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Post your favorite quote from the TV show the Simons Here' mine: "Augh! My retirement grease!" - groundskeeper Willie
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Achievement of your happiness is the only moral purpose of your life, and that happiness, not pain or mindless self-indulgence, is the proof of your moral integrity, since it is the proof and the result of your loyalty to the achievement of your values.
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Dec 26, 2014 14:46
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"Possessions are fleeting" - homre
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Dec 26, 2014 14:49
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Universe Master posted:Achievement of your happiness is the only moral purpose of your life, and that happiness, not pain or mindless self-indulgence, is the proof of your moral integrity, since it is the proof and the result of your loyalty to the achievement of your values. Yeah that's a good one!!
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Dec 26, 2014 14:50
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D'oh
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Dec 26, 2014 14:51
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Cheese eating surrender monkeys Mexico touching shatner stealers
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Dec 26, 2014 14:52
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We are out of Bart license plates in the gift shop! I repeat, we are out of Bart license plates in the gift shop.
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Dec 26, 2014 14:53
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Hello what is this? wire hangers, expired medicine, old news papers *hyperventilates* OK homer, stay calm, just quietly get this stuff inside your house *drops a bunch of poo poo* Homer! you're not listening!
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Dec 26, 2014 14:56
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dough
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Dec 26, 2014 15:04
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"gently caress you homer" - bert
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Dec 26, 2014 15:14
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"Gas" -Bart Simpson
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Dec 26, 2014 15:14
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"Thank you, come again." - Aboo
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Dec 26, 2014 15:17
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marge you're breaking my heart
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Dec 26, 2014 15:18
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"I raped a Vietnamese woman during the war. It is my darkest secret, a shame I'll carry with me forever. Every night I ask God for His forgiveness, but I wonder if he even hears me." --Seymour Skinner
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Dec 26, 2014 15:20
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Hey Lois I farted -Mayor quingly
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Dec 26, 2014 15:22
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the one with Hank Scorpio
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Dec 26, 2014 15:23
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"get out bart I'm piss" lisa simpson
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Dec 26, 2014 15:23
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My bort is also name bort
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Dec 26, 2014 15:24
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AENEedWy_kU
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Dec 26, 2014 15:28
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NQlOfXyrUY
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Dec 26, 2014 15:30
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im gay
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Dec 26, 2014 15:31
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I like this joke because it is vaguely satirical while being well within the limits of currently accepted propaganda.
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Dec 26, 2014 15:31
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Lana... Lana... LANA!!!
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Dec 26, 2014 15:32
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"That's the beauty of it! It doesn't do anything!" -Homer's brother
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Dec 26, 2014 15:33
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you're tearing me apart, Lisa! - Milhouse
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Dec 26, 2014 15:36
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Eat My Shirts, dude
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Dec 26, 2014 15:36
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I said hop in *brandishes firearm - mr burns
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Dec 26, 2014 15:44
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"No man or woman born, coward or brave, can shun his destiny." - Homer
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Dec 26, 2014 15:46
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"Yeah I've been starving 'em...teasing them...singing off key... Ma me ma moe, ma moo ma mei AAIEIIGIGHGHH"
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Dec 26, 2014 15:47
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"I'm glad Phil Hartman is dead, means my characters I voice get more air time" - Everyone on The Simpsons.
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Dec 26, 2014 16:03
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Scowny posted:"get out bart I'm piss" lisa simpson
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Dec 26, 2014 16:04
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I say, I say, I say now boy watcha gonna do with that little pea shooter? - Launchpad McQuck.
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Dec 26, 2014 16:07
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Wicker Man posted:"Yeah I've been starving 'em...teasing them...singing off key... Ma me ma moe, ma moo ma mei AAIEIIGIGHGHH" Like I'm wearing nothing at all
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Dec 26, 2014 16:13
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No boy, i'm going to ride you. I'm going to ride you TO THE KWIK-E-MART *scream*
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Dec 26, 2014 16:25
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D'oh Classic
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Dec 26, 2014 16:40
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"These pretzels are making me thirsty." ~Barney Gumble
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Dec 26, 2014 17:20
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Mmm fried pig pussy. Once you eat one of these baked pussy pork rinds, youll never eat another human pussy again. But gently caress human pussy, I gently caress dead pigs. Youll read about it in heartburn how I hosed them dead pigs before I turned them into pork rinds. I couldnt get no twat from Serenity back them she only wanted dildos in her pussy twat. Big phoney boloney dicks. But now she wants this real cock. Come here Serenity lets show these assholes how we gently caress. Lets show these assholes how we gently caress! My sweet sweet Serenity." gently caress an umbellical chord out of your phoney rear end in a top hat and Ill hang a pig with it. While i impregnant you with my 80 year old pork rind dick. You give birth to a dead pig and well turn him into pork rind. Ill eat pork rinds with god. In a land that speaks only with his eyes. No language no dildos. No fucken laws! Where the whores cant sell their pussies or use their twats to golddig! In a land wheres warriors ran free with their big dicks out. And our loving hair wild. Eat pork rinds eat dead pigs! Eat pork rinds eat dead pigs!! Eat pork rinds eat dead pigs!!! Sulfur dead skin and put em in plastic bags. gently caress you, you fuckin farting robots. Suck my dead pig. Suck my dead pig! -Homer Simpson
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Dec 26, 2014 17:22
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little munchkin posted:Mmm fried pig pussy.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QGk8m51WDA
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Dec 26, 2014 17:22
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Sacrelicious
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the man in the video just got asked what his favorite simpson quote, and that was his answer
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