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our Father who art in heaven hallowed be thy name thy kingdom come thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us and lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil for thine is the kingdom and the power, and the glory for ever and ever amen
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hail satan
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 04:25 |
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where the gently caress is allah?
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 04:25 |
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hail satan
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 04:26 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:hail satan Lucy Heartfilia posted:hail satan
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 04:28 |
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 04:36 |
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hail gay satan
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 04:39 |
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hosed up that two people have explicitly rejected salvation in a poll
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 04:50 |
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DID I GET SALVATED.
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 04:51 |
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disagree, click below for salvation http://youtu.be/6GmLfivKQL8
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 05:02 |
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in my heart i am just gay as hell for jesus
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 05:06 |
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God is great. God is good. Let us thank him for this food. Amen.
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 05:09 |
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 05:14 |
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Hail Satan my dark lord and master
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 05:14 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJPVkVevicI
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 05:14 |
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I can't I pick both options? gently caress yuo op
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 05:15 |
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Allahu Akbar
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 05:21 |
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pantocrator is angry at you
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 05:23 |
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sure, why not. Pascal and all that.
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 05:25 |
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jesus eye all hosed up i cant tell if he blessin me or the nigga next to me lmao
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 05:55 |
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jesus all like"blessed are the meek" and im like dog ugotta be pretty swole to hold thAt book one handed. speaking of swole check outhow big jesus head is in this pic. he look like he stuck his head in a beehive lmao....
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 05:57 |
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ilikedirt posted:jesus eye all hosed up i cant tell if he blessin me or the nigga next to me lmao
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 06:00 |
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ilikedirt posted:jesus all like"blessed are the meek" and im like dog ugotta be pretty swole to hold thAt book one handed. speaking of swole check outhow big jesus head is in this pic. he look like he stuck his head in a beehive lmao.... wow maybe he was flawed just like u
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 06:04 |
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TEAYCHES posted:wow maybe he was flawed just like u sorry but im http://youtu.be/IyuUWOnS9BY
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 06:08 |
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was expecting goatse or rickroll, got salvated???!!!
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 06:11 |
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i like talking to born again street preacher types, they're pretty interesting people
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 06:13 |
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the apocrypha is pretty crazy. its basically a section of the bible about teen/kid jesus that a pope officially cut for being too crazy. he killed a bunch of dudes with wizard powers including kids and also befriended a family of dragons iirc. anyway its the coolest part of the bible and made me respect jesus a lot more
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 06:14 |
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jesus is cool and real and i agree w/ him
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 06:25 |
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 06:28 |
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Little disappointed not goatse
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 06:34 |
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gently caress Your Website posted:Little disappointed not goatse jesus was a cool dude and would never goatse ppl
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 06:36 |
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i clicked here. ok then bye
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 06:36 |
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TEAYCHES posted:jesus was a cool dude and would never goatse ppl I kinda feel like he did with the whole bible thing tho
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 06:43 |
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Our Lowtax, who art in fashion swat, Hallowed be thy threads, Thy forum come, thy rules be done, in BYOB as it is in YOSPOS Give us this day our daily posts, and forgive us our probates, as we forgive mods who probate against us and lead us not into FYAD, but deliver us from shitposts For thine is the goldmine, the gas chamber and the gloryhole, for ever and ever i'm gay
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 06:48 |
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jesus would go thru gbs like a barbed wire cockring. all tossing dudes out on their behinds for being dickheads or hateful in thought and word. id get thrown completely through a plate glass window with one of his size 12 sandals wedge in my mouf. goddamn.
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 06:48 |
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hail seitan
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 08:11 |
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Blessed are the cheesemakers?
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 08:16 |
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Allah is the only God and Muhammad is His prophet
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 08:17 |
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inshallackbar hail satan
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 08:38 |
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god isn't real
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