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You are in a tavern in the tiny hamlet of Pruusoxt. There is a special tonight on umber hulk bangers and also pitchers of chokeweed ale.
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:36 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:31 |
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>go sit in the corner table
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:38 |
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Can I be a Half-Orc Assassin e: this better be AD&D 1st Ed or I'm going back to Hellthread!
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:38 |
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Hogge Wild posted:>go sit in the corner table You sit at a corner table, deep in the shadows. The waitress doesn't see you.
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:41 |
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Harime Nui posted:Can I be a Half-Orc Assassin Your half-orc assassin stands outside, experiencing social anxiety. You are unsure about edition.
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:41 |
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>Compulsively pat rear end to check for coinpurse
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:42 |
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Solid Poopsnake posted:You sit at a corner table, deep in the shadows. The waitress doesn't see you. >smoke hobbit weed and blow rings >look mysterious so that newbs come asking for quests
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:43 |
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i hail the bartender. "Christmas greetings"
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:43 |
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Harime Nui posted:>Compulsively pat rear end to check for coinpurse It's there. Also, you're standing outside a bar feeling up your own rear end.
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:44 |
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>Shuffle in with mantle pulled up and vaguely wave as though to one of the occupied tables, but not one in specific, so the bartender won't think I'm a friendless weirdo
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:45 |
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Hogge Wild posted:>smoke hobbit weed and blow rings A waitress approaches your table and informs you that smoking has been banned from taverns and inns for two years, thanks to nanny state legislation, and could you please put that out. Also, there is a two drink minimum. curious lump posted:i hail the bartender. "Christmas greetings" The bartender spits into a glass and polishes it with a dirty rag. "What'll be it, adventurer?"
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:46 |
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Harime Nui posted:>Shuffle in with mantle pulled up and vaguely wave as though to one of the occupied tables, but not one in specific, so the bartender won't think I'm a friendless weirdo The bartender is not fooled, and jerks his thumb at a burnt wood sign reading "Mysterious strangers and weirdos exit in rear."
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:47 |
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"Egg nog... and it make it snappy" *Snaps fingers to demonstrate]
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:48 |
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>Take place in shadowy corner directly opposite mysterious hooded stranger in other shadowy corner >Pester waitress for quests
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:48 |
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I try to buy weed off a random Hobbit.
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:49 |
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curious lump posted:"Egg nog... and it make it snappy" *Snaps fingers to demonstrate] The bartender ladles a mug of nog and slops it in front of you. "That'll be 2 coppers, friend." Harime Nui posted:>Take place in mysterious corner directly opposite hooded stranger in other mysterious corner The waitress breathlessly describes a quest wherein you order four drinks, wildly overtip, and then leave without causing a scene.
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:50 |
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Razorwired posted:I try to buy weed off a random Hobbit. `awaits the roll to see if i sell oregano`
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:51 |
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Razorwired posted:I try to buy weed off a random Hobbit. Surprisingly, this place is wall-to-wall hobbit weed dealers. Subtract 2 silver, add an eight.
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:51 |
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>Mumble passive aggressively and order an ale, surveil taproom for a post-it-board, possibly with job listings or dungeon advertisements
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:52 |
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I cast a spell that turns all the kegs of beer into various flavors of rat piss. Prestidigitation. It's a 0 level can-trip.
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:52 |
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Solid Poopsnake posted:A waitress approaches your table and informs you that smoking has been banned from taverns and inns for two years, thanks to nanny state legislation, and could you please put that out. Also, there is a two drink minimum. "Well met stranger! I'm Chloralhydrate the Plaid. There's a vile Half Orc guarding a great and ancient treasure. His abode is at that table. Bring me his treasure and you'll be greatly rewarded. Also bring me two brewskis." >put pipe under the table and make motions of putting it out, but don't actually do it
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:53 |
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Harime Nui posted:>Mumble passive aggressively and order an ale, surveil taproom for a post-it-board, possibly with job listings or dungeon advertisements A barbarian of the plans approaches you with a rolled bolt of felt, smiling. "Well met!"
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:53 |
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Hogge Wild posted:"Well met stranger! I'm Chloralhydrate the Plaid. There's a vile Half Orc guarding a great and ancient treasure. His abode is at that table. Bring me his treasure and you'll be greatly rewarded. Also bring me two brewskis." "This isn't that kinda bar, stranger. MAybe you want to try the Manhole, over in Willowvale."
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:54 |
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I raise my hand with the middle and fourth fingers parted in what I assume is the traditional barbarian plainsman greetings. "Hale fellow traveler. What have you there?"
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:55 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:I cast a spell that turns all the kegs of beer into various flavors of rat piss. Mysteriously, your spell fails.
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:55 |
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im a dwarf and i roll to stab the barbarian with m y dagger
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:56 |
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>walks in the tavern with a female companion
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:56 |
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Harime Nui posted:I raise my hand with the middle and fourth fingers parted in what I assume is the traditional barbarian plainsman greetings. "Hale fellow traveler. What have you there?" The barbarian unrolls his cloth onto your table, and displays an array of silver and turquoise jewelry. "Can I interest you in my wares, adventurer? Surely, these artifacts will protect you on your travels!"
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:56 |
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owl milk posted:im a dwarf and i roll to stab the barbarian with m y dagger OH poo poo WE'RE GETTING DOWN EVERYONE STOP AND ROLL INITIATIVE
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:57 |
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then i take his stuff and run
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:57 |
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Solid Poopsnake posted:OH poo poo WE'RE GETTING DOWN EVERYONE STOP AND ROLL INITIATIVE What's my dex?
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:58 |
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Harime Nui posted:What's my dex? JESUS BARRY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHATS ON YOUR loving SHEET
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:59 |
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Solid Poopsnake posted:OH poo poo WE'RE GETTING DOWN EVERYONE STOP AND ROLL INITIATIVE >7 and +2 from dex > cast darkness
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:59 |
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since im a thief i have a 18 dex and i have improved initiative plus im a vampire and i have improved haste previously cast on me so my init is +20 or somthing
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 10:00 |
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Hogge Wild posted:>7 and +2 from dex The Plaid is now a sphere of black, hiding his barstool, drink, and shame.
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 10:00 |
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owl milk posted:since im a thief i have a 18 dex and i have improved initiative plus im a vampire and i have improved haste previously cast on me so my init is +20 or somthing Well, roll it!
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 10:00 |
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so i win and i roll to stab him what do i get
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 10:00 |
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"If there's a woman I wish to partake in sexual activities with her" and other worn out "jokes." I wear my cloak and my magicking cap.
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 10:01 |
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Also Monty Python references.
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 10:01 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:31 |
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owl milk posted:so i win and i roll to stab him what do i get You get a bunch of turquoise and silver jewelry, his wallet which has five silver and pictures of the barbarian's kids, a debit card, a punchcard from the local sub shop, and a corpse.
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 10:02 |