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gently caress you guys and your cheesed characters ungmugung
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Dec 26, 2014 10:02
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rolled 5 on init 19 on stabbing but i have a + 14 to hit and since he didnt see me coming i get my sneak attack bonus, which actually im an assassin not a thif so my bonus is +5d6 so damage is 3+22+3(str mod) do i kill him?
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Dec 26, 2014 10:03
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Harime Nui posted:gently caress you guys and your cheesed characters ungmugung You have lovely initiative so mostly you're just covered in blood from John Featherfeet who is now dead.
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Dec 26, 2014 10:03
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Solid Poopsnake posted:The Plaid is now a sphere of black, hiding his barstool, drink, and shame. >assume that the whole tavern is dark >slip a mickey in the drink walk towards the Half Orc's table using staff as a guide cane
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Dec 26, 2014 10:03
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owl milk posted:rolled 5 on init 19 on stabbing but i have a + 14 to hit and since he didnt see me coming i get my sneak attack bonus, which actually im an assassin not a thif so my bonus is +5d6 so damage is 3+22+3(str mod) do i kill him? JESUS I ALREAYD SAID HE'S DEAD HOW DEAD DO YOU WANT THIS POOR SON OF A BITCH TO BE GODDAMN
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Dec 26, 2014 10:03
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Hogge Wild posted:>assume that the whole tavern is dark You slip on the peanut shells on the floor.
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Dec 26, 2014 10:04
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Knowing they always blame the orc at moments like this I quickly search the barbarian's body for adventure hooks
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Dec 26, 2014 10:04
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Solid Poopsnake posted:JESUS I ALREAYD SAID HE'S DEAD HOW DEAD DO YOU WANT THIS POOR SON OF A BITCH TO BE GODDAMN JOhn Featherfeet is extra dead.
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Dec 26, 2014 10:04
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Harime Nui posted:Knowing they always blame the orc at moments like this I quickly search the barbarian's body for adventure hooks Owl milk rear end in a top hat already took everything. You could theoretically take toenail clippings. Maybe a necromancer could do something with it?
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Dec 26, 2014 10:05
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i drop the corpse and tell the tavern that he killed my dad or something my bluff is like +50 so idgaf
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Dec 26, 2014 10:05
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Solid Poopsnake posted:You slip on the peanut shells on the floor. >curse loudly, stand up and wipe beer from the robe >wave arms around and try to find another drink
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Dec 26, 2014 10:05
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What about the cloth full of jewelry and junk?
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Dec 26, 2014 10:05
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My sorceror fails his will save and casts magic missile at the darkness.
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Dec 26, 2014 10:06
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owl milk posted:i drop the corpse and tell the tavern that he killed my dad or something my bluff is like +50 so idgaf Do you take his humble native jewelry?
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Dec 26, 2014 10:06
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yes
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Dec 26, 2014 10:07
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Hogge Wild posted:>curse loudly, stand up and wipe beer from the robe You find a variety of other drinks, but they all belong to other people. You are still a sphere of darkness, though, so I bet you could snatch that poo poo.
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Dec 26, 2014 10:07
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Harime Nui posted:What about the cloth full of jewelry and junk? I'm afraid it's taken.
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Dec 26, 2014 10:07
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celeron 300a posted:My sorceror fails his will save and casts magic missile at the darkness. You waste your one spell for the day, level 1 sorceror. You require an eight-hour rest to refresh your spell slot.
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Dec 26, 2014 10:07
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No one seems particularly upset that John Featherfeet is dead. It's that kinda place.
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Dec 26, 2014 10:08
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"Well whatever that might have been about I guess I'll never know" I shrug and move out the back exit of the tavern to saddle my horse and find MYSTERY COVE or possibly DAGGER BAY or maybe SKULL PROMONTORY
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Dec 26, 2014 10:08
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i think about saying "look if any of use adventurers wnt to some with me use can im leavin town" and then i say that previous statement
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Dec 26, 2014 10:08
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Solid Poopsnake posted:You find a variety of other drinks, but they all belong to other people. You are still a sphere of darkness, though, so I bet you could snatch that poo poo. >snatch a drink and slip a mickey in it >continue towards the Half Orc's table, taking short steps trying to avoid falling down
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Dec 26, 2014 10:08
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Harime Nui posted:"Well whatever that might have been about I guess I'll never know" I shrug and move out the back exit of the tavern to saddle my horse and find MYSTERY COVE or possibly DAGGER BAY or maybe SKULL PROMONTORY The action is now headed to SKULL PROMONTORY. 
