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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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This is a thread to talk about the NBA and Fashion. As the gap between the two professions close, we approach the singularity that is Russell Westbrook.







Post pictures of your favorite NBA players wearing despicable alphets












#knickstape

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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Igor Strelkov posted:

Is Carmelo's iceman hat real? Is this photo undoctored?


it's my favorite melo hat


e: bonus pic

straight up brolic fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Dec 26, 2014

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

for unmentionable reasons i have $650 in store credit at a cowboy store. thinking about getting on john wall tech

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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Dexo posted:

Jordan could get his own thread. That's just no fair.

http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/


there is too much power i can feel it coursing through me




e: here he is looking like a stereotypical "uncle to the neighborhood" character in a comedy that features mike epps

straight up brolic fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Dec 26, 2014

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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a league of its own



tiny bags, big hearts





i hope you're not gang affiliated





i love you both more than words can express



straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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can't believe no one criticized lebron for unironically wearing a steve harvey suit.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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#whereskittleshappens









taste the rainbow


e: bonus paul george pic

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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the NBA dress code's unintended consequence of players wearing horrible designer clothing instead of a sweatsuit and like 8 sweatbands is my favorite sports thing.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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MVP posted:

I wish I had a clothing sponsorship but nothing will fit my XXL breasts

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
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Report card like the speed limit

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i actually would like wiggins suit if he wasn't flexing ankle so hard

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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re: wade, this is the worst thing that a human being has ever worn

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

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Came to practice weed scented
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apparently this is a slide in the fashion ppt:

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

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Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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Henchman of Santa posted:

I've posted it before but in the theme of the thread, here is Wesley Morris' piece from a couple of years ago in which he concludes that Russell Westbrook dresses like a teenage lesbian.
this is what happens when a movie writer talks about fashion:

quote:

But the gay coding extends beyond straight athletes who dress like lesbian musicians. The pitcher Brian Wilson has treated his years as a San Francisco Giant as an opportunity to paint his fingernails and explore assorted permutations of gay facial hair. At some point his black beard mutated into a roiling, oily nimbus. Somehow, he achieved the inviting menace of an organic farmer with a pleasure garden on Castro Street.

im not sure i hate it...

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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WhyteRyce posted:

I'm pretty sure that isn't even Wade's only ridiculous capri outfit
westbrook and wade are too deep in the capri game

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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attackmole posted:

Does anyone have the picture of Melo wearing the custom Ray Charles shirt? It exists and its amazing but its hard to find.


pre-dress code vs. post-dress code melo disasters is a sophie's choice.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

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Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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(this is actually relatively sick, especially for D Wade)

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Are those actual capris or just things that would be pants on men of average height? Like, the sleeves of that polo shirt are also pretty short
im westbrook's height and i can confirm that it's highly intentional.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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like the actual worst thing about the Harden trade wasn't that the Thunder traded away a top 10 caliber player, but that we lost 82 gams of Harden and Westbrook dressing like coke kingpins going to their first rave.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

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Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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after michael beasley came to the heat, lebron tried to subconsciously motivate him by dressing like weed

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

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OH WORD SON posted:

Other end of the spectrum, Damian Lillard dresses sharp as gently caress



I'm a dumbass and on a phone, someone help!

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

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Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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i personally don't like Lillard's style that much because he doesn't really experiment, but his draft day suit is my favorite of all time.



just perfect. the lanvin shoes are a nice touch.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

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Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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all these guys are just copying larry johnson

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

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Came to practice weed scented
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can we tile this and make it the thread background?

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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WhyteRyce posted:

Why is the crotch so low on that
http://www.hitfix.com/comedy/12-of-justin-biebers-most-hideously-ugly-drop-crotch-pants-rationalized

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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can someone explain drummond's obsession with the cholo cut to me? here he is on crimbo with gold shoes

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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weird opinion alert: i actually like Jalen's draft day suit and tie for some reason

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
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EvanTH posted:

Good and fun: Lucas Nogueira can barely wear a hat on draft night

Bad and bad: that all-star weekend a few years ago where Everyone was wearing leather pants


edit:
Bruno and Lucas went with a very sprezzatura, low key look for their christmas


straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
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lol with jeremy scott and the guy from true blood

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

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Fisticuffs posted:

It's fun to dress like an rear end in a top hat though
never underestimate this

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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hitze posted:

Couldn't find a full shot of this from tonight

lol my friend has that bomber it's wil fry

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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don nelson is one of the most obvious "outies" in nba history

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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http://instagram.com/p/xQJ1T3Dmm-/

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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rudy gay's outfit is pretty good.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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Nick Young with a nice look today

http://instagram.com/p/xZ9z6HOGB6/

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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how many boas must die, calvin?

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
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Spoeank posted:

Cross posting from N/V because it probably belongs here. LeBron needs some bigger pants (mildly NSFW)


http://i.imgur.com/oJteW1v.jpg
this is my everything

e: related

http://four-pins.com/style/history-of-lebron-james-hairline/

straight up brolic fucked around with this message at 13:24 on Jan 17, 2015

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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the best part of MLK day basketball, and yet another reason why the NBA is better than the NFL: the shoes




he has "rules are what make the game challenging" written on there, lol

e: this shoe is one of america's great mysteries..."PRAY FOR ________ R.I.P. _______"

e2: haha holy poo poo

quote:

Wall’s was produced in collaboration with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and features “sepia tones, inspirational quotes and details of Abdul-Jabbar’s career,”

straight up brolic fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Jan 19, 2015

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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bloodsoaked rorschach test

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

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when keeping it real goes wrong

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