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he was married (of course) and had two daughters (double of course). he was bald, wore a plaid shirt tucked into khakis, and had wire-frame glasses. he and his harpy wife were behind me boarding the plane, and there was a massage kiosk right next to us. one his daughters asked if he ever got a massage and he said, "No, I don't really like strangers touching me." in the most faggy nasal voice you can imagine! his daughter says, "What about when I touch you?" beta goes, "You're hardly a stranger." daugher says something else i didn't catch and beta goes, "I think our souls will always know each other." though i'd bet you a cookie he identifies as "spiritual but not religious." he was the loving worst. maybe santa will bring you your balls this year, fussypants.
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i saw the ultimate beta in the op
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Dec 24, 2014 07:58
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i don't believe any of this, sorry
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lol i like going beta spotting too. maybe this thread can become the tales of beta.
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Didn't even read this beta bitch post
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Epic beta with a stable family.
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if you were an alpha you would have taken charge of that situation
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i dont like seein that kinda poo poo, i hate that kinda BS from a beta@!!!! thats that poo poo i dont like, PERIOD!!!!!
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echronorian posted:i dont like seein that kinda poo poo, i hate that kinda BS from a beta@!!!! thats that poo poo i dont like, PERIOD!!!!! i know!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Dec 24, 2014 08:02
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beta alpha kappa pi
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he sounds cool
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Hmm yes that man is comfortable in life and has a stable family while I'm traveling alone. I better knock him down a notch or two in my mind's eye to make myself feel less like a beta bitch being cucked by life itself.
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Dec 24, 2014 08:06
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fanged wang posted:he sounds cool
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l33t b4c0n posted:Hmm yes that man is comfortable in life and has a stable family while I'm traveling alone. I better knock him down a notch or two in my mind's eye to make myself feel less like a beta bitch being cucked by life itself. hahahaahahahah! wow dude, take his drat dick out of your mouth for one second, so you can see what you typed!!!!!! WACK!!!!!!!!
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Dec 24, 2014 08:07
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khaki slacks. in this day and age.
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Dec 24, 2014 08:08
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he looked like buster from arrested development, only bald
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when i see bald dudes....i resent the gently caress outta them!!!!!! grow some hair!!!!!! loser!!!!!!
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Dec 24, 2014 08:10
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Notice that the hotness of the wife, nor her seeming devotion to her mate, is ever mentioned.
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*Has two kids, passes on genetic code OP laughs.
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Gay Roads posted:he was married (of course) and had two daughters (double of course). he was bald, wore a plaid shirt tucked into khakis, and had wire-frame glasses. he and his harpy wife were behind me boarding the plane, and there was a massage kiosk right next to us. one his daughters asked if he ever got a massage and he said, "No, I don't really like strangers touching me." in the most faggy nasal voice you can imagine! his daughter says, "What about when I touch you?" beta goes, "You're hardly a stranger." daugher says something else i didn't catch and beta goes, "I think our souls will always know each other." though i'd bet you a cookie he identifies as "spiritual but not religious." he was the loving worst. maybe santa will bring you your balls this year, fussypants. "Ultimate Beta"
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redshirt posted:*Has two kids, passes on genetic code two daughters -- clearly his sperm are sub-par
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a very nice story i liked to read it. thanks
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how short was he!!!!! i bet he was short as gently caress!!!! hahahahaha!!!!!!!!
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what shoes did he wear
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echronorian posted:i dont like seein that kinda poo poo, i hate that kinda BS from a beta@!!!! thats that poo poo i dont like, PERIOD!!!!!
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I think the ultimate beta was the one who ran home and made a post on Something Awful.
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Ultimate beta male would be carrying a printer onto that plane.
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If there are alphas and betas, are their also gammas? Maybe me for posting in this thread?
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echronorian posted:how short was he!!!!! i bet he was short as gently caress!!!! hahahahaha!!!!!!!! average height, actually. sorry to disappoint. 
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wow every time i click back to gbs there is another post in this thread and i gotta click back and just check it out ya know?
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Dec 24, 2014 08:16
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what him name
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l33t b4c0n posted:If there are alphas and betas, are their also gammas? nah bro thats a zeta SA is a forum of zetas LOL!!!!!
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Dec 24, 2014 08:17
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I'm what they call a number 1. That is 9 times higher than an alpha.
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Seems like a cool dude. I tuck my shirts into cargo pants what of it bitch
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Ramsus posted:I'm what they call a number 1. That is 9 times higher than an alpha. what's that thing in your avatar? it's freaky
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thats quakeman he is fro a video game in the 90s where u use his garbage scooping ams to pick up al the garbage in your community
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echronorian posted:thats quakeman he is fro a video game in the 90s where u use his garbage scooping ams to pick up al the garbage in your community sounds like a good game
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thanks op, you really brightened up my day with that excellent story
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Nah man, I'm pretty sure this is the ultimate Beta: loving majestic.
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whos the omega male
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