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Dec 26, 2014 10:10
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Willl our intrepid band of adventurers go where the adventure is?
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Dec 26, 2014 10:11
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i have a secret map to thief guild[b/]] and i shout "we will go to [b]thif guild] and kill them and take there treasure" to the adventures in a whisper tone of voice
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Dec 26, 2014 10:11
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I cast *cloud of fart* aimed at the half orcs table.
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Dec 26, 2014 10:12
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I approach at a moderate gallop, presumably with dramatic trumpet music blaring as I ride through the night with my cloak streaming bheind me. At roughly half a long bowshot's distance (500 ft) I dismount and pull a torch from my pack and light it with a spark from steel and tinder, any copse of trees handy I can leave my horse tied to
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Dec 26, 2014 10:13
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((ooc my guy doesnt like skulls, or water so yuo might have to persuade him to join)0
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Dec 26, 2014 10:13
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Solid Poopsnake posted:Willl our intrepid band of adventurers go where the adventure is? >nah owl milk posted:i have a secret map to thief guild[b/]] and i shout "we will go to [b]thif guild] and kill them and take there treasure" to the adventures in a whisper tone of voice "Well met stranger! Have a refreshing drink! >put hand out of the darkness, offering the drink
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Dec 26, 2014 10:13
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Meanwhile, a SKULL PROMONTORY, a wild-eyed, disheveled hermit approaches whoever the gently caress is around. "Please, adventurers!" he shouts. "Within yon cave are a plague of ogres, who are total jerks and keep coming into my camp and breaking my coconut radios! Will you help me???"
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Dec 26, 2014 10:14
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Hogge Wild posted:
"hello thanks you for this refreshing drink my good ball of darkness" and then i drinks it and say "you interest in my quest?"
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Dec 26, 2014 10:15
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*gives wry impish grin playfuly*
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Dec 26, 2014 10:16
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owl milk posted:((ooc my guy doesnt like skulls, or water so yuo might have to persuade him to join)0 "You seem like a trustworthy individual. Why not join me on my quest to find riches and glory at.... uh, a certain coastal cavern, area." is what I said before I left the tavern and after you killed that salesman
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Dec 26, 2014 10:17
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owl milk posted:"hello thanks you for this refreshing drink my good ball of darkness" and then i drinks it and say "you interest in my quest?" "Oh verily my good Sir." DM what does my drugged drink do to him? owl milk posted:*gives wry impish grin playfuly* >doesn't see the grin from outside the darkness
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Dec 26, 2014 10:17
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im a vampire so prob nothign
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Dec 26, 2014 10:18
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Hogge Wild posted:"Oh verily my good Sir." Nothing because owl milk is a prestige class that lets him drink roofies without effect
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Dec 26, 2014 10:18
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Dec 26, 2014 10:19
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Solid Poopsnake posted:Meanwhile, a SKULL PROMONTORY, a wild-eyed, disheveled hermit approaches whoever the gently caress is around. "Please, adventurers!" he shouts. "Within yon cave are a plague of ogres, who are total jerks and keep coming into my camp and breaking my coconut radios! Will you help me???" Holding the reins of my steed in one hand, dismounted I approach the wretched rustic with my orcishly buff jaw protruding out and a keen look in my eye. "Hail, good churl. I am Thomas Cruise, Blade of the King, and I shall aid thee in thy wretched condition."
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Dec 26, 2014 10:19
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Harime Nui posted:Holding the reins of my steed in one hand, dismounted I approach the wretched rustic with my orcishly buff jaw protruding out and a keen look in my eye. "You are too kind, noble orc! You will find the pricks within!" He gestures to the cave vaguely and then flees the scene.
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Dec 26, 2014 10:20
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