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In the third movie the Eye of Sauron emits some sort of spotlight, to indicate where he's looking. That's retarded. And in the scene where this is introduced (near the end of the last loving movie), he's apparently just randomly looking around in Mordor. What the gently caress is he looking for, did he lose his contact lens or something? "Hmm better look around inside of this specific section of Mordor just in case I left my ring on the floor somewhere, OH poo poo there's an army at the black gate better go watch that now"
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Lord of Pie posted:It's their version of that 1000 year old loli thing but reversed. What the gently caress are you talking about
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Vaall posted:Having Smaug die in the first 5 minutes of the third movie instead of the second had to be the dumbest loving decision Jackson has made in his career (behind making the hobbit into 3 movies) Jackson has made some loving awful movies, especially early in his career (Meet the Feebles being the worst). Even the Hobbit is a god damned masterpiece by comparison
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Dec 28, 2014 07:57
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Gatts posted:Awww yeah. All the Elves were hot. Total bisexual orgyfest. I'd hit Thranduril and Legolas. Acrobatic sexness. Elves basically have no sexual urges. Arwen is considered a huge nympho in elf culture for daring to have sex more often than once every 100 years, but she can't find any elves to do it with so she has to find a human male. That's why she didn't want to go away on the ships. She knew that if she went away with her people then she'd never get laid again. She decided that it was better to live a short live and be able to have as much ranger dick as she can handle was a better fate then living forever with the androgynous sexless elves
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Dec 30, 2014 00:37
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A bunch of 10 story-tall elephants show up and the horse guys are all like "LET'S GET EM BOYS" like idiots And then the horse riders get totally hosed up and have to be rescued by a bunch of unstoppable ghosts. What a bunch of morons
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Zzulu posted:The correct strategy against the 10 story war elephants (with no invincible ghost army available) would have been to, uhhh, to uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Go around them and continue loving up orcs? Go inside of the city behind the giant elephant-stopping walls? City probably had some pigs in it. Set the pigs on fire and aim them at the elephants. This is a thing that actually happened in real life and it worked really well http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_pig
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