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AssassinPrincess posted:Just be that guy I went on a date with a few nights ago...constantly and awkwardly reference sex to show how dominant you are, stand much too close to her and run through a bunch of PUA-approved topics without stopping for a breath or to actually listen to what the girl has to say. Hahaha yes this is right the gently caress on good post bro
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break her high heel so she falls over and you can see what kind of underwear she has on
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King of Bleh posted:What are the PUA-Approved Topics for Conversation on a Date? I hope I haven't been delving into unsactioned material As far as I can tell? 1. Bringing up every other girl you know in the most forced way possible of demonstrating that you TOTALLY know, like, a LOT of other girls. 2. Telling someone you'd like to see a picture of their rear end in a top hat. 3. Pussying out at the last minute and weakly saying, "um, can I walk you to your car?" before being told we're standing right next to it and to not bother calling me. Try all these things, let me know how it goes. OP, what's the lowdown? You get in there or what?
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Dec 25, 2014 03:49
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sometimes i go on dates with girls and even though its an OK time I just don't like them very much so i dont kiss them or see them again, so thats my advice
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Dec 25, 2014 03:52
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I hope right now the OP is trapped in an uncomfortable orgy with the girl and two beta orbiters.
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AssassinPrincess posted:I hope right now the OP is trapped in an uncomfortable orgy with the girl and two beta orbiters. I'm imagining them circling around awkwardly and occasionally beeping like Sputnik.
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Dec 25, 2014 04:11
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is this the homeless girl you made the last lovely thread about or is this a different lovely thread idea entirely
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Tomato Burger posted:I'm imagining them circling around awkwardly and occasionally beeping like Sputnik. Just an endless loop of beeps and m'ladying.
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Dec 25, 2014 04:17
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King of Bleh posted:What are the PUA-Approved Topics for Conversation on a Date? I hope I haven't been delving into unsactioned material I wish to behold Ye Olde Grimoree of Hoisting Wenches.
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Dec 25, 2014 04:18
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AssassinPrincess posted:As far as I can tell? huh jokes on you cause you picked the dude check your lady intuition idiot
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Top City Homo posted:huh jokes on you cause you picked the dude Zounds, I have been hoisted! By a man comely of face and devoid of wit.
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AssassinPrincess posted:Zounds, I have been hoisted! By a man comely of face and devoid of wit. Wow you just went totally unbangable with that one. .. Sorry bro
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Dec 25, 2014 04:27
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AssassinPrincess posted:Zounds, I have been hoisted! By a man comely of face and devoid of wit. idiot bich
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Dec 25, 2014 05:40
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All I'm sayin is OP better be makin some faces comely tonight or I've been j'in o for nothing.
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Top City Homo posted:idiot bich Verily this is a loquacious, yet intellectually tepid strumpet
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Dec 25, 2014 06:08
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Top City Homo posted:idiot bich I was actually talking about the guy I went on the date with, but I will never deny that I'm a bich.
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Dec 25, 2014 06:16
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I want pics of her rear end in a top hat before the night is done, OP
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Dec 25, 2014 06:18
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OP - pls post a pic of her legs and specify whether tsundere, yandere, kuudere or dandere TIA
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ok brahs, went pretty well, guilt tripped her into kissing me. she had her hands all over me while i pontificated and sperged over the arts and i paid for dinner despite her vast riches. also lmao one of her BOs texted her mid-tate, mewling and asking for help with some japanese quesiton,........... what an AFC.
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Dec 25, 2014 16:07
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opus111 posted:FOB. What's FOB
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Fresh off the beta
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opus111 posted:ok brahs, went pretty well, guilt tripped her into kissing me. she had her hands all over me while i pontificated and sperged over the arts and i paid for dinner despite her vast riches. Jesus gently caress
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opus111 posted:ok brahs, went pretty well, guilt tripped her into kissing me. she had her hands all over me while i pontificated and sperged over the arts and i paid for dinner despite her vast riches. Level up bro.
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Only betas use the words "super jelly" to be honest Hope you have a great time. Play with her hair if you get a chance. Talk about polio vaccinations in pakistan. Maybe how chicken nuggets are made too. Show her how well read and cultured you are
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Dec 26, 2014 01:25
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opus111 posted:ok brahs, went pretty well, guilt tripped her into kissing me. she had her hands all over me while i pontificated and sperged over the arts and i paid for dinner despite her vast riches. so when's the second date, let's keep this riveting story moving
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Dec 26, 2014 08:08
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dunno we havent talked since the date....................
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Dec 26, 2014 08:09
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Sounds like a bad sign, op
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Dec 26, 2014 08:11
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you're telling me pal. I'm going crazy here.
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Dec 26, 2014 08:12
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opus111 posted:dunno we havent talked since the date.................... ur hosed
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AssassinPrincess posted:2. Telling someone you'd like to see a picture of their rear end in a top hat. This is, by far, the smoothest thing ever.
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Dec 26, 2014 08:15
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InFlames235 posted:This is, by far, the smoothest thing ever. you saw the pic too?
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Dec 26, 2014 08:15
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opus111 posted:you saw the pic too? shes having americanmas dinner with her fob family jerk off for a while and you will be fine call her later
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Dec 26, 2014 08:19
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Ya u also went on a date just last night so just chill out and hit her up in a day or two.
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Dec 26, 2014 08:20
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what is the inside of a young chinese lady's mouth like?
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Mariana Horchata posted:what is the inside of a young chinese lady's mouth like? its very wet thye produce poo poo load more saliva its good
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dude real talk here cut the pua poo poo it ain't gonna get you anywhere. wait like a week then call and make a date with a set time right there. if she contacts you earlier then that set date numero 2 up then and there then get off the phone. if you don't hear anything back if you leave a VM or she flakes, then you're out for the count, then find a new girl to post awful threads in gbs about.
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Is this you op? 
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