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Tell me some things I should know. (I'm an American)
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one day, you will die
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Dec 26, 2014 00:55
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-leave your door open
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Dec 26, 2014 00:55
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Always shake out your boots/hat before putting them on
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Dec 26, 2014 00:56
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Make sure to greet everyone as 'mate'.
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Dec 26, 2014 00:56
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What part? each part of Australia offers its own unique game of life.
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Dec 26, 2014 00:57
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Be a loud drunken idiot
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Dec 26, 2014 00:57
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make sure you spray pee on muzzies you see on the bus m8
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Dec 26, 2014 00:59
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how brown are you? this is important.
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Dec 26, 2014 01:00
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Something something deadly animals
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Dec 26, 2014 01:00
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They will assume you have witnessed approximately 23 brutal murders and are, somehow, carrying a gun on you at all times.
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Dec 26, 2014 01:02
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make sure you stay in tourist/backpacker areas and as far away from any actual australians as you can, as they are bad
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Dec 26, 2014 01:02
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Mola Yam posted:how brown are you? this is important. Zero
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Dec 26, 2014 01:04
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welcome friend!
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Dec 26, 2014 01:05
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Meskhenet posted:What part? each part of Australia offers its own unique game of life. Starting in Melbourne, then meeting some people in Tasmania. Hopefully I'll get to go to other places, but that's the plan so far
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Dec 26, 2014 01:05
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Fart Puzzle posted:make sure you spray pee on muzzies you see on the bus m8 Break this down for me
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Dec 26, 2014 01:07
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GET A DOG UP YA oval office
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Dec 26, 2014 01:09
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Dec 26, 2014 01:23
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Just had a couple of Americans over for dinner on Tuesday. Eat BBQ and good soft cheeses (mostly imported from Europe) - apparently the stuff you get in the US is over processed crap we wouldn't feed to our dogs
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Dec 26, 2014 01:26
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enjoy getting your rear end hosed by bogans
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Dec 26, 2014 01:28
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuxG39dPLJk
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Dec 26, 2014 01:30
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dont come back, fuker
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Dec 26, 2014 01:34
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Always keep an eye out for drop bears.
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Dec 26, 2014 01:36
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nullEntityRNG posted:Make sure to greet everyone as 'mate'. Only for people you don't like. You call your friends cunts.
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Dec 26, 2014 01:38
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steve cardigan posted:Starting in Melbourne, then meeting some people in Tasmania. Hopefully I'll get to go to other places, but that's the plan so far Make sure you pronounce Melbourne as "Mel-BORN" and correct everyone who insists that you're the one saying it wrong.
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Dec 26, 2014 01:40
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Eat at outback steakhouse to practice.
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Dec 26, 2014 01:40
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The Bogan people have a rich culture, you are lucky to have a chance to experience it first hand.
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Dec 26, 2014 01:41
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Jombo posted:Just had a couple of Americans over for dinner on Tuesday. "american food sucks" - dumb fuckers who have never been to america seriously have you seen how god drat fat we are
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Dec 26, 2014 01:42
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also tell everyone how much you like flight of the conchords and lotr
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Dec 26, 2014 01:42
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gently caress the blind, that's why. edit: lol, i responded to the wrong thread, but I'm keeping this here.
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Dec 26, 2014 01:43
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Take along as many cartons of Marlboro Reds as you possibly can. They're worth their weight in gold.
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Dec 26, 2014 01:46
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Greeks are to Australia as Italians are to the US.
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Dec 26, 2014 01:54
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IceLicker posted:Make sure you pronounce Melbourne as "Mel-BORN" and correct everyone who insists that you're the one saying it wrong. Far as I can tell they pronounce it 'Melbin'. The joke, I know
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Dec 26, 2014 01:54
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praxis posted:Take along as many cartons of Marlboro Reds as you possibly can. They're worth their weight in gold. Na mate we got winnie reds here
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Dec 26, 2014 01:55
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i hope it can last posted:enjoy getting your rear end hosed by bogans The gently caress's a bogan?
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Dec 26, 2014 01:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ
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Dec 26, 2014 01:56
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Punch dance with some kangaroos
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Dec 26, 2014 01:57
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steve cardigan posted:The gently caress's a bogan? It's like a sorta scozza.
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Dec 26, 2014 01:58
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you dont really need shoes or at least they arent required
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Dec 26, 2014 02:02
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http://instagram.com/p/w0m8tRCec4/
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Dec 26, 2014 02:04
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