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I look a lot like Orlando bloom irlGreed is eternal posted:They got a cave troll! Pretend I posted "would" in major elf language
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HappyKitty posted:Gandalf played by Ricky Gervais calls up Bilbo periodically, all "Bilbo, you bald Shire twat! Why the gently caress are you lounging about the Elf-King's halls? Go stuff yourself in the god-drat barrel we arranged for you!" http://youtu.be/bg8NS6s0fkw
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The Mad Archivist posted:OP missed the part where Frodo offered the ring to Galadriel (i.e. a super-elf) and she did a quick synopsis of what would happen (elven North Korea) FFWD to 3:00 to see galadrials lady boner http://youtu.be/wZautQ0yhm4
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Rad Gravity posted:I think they had a bunch of civil wars and regular wars and plagues after which they stopped giving a poo poo about keeping the watch on mordor. The simarillion gives a lot more flavor to the history where literal gods and demons are fighting each other before gradually removing themselves from the physical world. The era where LoTR is happening is almost a post apocalyptic mess where people have forgotten the past and are just rebuilding a healthy society again. Also the elves are almost all gone to a magic alternate dimension thing after nearly destroying themselves over shiny moon rocks, and they are kind of depressed about it because it's like a magical retirement home
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Zzulu posted:The orcs just want a place to call home. The whole world wants them dead so of course they fight back In the book Sam overhears some orks making plans to sneak off and live "without all these big bosses around like we did before" v cute
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Zzulu posted:theyre gonna make an HBO TV show next There's no sex and only like 2 female characters don't see this happening
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Rad Gravity posted:He's actually the last of a ragged house long bereft of lordship and dignity. So, pretty poor I think. Describes me pretty well
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I would allow 45 year old cate Blanchard to fart into my Cheerios naw say'n Bet it smell like roses
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Lol at Liv Tyler for not aging well enough for the prequels
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Liv Tyler looks way too much like one of my ex girlfriends so I have to hate her sorry livz
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I'd totally watch a Peter Jackson simarillion, no one really knows the stories so it could be nonstop elf action and dragons and monsters etc oh and embarrassing romance
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*girl in the early 2000's watching lord of the rings* "Hey that skinny blonde guy's sure handsome, I should date one of those haha" *awkward pause, runs hands through her hair* "..I should do my hair like that.." *longer, awkwarder pause* "..those boots look really comfortable.." *leaves theater, exits through nordstroms, stops to purchase ugg boots, tights* *makes appointment to straighten and dye hair blonde*
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I dated a girl who looked like lived tylerd and you broke my heart your pointy eared bitcchh
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Your parents won't like me because I'm not of the race of numenor?? I'll convert!
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Gatts posted:Duh. That's how it works. Be all hot and they will come...and cum. Yeah! SEVERAL of them!
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Zzulu posted:Why don't the godbeings who sent Gandalf on his mission just get to work themselves and smoke Sauron with their godpowers They fought melkor the evil God and all had to leave the material plane after defeating him because, reasons Nefarious posted:Evangeline Lily is really just an off brand Kate Beckinsale. 
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Dean of Swing posted:has anyone made a serious post in this cool thread yet cause I want to laugh at it. the one where I said I had sex with girls (it's true)
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sexy young infidel posted:Listen... let's talk about that elf from the last movie, pretty good I thought same
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