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β-------------------------β-----------------------------β ^ first beta ---------------------------^penultimate beta -----------------------------------------------------------^ ultimate beta
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Bitter Mushroom posted:β-------------------------β-----------------------------β das a whole lot of beta i hope we go gold soon 
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Dec 24, 2014 14:36
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i do beta male poo poo
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Dec 24, 2014 14:46
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That was me at the airport, op You may ask me 3 questions
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Dec 24, 2014 14:50
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I saw the ultimate autist today, it was op
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Dec 24, 2014 14:54
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Harime Nui posted:Omegas are basically badass rebels like the Fonz right? It's me, I'm the Fonz, I mean the Omega Man Omega men are like one-man wrecking crews: http://youtu.be/V4KTebUT6Mw
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Dec 24, 2014 14:59
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oblique posted:i saw the ultimate beta in the op
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Dec 24, 2014 15:06
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Gay Roads posted:he was married (of course) and had two daughters (double of course). he was bald, wore a plaid shirt tucked into khakis, and had wire-frame glasses. he and his harpy wife were behind me boarding the plane, and there was a massage kiosk right next to us. one his daughters asked if he ever got a massage and he said, "No, I don't really like strangers touching me." in the most faggy nasal voice you can imagine! his daughter says, "What about when I touch you?" beta goes, "You're hardly a stranger." daugher says something else i didn't catch and beta goes, "I think our souls will always know each other." though i'd bet you a cookie he identifies as "spiritual but not religious." he was the loving worst. maybe santa will bring you your balls this year, fussypants. he plows his wife every night with his 13" rock hard dingus while you sit alone at home posting on somethingawful.com about "betas" spacemang_spliff fucked around with this message at 15:14 on Dec 24, 2014 |
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Dec 24, 2014 15:10
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TheJoker138 posted:Nah man, I'm pretty sure this is the ultimate Beta: goddamn muties
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Dec 24, 2014 15:14
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Beta guy is alpha enough to bang his wife two times. Did you banged any girls lately, OP? No, then you are beta as gently caress. Also betas like to gossip, you are gossiping, ergo you are beta even more.
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Dec 24, 2014 16:28
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OP i will fukken powerbomb you irl if I ever get the chance, mark my words
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Dec 24, 2014 16:30
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pretty relieved to know that i am not the ultimate beta i am same as that guy but only 1 daughter
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Dec 24, 2014 16:35
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Hingehead posted:Beta guy is alpha enough to bang his wife two times. Did you banged any girls lately, OP? No, then you are beta as gently caress. Also betas like to gossip, you are gossiping, ergo you are beta even more. Lol you think he's actually the father.
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Dec 24, 2014 16:37
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The best part of this story was when you were boarding the plane.
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Dec 24, 2014 16:40
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'I think our souls will always know each other' is a pretty cute thing to say to someone you care about 
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Dec 24, 2014 16:54
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- hi
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Ocean Book posted:'I think our souls will always know each other' is a pretty cute thing to say to someone you care about "souls" don't exist. spoken like a true christfag.
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Dec 24, 2014 17:05
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Plafop posted:"souls" don't exist. spoken like a true christfag.
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Dec 24, 2014 17:17
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whoflungpoop posted:they do exist but no one wants to know yours beta They don't have time to get to know my soul, too busy getting to know my dick.
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Dec 24, 2014 17:18
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It alpha logistics to plan a trip for a family of 4. I think the op saw a bit of himself in this guy and is reeling at getting an eyeful of his future
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Dec 24, 2014 17:18
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l33t b4c0n posted:I better knock him down a notch or two in my mind's eye to make myself feel less like a beta bitch being cucked by life itself. Talk about owned
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Dec 24, 2014 17:30
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I dont really agree with this alpha/beta stuff, but i did see a guy get the wrong sandwich at subawy and literally knocked his own head off his shoulders thanking the sandwich artist.
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Dec 24, 2014 17:44
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So is this like the beta version of the ultimate hustler?
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Dec 25, 2014 02:09
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our souls will remember each other dearie *nods reassuringly as monoxide levels build*
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Dec 25, 2014 03:05
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Plafop posted:Lol you think he's actually the father.
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Plaid is so unironically hot right now lmao
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