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SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon
All I know about Australia is what I learned from Mad Max and Monty Python

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA

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Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
Sydney is like LA, its really good for tourists but not much more, opera house, bridge etc
Melbourne is more about "the arts", office buildings, shopping and hipsters, it's got a really nice casino right in the middle of the city
Brisbane is Miami, its a cool city thats sunny and got nice beaches but its in a state full of bros and swamp hillbillies
Adelaide is a big small town trying to trick you into thinking its a city. avoid if you can
Darwin's the same as adelaide but with crocodiles, basically you only go to darwin as a base camp for a trip into the northern territory
Perth's where all the white south africans escaped to when apartheid fell

Melbournes easily the best place to live, but it doesnt have as many touristy "destinations" as sydney or brisbane

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
also i didnt include hobart because its the capital of tasmania and its smaller than a town in montana called butt

dud root
Mar 30, 2008
Adelaide's been out-hipstering Melbourne for a good year or two now, and with less pretentiousness too

Jombo
Feb 20, 2009
This guy knows what's up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grh0tlJtViw

watch it now, then watch it again when you leave and it will all make sense

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LPRA6MUH_I&t=30s

MUSCULAR BEAVER
Dec 26, 2014

HENDO! HENDO!
Something wrong yank?

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Cheer for Geelong Cats!!

Monagle
May 7, 2007
Wonka Wash spelled backwards.

Nation posted:

you dont really need shoes or at least they arent required

living the dream.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
comport yourself thusly and you'll be alright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH799RqKVkQ

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
i hope your gf didn't leave you for a tanned mate with a killer aussie accent

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

post-apocalyptic erotica
Jan 28, 2013

a posting ghost posted:

Im looking into this too now op...416 working holiday visa right? Would be cool

Yup. A lot of people do it- something like 50,000 a year. The visa costs like 300 USD, and the ticket's around a grand, but work is easy to find and if you live smart you'll make that money back in no time. Plus Australia's beautiful, and no matter what anyone says Aussies pretty much have to be nicer than Americans

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Get a train ticket to Sydney and I'll get you hosed up and all kinds of laid. I meet an American or Canadian here like once a week and seriously I'll get you into the culture so much you'll owe me like 2 grand before you leave.

post-apocalyptic erotica
Jan 28, 2013

abigserve posted:

I drove 5000ks across the center of Australia (camping the whole time). It loving sucks. There was one really crazy thing though - driving 8-12 hours a day for a week completely distorts your sense of time, so much so that a 3 hour car trip feels like a ride to the shops, it's surreal.

Yeah, I did 4 months on the road after college (pretty much a lap of the US) in 2011, and to this day I can just hop in my car and drive from Philly to Massachusetts or Virginia and it's NBD. I actually really like driving "long" distances now

post-apocalyptic erotica
Jan 28, 2013

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Get a train ticket to Sydney and I'll get you hosed up and all kinds of laid. I meet an American or Canadian here like once a week and seriously I'll get you into the culture so much you'll owe me like 2 grand before you leave.

Some of this sounds awesome. PM me hot stuff

post-apocalyptic erotica
Jan 28, 2013

Slugnoid posted:

Sydney is like LA, its really good for tourists but not much more, opera house, bridge etc
Melbourne is more about "the arts", office buildings, shopping and hipsters, it's got a really nice casino right in the middle of the city
Brisbane is Miami, its a cool city thats sunny and got nice beaches but its in a state full of bros and swamp hillbillies
Adelaide is a big small town trying to trick you into thinking its a city. avoid if you can
Darwin's the same as adelaide but with crocodiles, basically you only go to darwin as a base camp for a trip into the northern territory
Perth's where all the white south africans escaped to when apartheid fell

Melbournes easily the best place to live, but it doesnt have as many touristy "destinations" as sydney or brisbane



Copying and pasting, thanks

post-apocalyptic erotica
Jan 28, 2013

Slugnoid posted:

also i didnt include hobart because its the capital of tasmania and its smaller than a town in montana called butt

Oh man, I'm going to Hobart pretty shortly after I land actually

post-apocalyptic erotica
Jan 28, 2013

Darth123123 posted:

i hope your gf didn't leave you for a tanned mate with a killer aussie accent

That's something I was worried about at first, but apparently she's seen less teeth than people. Also she claims to love me

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Condolences op.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Congrats on escaping a warmongering xenophobic 3rd world hellhole aka the USA.

