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Alright guys. So I'm a rather skinny dude, and I dress really well. Consequently, sometimes, girls think I'm gay. However, counter-intuitively, I've realized through experience this is not nearly as bad as one would think it is. Let me explain. Hot girls get hit on all the loving time, day or night. If you're a dude, and you meet a hot girl, whether cold approaching or in a circle of friends, the girl is expecting you're going to hit on her, or at least try to show off to a certain extent to get into her pants; and she's right. If you meet a hot girl (9 or 10), you need to 'disarm' her and let her know her looks don't mean poo poo. The best 'dismissal' that I have found, through tested and tried experiences/yrs, is to say to that girl "im gay". It immediately makes you appear to be harmless, yet still be a cool/interesting person, so you can still have genuine conversations and flirty fun, without the girl putting you through all that mental scrutiny and poo poo tests. After you've shown yourself to be cool/fun/confident (which no one would've even doubted that at first bc you're just like "im gay"), without her examining your every move through the lens of "he's trying to get in my pants", you can surprise her later that you're actually straight. You're also confusing the poo poo out of her when you later hit on her. This makes the girl think of you more too. Girls love the uncertainty, they love mind games. Last time I did this was at a music festival. I put cat whiskers on my face with eyeliner (it was halloween), and offered to draw whiskers on girls. They loved it. Girls gave me their numbers/snapchats after talking about cats and poo poo for < 5 minutes. They gave me drinks, were initiating convos with me, offered me drugs, and then invited me to stay overnight at their place with them. Even after they found out I was straight, the invitation still stood / nothing changed, my actions were still true, because I was cool AF and was just tryna have fun. Try it. Worst comes to worst, you'll have fun and so will others.
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Al Cowens posted:Alright guys. So I'm a rather skinny dude, and I dress really well. Consequently, sometimes, girls think I'm gay. However, counter-intuitively, I've realized through experience this is not nearly as bad as one would think it is. Let me explain. im about to take a huge pee
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 23:23 |
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op is gay as gently caress
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 23:23 |
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You have to be a hosed up psycho to do this
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Al Cowens posted:Alright guys. So I'm a rather skinny dude, and I dress really well. Consequently, sometimes, girls think I'm gay. However, counter-intuitively, I've realized through experience this is not nearly as bad as one would think it is. Let me explain. I was playing basketball w my friend once and there was a group of lil kids there. about 4 boys were shooting baskets and this other boy was just walkin around with a little girl just chillin by the fence, smellin the flowers and stuff. So anyway he goes over to the guys to try to shoot and they just scream that he's gay and I guess he gets sad and goes back to chill w the girl Basically gays get with chicks, cis-gendered retards are simply relegated to the sports/eventual army draft caste with no actual pussy hope this helps?
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Al Cowens posted:Alright guys. So I'm a rather skinny dude, and I dress really well. Consequently, sometimes, girls think I'm gay. However, counter-intuitively, I've realized through experience this is not nearly as bad as one would think it is. Let me explain. im gay
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 23:24 |
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thanx for the advice op, my big problem has always been i bang the females but with this im sure to be viewed as a friend and not a sex partner
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 23:26 |
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good thread op
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 23:27 |
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circ dick soleil posted:im gay +1
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 23:31 |
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Al, hitting the spacebar twice (so it properly provides a gap), after each paragraph, wouldn't go astray in instances like this. It's a daunting task reading a wall of text in one block, especially from a phone. Just sayin'!
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 23:32 |
imgay not?
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 23:44 |
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lmbo if you wanna gently caress a chick by saying you're gay
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 23:58 |
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im depressed lol posted:lmbo if you wanna gently caress a chick by saying you're gay I don't like doing it but it works.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 23:59 |
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circ dick soleil posted:I don't like doing it but it works.
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 00:01 |
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when can we expext yuor next meltdown
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 00:07 |
I did this kissed a few guys sucked some dicks but it was all worth it in the end when i got a girls number
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 00:07 |
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real talk sabel thats fairly hosed up
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 00:09 |
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Imgay is the new Australian image hosting company.
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 00:11 |
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Nation posted:I did this
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 00:15 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:real talk sabel thats fairly hosed up
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 00:15 |
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Treat women like wide-eyed deer in the woods.
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 00:23 |
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I like starting off like I'm gay, and then making them feel like they're Special(Well normally I'm not interested in girls at all but there's something about you...)
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 00:24 |
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Wicker Man posted:Treat women like wide-eyed deer in the woods. "Do not approach women. Women do have a strong sense of personal space - a distance that varies from woman to woman from which they won't back down. If you end up inside that defensive perimeter, which may be anywhere from ten to fifty feet wide, you are likely to experience a combination of highly intimidating behaviors, including: the squared-off lip or long face; jaw popping; huffing; swatting; and false-charging." - Ben Kilham in Among the women (pg 243) It's normal to be frightened when you encounter a woman. The reality is that most encounters with women rarely lead to aggressive behaviour and attacks are even rarer. Remember, most women prefer to avoid contact with humans, and any woman you do see is probably just as frightened as you are! Remain as composed as possible and follow these simple guidelines whenever you are in female country. Soon you too will have more composure when sighting a woman because you will know what to do.
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 00:32 |
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Here's my pro posting setup I'm swimming in vaguine
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 00:33 |
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Wicker Man posted:Treat women like wide-eyed deer in the woods. if you mean stalk them with a compound bow, have the patience and self-restraint to get a clean heart/lung shot, hang them upside-down from the rafters for efficient bleeding/gutting, butcher them into manageable pieces and stuff them into a basement freezer for later consumption then i second this post
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utterlycorrupt posted:if you mean stalk them with a compound bow, have the patience and self-restraint to get a clean heart/lung shot, hang them upside-down from the rafters for efficient bleeding/gutting, butcher them into manageable pieces and stuff them into a basement freezer for later consumption then i second this post
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 00:41 |
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lol good click there, i thank you
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 01:03 |
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what if i look like some kind of sewer or swamp monster with the strength of 4 large pure-humans is this the method for me
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 01:03 |
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what if you add "the" to it im the gay
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 01:33 |
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im das gay
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 01:38 |
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I'm here for the party. The Fag Bash.
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 02:03 |
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http://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/2o5xh9/the_imgay_method/
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 02:05 |
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how easy is it to pick up chicks in gay bars? shoud be pretty easy acvording to you, op.
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 02:06 |
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Al Nipper posted:Here's my pro posting setup I'm swimming in vaguine
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 02:09 |
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op how ugly must you be that you have to resort to this nonsense to get laid lmao try actually being gay and you'll get laid all the time without mindgames
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 02:18 |
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would "i'm married" work? serious question - i accidentally said "i'm married" when i think i should have said "i'm gay"
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 04:08 |
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Even a bad plan is still a plan
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 04:25 |
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*Grabs marker Op can I show u the pen15 method?
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 04:53 |
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This also works for getting cute guys, op
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Prodigal T-REX posted:This also works for getting cute guys, op nah cute guys like str8 acting
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