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The store had "Bort" license plates but not any that said "Bart". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VakEHKq5y1g F.A.Q. (PLEASE READ BEFORE POSTING):  Were they any other Borts besides the one dude? Yes, the woman's son was also named Bort My name is Bort, can I get a license plate? Sorry, they were so popular that the store is sold out.Post about funny Bort jokes from The Simpsons. If there's other media that references the name "Bort" I'd like people to discuss it here as well.
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come along bort
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Mr. Popo posted:a'bort' this thread
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you know that song artie ziff made to cover up modem sounds? wht is that a reference too? i heard the actual song the other day and its been bugging me ever since
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i remember when the simpsons was funny
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Fandyien posted:you know that song artie ziff made to cover up modem sounds? wht is that a reference too? i heard the actual song the other day and its been bugging me ever since its sweet dreams by the eurythmics
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Mr. Popo posted:a'bort' this thread
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Is this some sort of meta humor on mega threads? Oh.
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CCrew posted:Is this some sort of meta humor on mega threads? Oh. The scene is a classic bit from The Simpsons when the show was at it's peak. I felt like a megathread would be the best way for fans to discuss it and for newbies to be introduced to it.
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Paul Bort, Mall Cop
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Fandyien posted:you know that song artie ziff made to cover up modem sounds? wht is that a reference too? i heard the actual song the other day and its been bugging me ever since I don't know I think they just liked the song. Homer sings it in an earlier episode where the lyrics are changed to "hey there, blimpy boy" FirstPersonShitter posted:its sweet dreams by the eurythmics he's talking about this which is a parody of a song called Georgy Girl. edit: never mind he actually was talking about the eurythmics song little munchkin fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Dec 25, 2014 |
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call mister plow that's my name that name, again, is mister plow
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We are the Bort. Lower your pants and surrender your butts. We will add our biological distinctiveness to your own. Your butts will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
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little munchkin posted:I don't know I think they just liked the song. Homer sings it in an earlier episode where the lyrics are changed to "hey there, blimpy boy" He creates another device that changes snoring into the Eurythmics song. "I've traveled the world and the seven seas. I am watching you through a camera."
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When I tell people my name is Justin, they often confirm, "Jostin?" Yes, I am the Jostin. Finally someone understands.
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 i laughed at this post for like an hour the first time i saw it
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FirstPersonShitter posted:its sweet dreams by the eurythmics thank u
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This is one of my favorite Simpsons scenes, but not because it's clever, though it is. I love it because I hate Bart Simpson. He's a bully and a troublemaker and I relish watching him not get what he wants. gently caress you Bart.
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Thanks OP been lookin for this one anyone have HQ vid? my penis thanks you
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Sir John Feelgood posted:This is one of my favorite Simpsons scenes, but not because it's clever, though it is. You were one of those teachers that freaked the gently caress out about this shirt aren't you?  Alternate response: Shut up Martin. Nice shirt btw. 
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ME ------->  <--------- OP
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Yivgev posted:ME -------> here's my reaction to all the trolls and haters in this thread: 
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I wish your mom a'bort-ed you, OP
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My son is also named
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in Universal Studios Orlando they have a new small Springfield section, and in the Kwik E Mart they have a rack of nametags, and Bort is listed but always "out". However, if you ask about it at the counter, you can purchase one, which I did! I thought it was a cool little detail.
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Bart is a bitch name anyway
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vyst posted:Bart is a bitch name anyway I knew an old man named Bartolomeo and I thought that was a pretty cool name
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