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how many times can i beat off before i'm dehydrated
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Ramsus posted:how many times can i beat off before i'm dehydrated Just get it over with and play video games while you have the chance.
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Dec 23, 2014 23:38
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when you say "girlfriend" you mean "your mother", right?
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Dec 23, 2014 23:42
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why do you need to jerk off if you got a gf? Can't you just like bone her all day?
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Dec 23, 2014 23:44
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Make sure to put the bottle of hydrating face lotion back exactly how it was when you took it from her closet of 20 different loving lotions for some reason.
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Dec 23, 2014 23:44
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Cyril Sneer posted:why do you need to jerk off if you got a gf? Can't you just like bone her all day? She left for the day, otherwise he would be, foo!
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Dec 23, 2014 23:47
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Suprise her with suicide via autoerotic asphyxiation.
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Dec 24, 2014 00:00
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Bacontotem posted:Suprise her with suicide via autoerotic asphyxiation. be sure to use christmas ribbons to keep it festive
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Dec 24, 2014 00:01
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Cyril Sneer posted:why do you need to jerk off if you got a gf? Can't you just like bone her all day? Have you had a girlfriend for longer than like 6 months?
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Dec 24, 2014 00:13
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5, just 5
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Dec 24, 2014 00:13
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Keep going till you cum blood. Then you dont have to worry about having children in the future.
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Dec 24, 2014 00:15
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Cyril Sneer posted:why do you need to jerk off if you got a gf? Can't you just like bone her all day? haha, yeah guys with girlfriends and wives don't jack off let me tell you
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Dec 24, 2014 00:17
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Dave_Indeed posted:Make sure to put the bottle of hydrating face lotion back exactly how it was when you took it from her closet of 20 different loving lotions for some reason. Of course. You can't leave a door open that was shut or anything. Otherwise it's "hey you were jacking off when i was gone weren't you"
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Dec 24, 2014 00:18
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Ramsus posted:haha, yeah guys with girlfriends and wives don't jack off let me tell you but my digital waifu is always attentive
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Dec 24, 2014 00:19
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In the relationships I've had I've always tried to get this to work, but it never really has with the serious ones*. So, I'm defining that by relationships spanning a year or longer, parents/family members have been met, +1 invitations were no-brainers, etc. The conversation would normally go like this (paraphrased) and never quite end the way I intended it on ending. "Do you watch porn?" "Yes" "?! Why?" "Horny?" "Do you masturbate to it?" "Kinda the point, no?" "Why would you do that??" "I have needs and you aren't always available or in the mood" "I don't like that." "Well... I'd be grateful it's online videos that do the trick rather than many much-worse options out there!" *initiate bad mood/hurt feelings* The idea is to demonstrate that my needs sexually aren't going to just disappear and if she would rather be the one who satisfies it, she should simply put in the effort. My delivery is probably a bit cocky and assholish but I don't like coddling or being supportive of ~CRAZY NOTIONS~ like guys watching porn or needing a release more often or frequently than their girlfriends or S.O. can or will satisfy. plz advise goons * the more casual and short-term ones end up watching with me, but those end up not working out because they're usually certain levels of crazy or just plain annoying in every day situations LIFE STRUGGLES IS HARD  Now make with the advice. OP, masturbate all over yourself and leave your porn up on the computer. Upon her inquiry, try my method above and post results. Let the goons figure out where we've failed. GO GO GO
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Dec 24, 2014 00:25
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Stop beating off altogether unless you REALLY need to, and start exercising/lifting with your gf. You'll always be horny at the same time and will both look better and be more attracted to each other.
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Dec 24, 2014 00:34
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That's why y'all should just go gay. Literally just this afternoon I said to my long-term SO "you horny?" "I'm really tired" "ok, I'm gonna put on youporn and beat off" "ok you want me to rub your balls or something?"
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Dec 24, 2014 00:36
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dont forget to clear your history
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Dec 24, 2014 00:37
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xDXF0agUeM heres a relevant youtube vid
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Dec 24, 2014 00:38
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Hey OP she isnt getting her hair done, she is getting her rear end done by me with my dick hahaah merry christmas fucker
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Dec 24, 2014 00:38
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tell her this relationship is going to fail unless you have a threesome
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Dec 24, 2014 00:39
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Basch lives. posted:Stop beating off altogether unless you REALLY need to, and start exercising/lifting with your gf. You'll always be horny at the same time and will both look better and be more attracted to each other. lol yeah i really want my girflriend to get big arm muscles.
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Dec 24, 2014 00:40
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Nation posted:Hey OP she isnt getting her hair done, she is getting her rear end done do you have a bbc?
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Dec 24, 2014 00:40
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Nation posted:Hey OP she isnt getting her hair done, she is getting her rear end done poidh
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Dec 24, 2014 00:44
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just wait till she comes home and then jerk off on her face/tits/butt
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Dec 24, 2014 00:51
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Nation posted:Hey OP she isnt getting her hair done, she is getting her rear end done Wrong, hair appointment cancelled. She's back early. Either that or you're really quick.
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Dec 24, 2014 00:52
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i can jerk off right before sex and right after sex. i am constantly jerkin off. not tryin to brag or nothin but im a virile BEAST of a man who is strong and well endowed
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Dec 24, 2014 00:54
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Simstim posted:tell her this relationship is going to fail unless you have a threesome pretty sure this advice right here leads to disaster I've said that for years whenever people bring it up, and now my girlfriend has a friend of a friend that did this then went full on dyke for about a year leaving her husband after their threesome. Now she's a tore up bisexual with random stupid tattoos.
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Dec 24, 2014 00:55
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If she's not loving you, she's loving someone else. "Day shopping" and "getting hair done" huh. More like cum facials and black cocks destroying her pussy.
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Dec 24, 2014 00:58
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Plafop posted:If she's not loving you, she's loving someone else. "Day shopping" and "getting hair done" huh. More like cum facials and black cocks destroying her pussy. Shadow posted:Have you had a girlfriend for longer than like 6 months? guys have sex and beat off, a lot
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Dec 24, 2014 00:59
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Ramsus posted:Wrong, hair appointment cancelled. She's back early. Did she catch you?
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Dec 24, 2014 00:59
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Like 1 time, maybe 2 if your feeling adventrous
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Dec 24, 2014 01:01
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No, but I told her and she laughed about people in this thread and her rear end appointment
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Dec 24, 2014 01:02
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Ramsus posted:guys have sex and beat off, a lot
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Dec 24, 2014 01:03
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There are no black people here. Maybe a fine young hispanic gentleman.
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Dec 24, 2014 01:04
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Ramsus posted:There are no black people here. Maybe a fine young hispanic gentleman. That's because they're all in your girlfriend.
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Dec 24, 2014 01:05
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Dec 24, 2014 01:07
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It's better when you hit mid-40s. My testosterone is low so can go months without screwing my wife. Pornhub rules.
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Dec 24, 2014 01:08
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op it's 'getting her hair did' now. language is ever-changing.
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