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How does Wario get fat? In hit GameBoy Advanced game Wario Land: 4, when Wario eats an apple he gets fat. How does he get fat? I love apples and eat them a lot, but have n't gotten any fatter from them, and I am wondering how Wario does when he eats just the one. Please help me figure this out, I want to become more like my video gaming hero, Wario.
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Dec 24, 2014 06:52
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wario is a goon
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Dec 24, 2014 06:59
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Xaris posted:wario is a goon I'm a goon too, but am disgustingly skinny, and would like to change that. When you put a flashlight to my stomach you can see my intestines, like if I were a tadpole. Please help me become fat, like Wario does, when he eats the apple. No trolling please.
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Dec 24, 2014 07:01
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I believe wario has an unusual digestive system, since he produces a prodigious amount of flatulence. perhaps you should look to biology to discover how to more efficiently digest the apples
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Dec 24, 2014 07:05
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Dec 24, 2014 07:44
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he eats garlic as big as his head
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Dec 24, 2014 07:46
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Don't stop I'm so close
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Dec 24, 2014 08:12
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HIV-related excess belly fat.
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Dec 24, 2014 08:19
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in wario land 2 he eats cakes to get fat, have you tried that yet
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Dec 24, 2014 08:38
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demons. posted:HIV-related excess belly fat.
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Dec 24, 2014 08:48
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Dec 24, 2014 09:23
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Dec 24, 2014 10:57
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Heavy Lobster posted:I'm a goon too, but am disgustingly skinny, and would like to change that. When you put a flashlight to my stomach you can see my intestines, like if I were a tadpole. Please help me become fat, like Wario does, when he eats the apple. No trolling please. For the love of Lowtax, it's blatantly obvious that goons are split into two groups, Warios and Waluigis. Your disgusting skeletal body that refuses to get fat from the most basic fattening foodstuffs is an obvious indication that you are a Waluigi.
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Dec 24, 2014 12:17
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Bolverkur posted:For the love of Lowtax, it's blatantly obvious that goons are split into two groups, Warios and Waluigis. Your disgusting skeletal body that refuses to get fat from the most basic fattening foodstuffs is an obvious indication that you are a Waluigi.
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Dec 24, 2014 13:00
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Do you have a problem with fat people, OP? What business is it of yours how Wario keeps his body? Why not gently caress off?
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Dec 24, 2014 13:21
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Wormskull posted:Do you have a problem with fat people, OP? What business is it of yours how Wario keeps his body? Why not gently caress off? If you read my post, you would learn that I aspire to be fat, like Wario. Please, help me.
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Dec 24, 2014 13:22
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medibot posted:in wario land 2 he eats cakes to get fat, have you tried that yet This is true, and thank you for trying to help, but I did specifically ask how to get fat like Wario does from apples in Wario Land: 4. I appreciate the gesture, but am seeking a different sort of advice.
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Dec 24, 2014 13:32
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Heavy Lobster posted:This is true, and thank you for trying to help, but I did specifically ask how to get fat like Wario does from apples in Wario Land: 4. I appreciate the gesture, but am seeking a different sort of advice. The apples are about half the size of his body if I remember right so I assume it's just a pure mass on mass thing.
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Dec 24, 2014 13:37
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Wormskull posted:The apples are about half the size of his body if I remember right so I assume it's just a pure mass on mass thing. Thank you for this! I had not considered the relative size of the food in relation to his body, before now. I think that finding an apple that large will be difficult, perhaps even more difficult than finding a solution to my first problem (ha-ha, just a little forums humor there :-)), but it feels very good to have some direction.
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Dec 24, 2014 13:39
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he eats lots of chili dogs. wario likes chili dogs.
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Dec 24, 2014 14:35
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looking at warioware i wonder how wario fell in with the hipster crowd.
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Dec 24, 2014 14:36
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Lamebot posted:looking at warioware i wonder how wario fell in with the hipster crowd. All of Wario's friends are incredibly authentic, you'll find.
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Dec 24, 2014 15:37
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Lamebot posted:looking at warioware i wonder how wario fell in with the hipster crowd.
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Dec 24, 2014 15:47
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Sorry if I don't like my men shaped like 12 year old boys.
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Dec 24, 2014 15:56
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Sorry if I don't like my men shaped like 12 year old boys.
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Dec 24, 2014 16:00
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you always see garlic associated with wario and with good reason, garlic is a superfood befitting a super character (like wario)
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Dec 24, 2014 17:24
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Wario's stomach works like a weird inverse katamari damacy. I'd suggest starting by eating an unraveled roll of duct tape, OP.
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Dec 24, 2014 17:38
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[me, Wario, and the fat Shy Guy unload a million round magazine into the dumbass geek OP]
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Dec 24, 2014 17:58
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Fargield posted:[me, Wario, and the fat Shy Guy unload a million round magazine into the dumbass geek OP] Watches with great satisfaction from a few feet away.
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Dec 24, 2014 18:13
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Fargield posted:[me, Wario, and the fat Shy Guy unload a million round magazine into the dumbass geek OP] (In a Star Wolf voice) No way!! I don't believe it!!
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Dec 24, 2014 18:20
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speaking as a naturally fat gay man, I can't actually lose weight and have to live my entire life fat and gay. but I'm happy in the end so you just have to learn to love yourself, OP wario loves himself too, after all. he's got a goal in life and a lot of money and everyone loves him despite his lethargic metabolism. that my friend is a prime example of self respect.
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Dec 24, 2014 19:30
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Fargield posted:[me, Wario, and the fat Shy Guy unload a million round magazine into the dumbass geek OP] fat shy guy is just called Fat Guy. i guess he's still shy since he wears the mask though
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Dec 25, 2014 00:30
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Heavy Lobster posted:How does Wario get fat? he eat's a lot of pussy
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Dec 25, 2014 10:29
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gay skull posted:speaking as a naturally fat gay man, I can't actually lose weight and have to live my entire life fat and gay. but I'm happy in the end so you just have to learn to love yourself, OP Thank you for this post. My search for an exceptionally large apple has not being going to well, and seeing this has really made me think: I should be more accepting of the way I am, today! 
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Dec 25, 2014 12:47
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It's been a while since I played a proper Wario game, but I tried the Smash Brothers Motorcycle bulking diet and I didn't put on any weight at all, just got really bad gas. Stick to the apples and cakes.
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Dec 25, 2014 13:12
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Heavy Lobster posted:Thank you for this post. My search for an exceptionally large apple has not being going to well, and seeing this has really made me think: I should be more accepting of the way I am, today! While you have given up on it, I suggest the pumpkin as a very large healthy food, or perhaps a durian.
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Dec 25, 2014 14:11
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Doctor Goat posted:While you have given up on it, I suggest the pumpkin as a very large healthy food, or perhaps a durian. I am not sure if I have given up on my goal entirely, Doctor Goat, but I do know that my immense self-loathing has subsided considerably since taking into consideration the kind words of gay skull. Thank you for your advice, as well. In another video game not featuring Wario, Super Mario's Sunshine, popular character Yoshi can eat Durians, and the color of his skin changes into an – if I say so myself – good color. Maybe that can be me, too.
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Dec 25, 2014 14:16
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The White Dragon posted:he eat's a lot of pussy
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Dec 25, 2014 16:46
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he eats a shitton of garlic read an instruction booklet sometime god drat
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Dec 25, 2014 17:03
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