KaiserSchnitzel
Feb 23, 2003

Hey baby I think we Havel lot in common
The toilets flush backwards; be mindful of this

post-apocalyptic erotica
Jan 28, 2013

proof of concept posted:

comport yourself thusly and you'll be alright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH799RqKVkQ

Dude I wish

Ex-Priest Tobin
May 25, 2014

by Reene
I've heard the cafes near Martin Place in Sydney are quite good

Green Mind
Aug 5, 2007

Said it's ok...
Stayed for two years on a working holiday. Went down there broke and as a 19 year old child. Left as a man with some good cash in my bank account. Made $42 an hour dishwashing one day on Queens Birthday in Melbourne. hosed some super hot girls. Did a motorcycle trip from Melbs to Cairns. OP get on the V-Line and visit a town called Castlemaine. PM me if you have specific questions.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I spent a month in Australia and it was amazing and pretty much every Australian I've met has been awesome.

Go Australia!

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

my friend is doing the same thing. look him up. his name is josh.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

It's called a holiday visa since you escape 3rd world countries like Ireland or the USA

dud root
Mar 30, 2008
Study all of this guys videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbXQXKXAHfE

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk
If you're into nature and/or crocodiles, visit Kakadu and the Top End. Go during the dry season (Aussie winter) though.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

hey they would have been world tag team champs except the Nasty Boys were a pair of filthy cheaters. Them and that little gremlin manager of theirs Jimmy Hart, the fucker

Wrageowrapper
Apr 30, 2009

DRINK! ARSE! FECKIN CHRISTMAS!
If you are planning on driving across Australia just watch a couple episodes of Bush Mechanics and you should be alright.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsswIRkAjfU

Mr. Welfare
Feb 12, 2009

Centrelink's Finest

KronicD posted:

If you plan it out correctly, bring lots of water, lots of fuel, decent radio, emergency beacon, etc. Then you'll likely be OK.

Idiot Americans jump in the car and just go for it occasionally though. They die sometimes. If you talk to the authorities they can give you info on doing it safely.

And let's not even get started on Eurotrash tourists who swim in crocodile infested water.

They put up a sign with a crocodile on it for a reason, Hipler!

post-apocalyptic erotica
Jan 28, 2013

Green Mind posted:

Stayed for two years on a working holiday. Went down there broke and as a 19 year old child. Left as a man with some good cash in my bank account. Made $42 an hour dishwashing one day on Queens Birthday in Melbourne. hosed some super hot girls. Did a motorcycle trip from Melbs to Cairns. OP get on the V-Line and visit a town called Castlemaine. PM me if you have specific questions.

That's heartening. What's in castlemaine?

post-apocalyptic erotica
Jan 28, 2013

Puppy Galaxy posted:

my friend is doing the same thing. look him up. his name is josh.

You seriously think I don't know josh?

post-apocalyptic erotica
Jan 28, 2013

redshirt posted:

I spent a month in Australia and it was amazing and pretty much every Australian I've met has been awesome.

Go Australia!

Thought you were stralian. Guess your name should've tipped me off

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Oh oh! Wait OP, just in case don't ever go to Canberra. Just don't do it.

post-apocalyptic erotica
Jan 28, 2013

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Oh oh! Wait OP, just in case don't ever go to Canberra. Just don't do it.

Copy that

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Oh oh! Wait OP, just in case don't ever go to Canberra. Just don't do it.

I want to go to Canberra and see the largest aluminum structure in the Southern Hemisphere!

Plus I heard sessions of Parliment can get pretty rowdy.

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDhmdbVk0l4

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