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killaer
Aug 4, 2007
It always fades to black but you have perfectly acceptable genocide simulators in the stores


why??? I want to see the porn, in my games, so I can FEEL it

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

idk what you mean

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Mar 15, 2010

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I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
rockstar keeps it real

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

killaer posted:

It always fades to black but you have perfectly acceptable genocide simulators in the stores


why??? I want to see the porn, in my games, so I can FEEL it

play the witcher 2 there is blatant tits and pussy in the first 5 minutes just to let you know what kinda game it's gonna be

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
Maybe you just arent playing the right games. Might I suggest Jlist.com for your videogame needs?

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
I dunno man, I just hosed my sensei p. hard in Artificial Academy 2.

Setzer Gabbiani
Oct 13, 2004

Outlast has dicks alongside dicks transformed into pussy op

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

killaer posted:

It always fades to black but you have perfectly acceptable genocide simulators in the stores


why??? I want to see the porn, in my games, so I can FEEL it

you sound like an idiot, maybe thits uisn't in the video game

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
I've got a game we can play OP................ I'll be the dick...............n you be the pussy :madmax:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

echronorian posted:

I've got a game we can play OP................ I'll be the dick...............n you be the pussy :madmax:

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
sex is illegal now, even if simulated, to retard humanity's capacity to "go viral"

source: the ipcc fifth assessment report

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

killaer posted:

It always fades to black but you have perfectly acceptable genocide simulators in the stores


why??? I want to see the porn, in my games, so I can FEEL it

the new bioware game has lots of tits in it.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Have you seen what passes for boobs in some of these recent titles? try to get the basics down before tackling the advance stuff

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
most of our puritanical heritage can still be seen well preserved in the rating systems we use for movies and videogames.

having nudity bumps you up to AO which means you have to be one year older to buy the game in a store and such (18 yo is AO vs 17 yo to purchase M: all the violence you want, but not gambling or nudity). being an obvious porn game would just get you auto-veto over at ESRB i assume.

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

thathonkey posted:

most of our puritanical heritage can still be seen well preserved in the rating systems we use for movies and videogames.

having nudity bumps you up to AO which means you have to be one year older to buy the game in a store and such (18 yo is AO vs 17 yo to purchase M: all the violence you want, but not gambling or nudity). being an obvious porn game would just get you auto-veto over at ESRB i assume.

also once that happens no store will carry yr game

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Murder good

Titties bad

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
http://mysilenthill.wordpress.com/silent-hill-3-monsters/

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

God is the final boss, just like irl

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
The witcher series has plenty of sex but it was made in Poland and CDProjekt has tons of naked women on their walls.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
There's plenty of games on Newgrounds with dicks in em. Go hog wild.

killaer
Aug 4, 2007
Alright but even in the witcher 2 it's just grinding. I don't just wannaa see grinding.

I WANNA SEE THAT DICK
WANNA SEE HIM LINE IT UP
WANNA SEE IT GO THRU THE LABIA OR WHATNOT????? @???

killaer
Aug 4, 2007
I swear to god I am a regular 'down to earth' weed smoking occasionally exercising cis-normative male but i just jerked off to some 3d titty simulator


And yesterday it was tentacle hentai


jesus christ whats happening

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

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I want to see my dick Meet a pussy N' gently caress it in a fantasy Kingdom

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

killaer posted:

I swear to god I am a regular 'down to earth' weed smoking occasionally exercising cis-normative male but i just jerked off to some 3d titty simulator


And yesterday it was tentacle hentai


jesus christ whats happening

You just levelled up.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

killaer posted:

I swear to god I am a regular 'down to earth' weed smoking occasionally exercising cis-normative male but i just jerked off to some 3d titty simulator


And yesterday it was tentacle hentai


jesus christ whats happening

dude.

Oz
Sep 10, 2003

Minion Of Relin

killaer posted:

Alright but even in the witcher 2 it's just grinding. I don't just wannaa see grinding.

I WANNA SEE THAT DICK
WANNA SEE HIM LINE IT UP
WANNA SEE IT GO THRU THE LABIA OR WHATNOT????? @???

dude, just go watch porn/3d porn/hentai. The internet is chock fulk of it. Hell, there's even porn games out there for you to try. Why does that poo poo need to be brought into mainstream games? You may as well be asking why Hollywood movies don't show full on penetration all the time.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

killaer posted:

I swear to god I am a regular 'down to earth' weed smoking occasionally exercising cis-normative male but i just jerked off to some 3d titty simulator


And yesterday it was tentacle hentai


jesus christ whats happening

Oh wel then

killaer
Aug 4, 2007
look man, my gf (girlfriend) asks me for regular sex

I have to put out


but theres something about her. something, per se. its almost like she is not the incarnate of a hentai tentacle porn in real life. it just doesnt ever get that heated between us. the line between fantasy and reality, but within that line its like there is this psycho-pornographic singularity, a dense matter of inheld wishes and desires that just can never come true, you know? maybe im just not really satisfied. but I wish she had those elf titties. or the hentai pussy. i wish it didnt smell but I wish it was just a 2d image, that pussy shape like 3 you know?

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
[me]: what

killaer
Aug 4, 2007
i need more


maybe ill shove this wine bottle up my rear end? thats what my friend liked to do, he got his gf to shove her fingers up his rear end. is it a coping mechanism? freud's anal stage? i dont know man

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
I role play a dick in every game I play OP

killaer posted:

look man, my gf (girlfriend) asks me for regular sex

I have to put out


but theres something about her. something, per se. its almost like she is not the incarnate of a hentai tentacle porn in real life. it just doesnt ever get that heated between us. the line between fantasy and reality, but within that line its like there is this psycho-pornographic singularity, a dense matter of inheld wishes and desires that just can never come true, you know? maybe im just not really satisfied. but I wish she had those elf titties. or the hentai pussy. i wish it didnt smell but I wish it was just a 2d image, that pussy shape like 3 you know?

Oh for sure man

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Where is the pussy?!?!

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
welcome to the desert of the unreal

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Just pause the game when Chun Li does a kick like a normal person, op.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
pause it when Cammy faces away from the screen and fingerbang the tv

killaer
Aug 4, 2007
ive cum to cammy hentai


WHO CARES? WHO loving CARES????

Why isnt real sex like hentai? Why why why why why why why

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014

killaer posted:

ive cum to cammy hentai


WHO CARES? WHO loving CARES????

Why isnt real sex like hentai? Why why why why why why why

Intersting.. go on

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

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killaer
Aug 4, 2007
im fuckin bored man thats all

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