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Real alphas don't let holidays distract them from their mission in life and use the extra time off to research the latest in sexual dominance and get their dick toughened up for when the bitches aren't expecting it.
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I mean
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Dec 24, 2014 20:15
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What do you think the Queen's speech was for?
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Dec 24, 2014 20:18
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Dec 24, 2014 20:29
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i will likely watch some porn however iwill not spend my entire xmas watching porn
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Dec 24, 2014 20:32
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Sure am.
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Dec 24, 2014 21:38
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Dec 24, 2014 21:44
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sorry already jerked off twice this AM
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Dec 24, 2014 21:44
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Def gon jerk it
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Dec 24, 2014 21:46
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Yeah it'll fit in the schedule somewhere.
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Dec 24, 2014 21:48
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Yeah, a lot. Its a living!
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Dec 24, 2014 21:51
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uG posted:i will likely watch some porn however iwill not spend my entire xmas watching porn Same
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Dec 24, 2014 21:56
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Gonna buy me a 20 piece mcnugget with large fries and sit in the parking lot munching with the car windows down..., see if any santa bois want to climb in me chimney and leave a present 
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Dec 24, 2014 22:24
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i used to eat food in my car in parking lots all the time and no one offered me any sex favors :\
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Dec 24, 2014 22:26
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I'm going to be watching you watch porn. Does that count?
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Dec 24, 2014 22:26
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i don't like christmas but i am a huge fan of christmas-themed porn
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Dec 24, 2014 22:28
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Gotta keep up the Christmas tradition.
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cams posted:i don't like christmas but i am a huge fan of christmas-themed porn I can't not find rutting Santa Clauses hilarious. It makes the operation very difficult.
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Dec 24, 2014 22:35
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Does jacking it once during Xmas count as spending it watching porn?
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Dec 24, 2014 22:37
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Captain Candiru posted:Does jacking it once during Xmas count as spending it watching porn? Jacking without watching porn is gay, hth
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Dec 24, 2014 22:59
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You guys ever have that feeling where you dislike tattooed skanks, but kind of really want to hate gently caress them, but then feel bad, because tattooed skanks are people too, and kind of really want to make tender love to them, but then realize you can't do either and kind of really want to drink until you liver dies? You know, that feeling?
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uG posted:i will likely watch some porn however iwill not spend my entire xmas watching porn Same Universe Master posted:You guys ever have that feeling where you dislike tattooed skanks, but kind of really want to hate gently caress them, but then feel bad, because tattooed skanks are people too, and kind of really want to make tender love to them, but then realize you can't do either and kind of really want to drink until you liver dies? I like tattoos.
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Dec 24, 2014 23:09
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lotta virgins itt
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Dec 24, 2014 23:32
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Universe Master posted:You guys ever have that feeling where you dislike tattooed skanks, but kind of really want to hate gently caress them, but then feel bad, because tattooed skanks are people too, and kind of really want to make tender love to them, but then realize you can't do either and kind of really want to drink until you liver dies? no dude they are just plain sexy. I wont hate gently caress them because i dont have hate in my heart
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Dec 24, 2014 23:35
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uG posted:i will likely watch some porn however iwill not spend my entire xmas watching porn Me too  Please stop posting pictures of my girlfriend.
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Whiskey Sours posted:Please stop posting pictures of my girlfriend. Take anything in trade? 
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Dec 25, 2014 04:47
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lol and they say you can't see emotional scars
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ArtIsResistance posted:lol and they say you can't see emotional scars Hers are rather large and wonderful
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Dec 25, 2014 04:53
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For Christmas I'm going to try to break my personal record of 9 JO sessions.
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Dec 25, 2014 05:18
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VendaGoat posted:Hers are rather large and wonderful they all are dude...
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Dec 25, 2014 05:22
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ArtIsResistance posted:they all are dude... I have the entire internet of flat chested women to prove you wrong.
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Dec 25, 2014 05:23
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VendaGoat posted:I have the entire internet of flat chested women to prove you wrong. hmmm tell me more
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Dec 25, 2014 05:23
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ArtIsResistance posted:hmmm tell me more Well you see, there is this thing called Google... 
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Dec 25, 2014 05:24
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II'm probably gonna be makin out with my girlfriend in like an hour maybe.
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Dec 25, 2014 05:24
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VendaGoat posted:Well you see, there is this thing called Google... and???
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Dec 25, 2014 05:26
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postin
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Dec 25, 2014 05:26
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i love bear porn might go santa themed
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Dec 25, 2014 05:30
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jerked off felt good will do it again
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Dec 25, 2014 05:31
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Literal Carehaver posted:jerked off felt good will do it again What porn did you jerk it too.
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Just watched a porn.
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