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when my threads get 0 replys i click (### users browsing) and Ddo this (i throw my mouse)" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsqJFIJ5lLs
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 18:30 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:47 |
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whatever happened to dido anyway does she even still make songs or what
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 18:32 |
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no she killed herself after Aeneas dumped her b/c he wouldn't give her a baby
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 18:36 |
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gggiiimmmppp posted:everything in europe is a horse ride away its like the size of texas Yeah and didn't jeff bridges ride across Oklahoma or some poo poo state in like 12 hours in True Grit?
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 18:39 |
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http://youtu.be/1dhFB_MauZo?t=1m11s Watch this total corn moment in Gladiator where he goes from kneeling with a sword about to be stabbed through his neck to a standing headbutt where the sword has somehow gone off to the side. Russel Crowe has powerful stand up muscles.
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 19:08 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:whatever happened to dido anyway does she even still make songs or what That poo poo was Enya nigga
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 19:11 |
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Ramsus posted:http://youtu.be/1dhFB_MauZo?t=1m11s He doesn't skip leg day
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 19:15 |
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Basically the movie should have ended during that scene.
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 19:17 |
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How was Robin Hood? I never saw it but it looked kinda like it trying to channel some Gladiator vibes. All I know is that it has a medieval invasion/landing alla D-Day and that sounds just delightful.
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 19:18 |
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kevin costner speaks american
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 19:23 |
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Honestly though Gladiator didn't have enough cgi for me. Also no dragons wtf
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 19:47 |
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Hot Dog Day #82 posted:How was Robin Hood? I never saw it but it looked kinda like it trying to channel some Gladiator vibes. All I know is that it has a medieval invasion/landing alla D-Day and that sounds just delightful. Everyone in it is in a different movie and the day is saved by children on shetland ponies. Seriously.
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 20:14 |
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this movie was the best collision of historical circumstance, bc it came out right when DVDs came out, and thank loving god you could just skip to all the fight scenes without fastforwarding
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 20:49 |
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gladiator is one of the coolest movies ever, a must watch for any red blooded man Where does Maximus's servant dude say the army is camped though? I never understood him because he had some weird rear end lisp accent. Is he saying Austria?
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 20:57 |
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The real question is which one is better Braveheart or Gladiator
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 21:12 |
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Tender Bender posted:when it came out you watched it for Russell Crowe but now you watch it for Joaquin Phoenix because dude owns in this. Retard beta emperor crying while he rubs his boner on his sister and hopes she'll take the initiative and gently caress him, poo poo owns. Yeah he was beta as hell. Also really, really handsome as well as a brilliant performance.
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 21:19 |
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vyst posted:The real question is which one is better Braveheart or Gladiator Braveheart never did it for me im afraid.
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 21:19 |
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vyst posted:The real question is which one is better Braveheart or Gladiator Gladiator because Braveheart is dumb as gently caress and not historically accurate in any way despite claiming it is.
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 21:21 |
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Some actors are just better as assholes like Joaquin Pheonix. See: Ben Affleck in Dazed and Confused or Mallrats
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 21:23 |
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"ey senator dudes, im dyin so i command you to restore the republic" "yeah ok maximus we'll, uh, we'll get right on that..." *awkward sideways glances at each other*
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 21:23 |
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White people, slaves?
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 21:32 |
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Kitchner posted:Gladiator because Braveheart is dumb as gently caress and not historically accurate in any way despite claiming it is. Why would this ever matter? ..wait i get it gladiator is perfectly historically accurate !!!
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 21:37 |
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Just watched Braveheart a couple of weeks ago after not seeing it for years. If that poo poo doesn't entertain you I don't even know what the gently caress you're doing watching movies.
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 21:59 |
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They could never make a realistic depiction of ancient roman arena events because all PETA employees would die of brain aneurysms And there would be too much gay pedophile buttsecks.
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 22:01 |
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movie needed a scene with commodus beheading giraffes with crescent-shaped arrows while everyone in the arena shifts awkwardly in their seats
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 22:03 |
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"dude scipio is it just me or is the emperor getting fukken weird" "what youre only just now figuring that out? did you miss the part where he pretended to be a giant and killed a bunch of midgets with a tree branch?"
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 22:05 |
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paranoid randroid posted:movie needed a scene with commodus beheading giraffes with crescent-shaped arrows while everyone in the arena shifts awkwardly in their seats the giraffes were killed b/c they were gay fyi, didn't you even watch the film?
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 22:06 |
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Justin Tyme posted:gladiator is one of the coolest movies ever, a must watch for any red blooded man They are camped in Ostia
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 22:09 |
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Ramsus posted:Why would this ever matter? Because Gladiator is a story about a made up gladiator killing a made up emperor based in Roman times, whereas Braveheart is supposedly about a real thing that happened apart from William Wallace was nothing like that and hardly anything in the film is historically accurate. Instead now you have every dumb Scot or American who has like 1 Scottish ancestor generations ago using a dumb Hollywood film to inform them of the plight of Scotland. Which mainly revolves around the fact they are drunk fools with poor diets who spend all their money on dumb poo poo.
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 22:18 |
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ChocNitty posted:They could never make a realistic depiction of ancient roman arena events because all PETA employees would die of brain aneurysms Roman arena had everything, in later years they even filled the arena with water and had mini-naval battles.
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 22:49 |
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Kitchner posted:Because Gladiator is a story about a made up gladiator killing a made up emperor based in Roman times, whereas Braveheart is supposedly about a real thing that happened apart from William Wallace was nothing like that and hardly anything in the film is historically accurate. commodus was a real emperor ya jabroni
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 22:53 |
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 22:56 |
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It's actually still my favorite movie of all time op
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 22:58 |
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vyst posted:The real question is which one is better Braveheart or Gladiator
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 22:59 |
Fun fact: In the several years I worked retail, I only had 2 people ever tell me I looked like a famous person. Both time they said Russell Crowe. Both times it was a dude saying it
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 23:00 |
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Random Hajile posted:gently caress Braveheart, it wasn't even the best angry Scot movie released that year. Go watch Rob Roy instead. Tim Roth is such a loving bastard in that movie, it owns.
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 23:00 |
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Tender Bender posted:when it came out you watched it for Russell Crowe but now you watch it for Joaquin Phoenix because dude owns in this. Retard beta emperor crying while he rubs his boner on his sister and hopes she'll take the initiative and gently caress him, poo poo owns. for real Joaquin plays one of the all time great movie villains tho
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 23:02 |
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Arian_Samurai posted:Tim Roth is such a loving bastard in that movie, it owns. the final fight owns too
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 23:03 |
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Kitchner posted:Because Gladiator is a story about a made up gladiator killing a made up emperor based in Roman times, whereas Braveheart is supposedly about a real thing that happened apart from William Wallace was nothing like that and hardly anything in the film is historically accurate. Freedom.
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 23:10 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:47 |
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Kitchner posted:Because Gladiator is a story about a made up gladiator killing a made up emperor based in Roman times, whereas Braveheart is supposedly about a real thing that happened apart from William Wallace was nothing like that and hardly anything in the film is historically accurate. Braveheart was a moniker given to Robert the Bruce and has nothing to do with William Wallace. Says it all, really.
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 23:33 |