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do you accept the saving grace of Jesus Christ, the son of God?
yes
no
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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

our Father who art in heaven
hallowed be thy name
thy kingdom come
thy will be done
on earth as it is in heaven.

give us this day our daily bread
and forgive us our trespasses
as we forgive those who trespass against us
and lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from evil

for thine is the kingdom
and the power, and the glory
for ever and ever

amen

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Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

hail satan

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
where the gently caress is allah?

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


hail satan

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mr. Pumroy posted:

hail satan


TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
hail gay satan

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

hosed up that two people have explicitly rejected salvation in a poll

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

DID I GET SALVATED.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
disagree, click below for salvation

http://youtu.be/6GmLfivKQL8

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
in my heart i am just gay as hell for jesus

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
God is great. God is good. Let us thank him for this food.

Amen.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Hail Satan my dark lord and master

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJPVkVevicI

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I can't I pick both options? gently caress yuo op

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
Allahu Akbar

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
pantocrator is angry at you

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!
sure, why not. Pascal and all that.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

jesus eye all hosed up i cant tell if he blessin me or the nigga next to me lmao

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

jesus all like"blessed are the meek" and im like dog ugotta be pretty swole to hold thAt book one handed. speaking of swole check outhow big jesus head is in this pic. he look like he stuck his head in a beehive lmao....

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

ilikedirt posted:

jesus eye all hosed up i cant tell if he blessin me or the nigga next to me lmao

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

ilikedirt posted:

jesus all like"blessed are the meek" and im like dog ugotta be pretty swole to hold thAt book one handed. speaking of swole check outhow big jesus head is in this pic. he look like he stuck his head in a beehive lmao....

wow maybe he was flawed just like u

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

TEAYCHES posted:

wow maybe he was flawed just like u

sorry but im http://youtu.be/IyuUWOnS9BY

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


was expecting goatse or rickroll, got salvated???!!!

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
i like talking to born again street preacher types, they're pretty interesting people

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
the apocrypha is pretty crazy. its basically a section of the bible about teen/kid jesus that a pope officially cut for being too crazy. he killed a bunch of dudes with wizard powers including kids and also befriended a family of dragons iirc. anyway its the coolest part of the bible and made me respect jesus a lot more

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

jesus is cool and real and i agree w/ him

Knyteguy
Jul 6, 2005

YES to love
NO to shirts


Toilet Rascal

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Little disappointed not goatse

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

gently caress Your Website posted:

Little disappointed not goatse

jesus was a cool dude and would never goatse ppl

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

i clicked here. ok then bye

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

TEAYCHES posted:

jesus was a cool dude and would never goatse ppl

I kinda feel like he did with the whole bible thing tho

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Our Lowtax, who art in fashion swat,
Hallowed be thy threads,
Thy forum come, thy rules be done,
in BYOB as it is in YOSPOS

Give us this day our daily posts,
and forgive us our probates,
as we forgive mods who probate against us
and lead us not into FYAD,
but deliver us from shitposts

For thine is the goldmine,
the gas chamber and the gloryhole,
for ever and ever


i'm gay

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
jesus would go thru gbs like a barbed wire cockring. all tossing dudes out on their behinds for being dickheads or hateful in thought and word. id get thrown completely through a plate glass window with one of his size 12 sandals wedge in my mouf. goddamn.

Grandito
Sep 6, 2008
hail seitan

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Blessed are the cheesemakers?

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
Allah is the only God and Muhammad is His prophet

Roki B
Jul 25, 2004


Medical Industrial Complex


Biscuit Hider
inshallackbar

hail satan

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GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012

god isn't real

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