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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Shima Honnou posted:

Bray is only entrance over, like Daniel Bryan.

HE'S FAT

(seriously though Bray is fine you babbies)

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Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

OldTennisCourt posted:

Okay I change my mind, please have the rest of RAW be an extended Christmas Carol remake starring Ambrose as Scrooge and he beats up all the ghosts. Bray is Christmas Past because he's fat.

This forever, please God.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
The best WWF character was Xanta Klaus, Santa's evil cousin from the South Pole who stole childrens' toys and beat up Savio Vega. This was an actual storyline during the New Generation era.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Chokes McGee posted:

HE'S FAT

(seriously though Bray is fine you babbies)

He's fine now that he's finally getting a few wins.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Chokes McGee posted:

HE'S FAT

(seriously though Bray is fine you babbies)

Come on he isn't Chris Hero fat

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005

YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !
I love how the kids in the Cena gear pat Rollins on the shoulder.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Angular Landbury posted:

The best WWF character was Xanta Klaus, Santa's evil cousin from the South Pole who stole childrens' toys and beat up Savio Vega. This was an actual storyline during the New Generation era.

Wasn't that Kevin Nash?

[edit]Wait no, it was Balls Mahoney. :lol:

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Yeah and Bray is still over with crowds despite all the poo poo he got in that feud with Cena

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
COME ON JOHN YOU CAN PUNCH A GUY

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Hammerstein posted:

I love how the kids in the Cena gear pat Rollins on the shoulder.

Kayfabamania is dead!

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Rollins always makes that AA reversal look simple.

bartok
May 10, 2006



sticklefifer posted:

Wasn't that Kevin Nash?

Balls Mahoney

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

sticklefifer posted:

Wasn't that Kevin Nash?

I actually think it was Balls Mahoney.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

cena and rollins work very well together

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

COME ON JOHN YOU CAN PUNCH A GUY

John Chuggo

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Angular Landbury posted:

The best WWF character was Xanta Klaus, Santa's evil cousin from the South Pole who stole childrens' toys and beat up Savio Vega. This was an actual storyline during the New Generation era.

Xanta Klaus owns and I choose to believe Sandow's gimmick last year was a callback to it.

Also something about the way Rollins promos and wrestles makes me okay with the fact he'll inevitably lose to Cena because it'll be close and I want to see a good heel punched in the face.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Bray vs Deano is going to be cool because Dean is going to do a spot where he uses a giant novelty candy cane as a deadly weapon.

And probably lose when he wraps himself all up in wrapping paper by accident because WWE.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Hey awesome job stealing Steen's move Cena.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Edwardian posted:

This forever, please God.

Close enough!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCVynnQ3P6s

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Oh a popup sitout powerbomb by Cena

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

super macho dude posted:

Bray vs Deano is going to be cool because Dean is going to do a spot where he uses a giant novelty candy cane as a deadly weapon.

And probably lose when he wraps himself all up in wrapping paper by accident because WWE.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Nice move. CENA has been taking notes from OWENS

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

oatgan posted:

cena and rollins work very well together

That I'm slowly getting sick of

bartok
May 10, 2006



achillesforever6 posted:

Oh a popup sitout powerbomb by Cena

He's done the Cena Bomb before

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Angular Landbury posted:

The best WWF character was Xanta Klaus, Santa's evil cousin from the South Pole who stole childrens' toys and beat up Savio Vega. This was an actual storyline during the New Generation era.

I always thought he was an evil clone of Santa created by Ted DiBiase.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

This doesn't include my planned idea of Vince playing Christmas Future :colbert:

"DEAN...IF YA DON'T WISE UP.....YERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
AND NOW CENA WITH THE SUICIDE DIVE aw.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
cena that's fandango's move

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?
John Cena matches rule. gently caress the haters!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Fandango stole John Cena's leg drop.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

super macho dude posted:

Bray vs Deano is going to be cool because Dean is going to do a spot where he uses a giant novelty candy cane as a deadly weapon.

And probably lose when he wraps himself all up in wrapping paper by accident because WWE.

he'll burn his mouth on a plate of fresh cookies and throw in the towel

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

OldTennisCourt posted:

This doesn't include my planned idea of Vince playing Christmas Future :colbert:

"DEAN...IF YA DON'T WISE UP.....YERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED"

:mad: Son of a bitch.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I just realized something. If you fire all the commentators and replace them with people that will call the loving match, the product gets 1000% better and even Cena's poo poo is tolerable.

bartok
May 10, 2006



I love when Cena pulls out the crazy moves when he faces a former Indie Darling.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Chokes McGee posted:

I just realized something. If you fire all the commentators and replace them with people that will call the loving match, the product gets 1000% better and even Cena's poo poo is tolerable.

gazoo

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

dum dum

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Chokes McGee posted:

I just realized something. If you fire all the commentators and replace them with people that will call the loving match, the product gets 1000% better and even Cena's poo poo is tolerable.

That won't happen because the problem isn't the commentators, it's the person on the other end of their headsets.

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Cena bated him!

Sushipants
Sep 8, 2010
Rollinsface.gif

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Cena bated him!

if only

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