05 |
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Is the gorilla horny? Because if so that bear would get raped so bad it wouldn't be able to walk never mind fight.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:06 |
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If it occurs in a vacuum I say they all lose in under 2 minutes.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:07 |
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I think the grizzly would easily win. A chimp vs grizzly would be a little more interesting.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:10 |
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Frostwerks posted:are they in freefall, this is important Lunar gravity
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:18 |
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Serious answer: The bear would take the gorilla's head off with one swipe. Gorilla's may be more intelligent, but it's not like it can make weapons or traps. Nor are they known for climbing and then "dive bombing" prey: they are so big they just assume they can attack anything head on. The bear is heavier, stronger, and has claws.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:29 |
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spud posted:Serious answer: The bear would take the gorilla's head off with one swipe. Gorilla's may be more intelligent, but it's not like it can make weapons or traps. Nor are they known for climbing and then "dive bombing" prey: they are so big they just assume they can attack anything head on. The bear is heavier, stronger, and has claws. dont underestimate the opposable thumb.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:32 |
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The bear's offensive weaponry would be it's sheer mass and bite force, but I think the gorilla could counter that with it's durable frame and raw strength. Even if the bear got its jaw locked onto the gorillas arm, the other one could cave its head in. Weight doesn't always mean muscle, and muscle doesn't always mean strength. flick my Mr. Bean fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Dec 22, 2014 |
# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:33 |
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Jst0rm posted:dont underestimate the opposable thumb. I already asked if the Gorilla was horny and no-one gave me an answer, so I assumed not, so that thumb wont do poo poo
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:34 |
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spud posted:Serious answer: The bear would take the gorilla's head off with one swipe.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:35 |
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What would they fight? What's the motivation? Like two animals my get scared and threat display at each other but they mostly keep their distance. Is it a delicious cherry pie? On a picnic table?
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:36 |
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How did I used chainsaws???
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:36 |
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naem posted:What would they fight? What's the motivation? Bear is making fun of Gorilla titties and Gorilla is making fun of Bear's baggy pants. Neither is gonna let that poo poo go down.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:38 |
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naem posted:What would they fight? What's the motivation? A pic-a-nic basket full of bananas.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:39 |
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Now that has been settled: Grizzly vs. Polar bear, takes place in Alaska. Is there anything on the planet that can defeat a Grizzly/Polar bear (no humans)?
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:39 |
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NihilismNow posted:Now that has been settled: Grizzly vs. Polar bear, takes place in Alaska. yes a gorilla
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:41 |
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spud posted:How did I used chainsaws??? You're special.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:43 |
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NihilismNow posted:Now that has been settled: Grizzly vs. Polar bear, takes place in Alaska. They would make sweet sweet love: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grizzly%E2%80%93polar_bear_hybrid
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:46 |
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NihilismNow posted:Now that has been settled: Grizzly vs. Polar bear, takes place in Alaska. The Ebola Virus.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:51 |
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NihilismNow posted:Now that has been settled: Grizzly vs. Polar bear, takes place in Alaska. The steamroller from Maximum Overdrive
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 21:05 |
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Grizzly would beat a polar bear. How about 5 black bears versus a grizzly?
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 21:06 |
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redshirt posted:Grizzly would beat a polar bear. What? Polar bears are the largest bears you idiot. Did you get mixed up with Adults and Children again?
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 21:08 |
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spud posted:What? Polar bears are the largest bears you idiot. Did you get mixed up with Adults and Children again? Polar bears are used to weak rear end prey whereas a grizzly has to fight every day.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 21:09 |
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spud posted:What? Polar bears are the largest bears you idiot. Did you get mixed up with Adults and Children again? the polar bear's bigger but the grizz wants it more
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 21:16 |
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is the gorilla being enraged by a dutch woman??
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 21:18 |
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redshirt posted:Polar bears are used to weak rear end prey whereas a grizzly has to fight every day. Big male polar bears fight each other for territory and to root the womenfolk bears. You best believe they know how to fight.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 21:22 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 11:16 |
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pretty sure a gorrilla can hit harder because it is capable of throwing a punch with proper form like a boxer, I also remember the 5 foot thick section of shatter proof glass they had at the san diego zoo years ago, that a gorrilla hit and made the whole thing crack like an unbroken windshield. It was done by the zoo's old silver back who got angry, and it wasn't injured by hitting the glass as hard as it could. it would make the bears head explode
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