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Stupid sexy Flanders -Homer J. Simpson
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Dec 26, 2014 17:25
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Lmfao - Bart S
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Dec 26, 2014 17:31
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"I'm a big baby who's going to throw a hissy fit over a crossover episode with the critic even though it's one of our best episodes ever. OH a crossover with family guy? Sounds good, I'm a huge sellout who sleeps on a pile of money with beautiful ladies " -Matt groening
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Dec 26, 2014 17:40
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Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels. - Sunday school teacher
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Dec 26, 2014 17:41
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homer sexual
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Dec 26, 2014 17:42
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"Jeremy Irons" "Jeremys... Iron."
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Dec 26, 2014 17:43
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"AAARRGHHHHH!" - Nicole Brown Simpson
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Dec 26, 2014 17:50
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'wow this poo poo is reeeeeeal bad' - anyone sane watching any episode made in the last 16 or so years.
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Dec 26, 2014 17:53
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Lul - bort
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Dec 26, 2014 17:59
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"In dealing with feelings as opposed to ideas, it is valid to inquire into the physical localization of a feeling. If a person says, "I feel a pain," it is natural for the doctor to ask, "Where does it hurt?" Similarly it is possible to localize a feeling of anxiety such as a sensation of pressure in the chest,butterflies in the stomach, shaky legs, trembling hands, and so forth. On the other hand, there are generalized feelings of anxiety which are manifested in sweating, weakness, andchills. Love can also be experienced as a general or localized feeling. The feeling of love as opposed to the idea of love is often localized in or about the heart, although it also extends into the arms, when reaching out to a love object, and to other parts of the body, the lips, and the genitals. The relation of the heart to love is expressed in common symbolism and everyday language. Cupid's arrow pierces the heart to indicate that love has been awakened. The heart is the symbol of St. Valentine's Day, the patron saint of love.We use such expressions as, "My heart is full of love," "My heart aches for love," "You have touched my heart," and soon, to express our unconscious sense of this relationship. Lovesongs are full of references to the heart as the symbol of love. The symbolism of blood as the bearer of love is only slightly less known. Blood relationships are naturally assumed to be love relationships. Lovers pledge their troth in blood and may act this out by cutting each other and mixing the two bloods. One of my psychotic patients wrote a note to his girl friend in his own blood to show his love for her. To shed one's blood for another is a direct expression of love for the other. The color of love is red, as is the red rose, which symbolizes the blood and the heart. In The Ego and the Id, Sigmund Freud suggested "that some substance ought to be the principal representative of Eros," but he never did say what that substance might be. Yet a moment's consideration of the description of Eros as "the life force" leads to the thought that it could be associated with the blood. These ideas do not constitute scientific proof that an erection is an expression of the desire for love, but, then, the phenomenon of love is a most difficult subject for scientific investigation. In the view of science represented by physiology, the heart is only a pump that drives the blood throughthe body. Such scientific thinking, however, gives us no understanding of human behavior or feelings. If the heart is only a pump, if the penis is only an organ to introduce spermcells into the female body, then the human being is only amachine that requires no feelings of love or pleasure to motivate its functions. I reject the concept that a man is only a mechanism whose behavior is explained solely in terms of physiochemical laws. I believe some credence must be given to beliefs and ideas by which the human mind has attempted to understand its own feelings and actions. A more serious objection to the view of the erection as an expression of love is the phenomenon of the so-called cold erection. Many men experience this kind of erection on waking in the morning. It is attributed to the stimulation of a full bladder, since it is not associated with the idea or feeling of sexual desire. Donald W. Hastings, * in discussing the"morning erection," states, "That a full bladder is not the explanation is seen in the fact that civilized man encounters many situations, mainly social, wherein his bladder becomes full but no erection occurs." Morning erections are proof to Wilhelm Stekelt that erective impotence is psychic in origin.If there is such a thing as a cold erection, it would disprove the thesis advanced above. The fact is that the penis is not cold but warm. What is cold is the mind, not the penis. This condition indicates a state of dissociation of the consciousmind and the unconscious biological processes. On the unconscious or body level, the individual is sexually excited, but his conscious mind is not "with it." He may be preoccupied with the practical affairs of the coming day, and he may be anxious to get going, so he urinates and the erection subsides.The so-called cold erection can be regarded as an unconscious manifestation of the desire for sexual love. It illustrates the degree to which a man can be dissociated from his physical functions. It raises the possibility that love and sex,which are normally united, can be dissociated in the mind and behavior of an individual." - Chef WigWam
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Dec 26, 2014 18:12
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"Uuh gently caress i dunno just do a parody of lego movie or something i don't give a gently caress lol" - simons writer for the latest season
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Dec 26, 2014 18:14
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCpAhcIQhc0
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Dec 26, 2014 18:19
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I love you Homie - Marge Simpsons
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Dec 26, 2014 18:23
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The whole babysitter and the beast bit starts at like 50 seconds http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d51_1343322862
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Dec 26, 2014 18:32
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Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of constant struggle do not deserve to live. -Ralph
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Dec 26, 2014 18:36
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Daddaa - Maggie Simpaon
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Dec 26, 2014 18:37
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Welcome Milpool - Bonestorm
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Dec 26, 2014 19:29
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Lisa simpsons: God is the earth.
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Dec 26, 2014 19:30
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I'm veg - Paul McCartney
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Dec 26, 2014 19:31
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"Uh, you got any gum?"
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Dec 26, 2014 19:31
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Wicker Man posted:"Yeah I've been starving 'em...teasing them...singing off key... Ma me ma moe, ma moo ma mei AAIEIIGIGHGHH"
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Dec 26, 2014 19:34
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burritolingus posted:"Uh, you got any gum?" Yo for real this is the funniest thing snl ever did
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Dec 26, 2014 20:21
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That's a lot of nuts !!
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Dec 26, 2014 20:38
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"You're my favourite customer! Please come again"
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Dec 26, 2014 20:49
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"I was at the pornography store. I was buying pornography."
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Dec 26, 2014 20:51
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"meh." -Bart, Lisa Simpsons
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Dec 26, 2014 20:54
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please imagine i copy pasted the john galt speech here
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Dec 26, 2014 21:18
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that boy aint right
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Dec 26, 2014 21:45
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Mr. Pumroy posted:please imagine i copy pasted the john galt speech here similarly, please imagine i empty-quoted the john galt speech
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Dec 26, 2014 22:23
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Oh my God free tramapoline!
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Dec 26, 2014 22:56
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“If he can only perform good or only perform evil, then he is a clockwork orange—meaning that he has the appearance of an organism lovely with colour and juice but is in fact only a clockwork toy to be wound up by God or the Devil.” - someone
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Dec 26, 2014 23:13
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OwN7eYZseI
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Dec 26, 2014 23:14
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You can run but you can't glide!
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Dec 26, 2014 23:21
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BWAHH!
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Dec 26, 2014 23:28
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdnX9k0U9oE
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Dec 26, 2014 23:29
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAAYYYY-ming. - Homer
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Dec 26, 2014 23:42
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Homer Badman is about Bill Cosby.
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Dec 26, 2014 23:59
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"Everything's coming up Milhouse" "Think you're so cool, like Babe Pig in the City" "Doo Da Doo Doo Doo"
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"There's plenty of Milhouse to go around!"
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