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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Ok so two shots of spiced rum in a 7-11 slushy jar full of ginger wine. Drunk with a straw. It's so incredibly alcoholic and it pretty much just tastes like ginger beer. Hardcore alchos get smashed on two of these.

It's called a Jango. Don't ask why.

Post cool drunks ITT.\

E: Also post cool drinks.

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Put some good whiskey in a glass then drink the whiskey

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

mookface posted:

Put some good whiskey in a glass then drink the whiskey

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

mookface posted:

Put some good whiskey in a glass then drink the whiskey

What's it called?

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Vodka and some cheap red wine like 20/80 stirred in a wine glass is a classic.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

serious norman posted:

What's it called?

Whiskey

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

serious norman posted:

What's it called?

'A drink'

BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Ok so two shots of spiced rum in a 7-11 slushy jar full of ginger wine. Drunk with a straw. It's so incredibly alcoholic and it pretty much just tastes like ginger beer. Hardcore alchos get smashed on two of these.

It's called a Jango. Don't ask why.

Post cool drunks ITT.\

E: Also post cool drinks.

i think we need to talk about your drinking, grandma.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

hosed up if true

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
mix cherry vodka with fanta pineapple then pass out and pee your bed

its called a fanta colada

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
You can mix litetally anything with vodka. Try a shot in a pint of beer

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Cointreau is nice with lemonade, especially if it's a warm day/evening.

hth, op

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Tsinava posted:

mix cherry vodka with fanta pineapple then pass out and pee your bed

its called a fanta colada

This sounds like a good drink to feed naive young women

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
some of that revolution brewery (chicago lmao) in a glass. It's called fistmas.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
drop a lil flunitrazepam in a drink and get super wasted

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

jalopybrown posted:

drop a lil flunitrazepam in a drink and get super wasted

I call this one the 'heath ledger'

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
I like to mix white rum with tomato juice and put a stick of celery in it and call it a "bloody fairy" and whenever someone tells me it's actually called a "Cubanita" i tell them to shut their human being mouths.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
You should try my drink and then you'd get all kinds of drunk and we could all talk about how good my new drink is. It;s really good.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
Sorry I only drink Soylent.

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
1 shot of vodka
1 shot of rum
1 shot of whiskey
1 shot of tequila
1 shot of gin
1 shot of cognac
1 shot of beer
1 shot of white wine
1 shot of red wine

Pour in a coconut

Add a lime

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Baba Ganoush posted:

1 shot of vodka
1 shot of rum
1 shot of whiskey
1 shot of tequila
1 shot of gin
1 shot of cognac
1 shot of beer
1 shot of white wine
1 shot of red wine

Pour in a coconut

Add a lime

That's called rocket fuel and it is a really good drink. Have drunk before and will drink again.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Vodka tonic with a little grape soda and lemon = A Grape Whore

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
I drank that but instead of a coconut I used a huge measuring cup

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
I pour beer into a glass and I call it a beer then I put it in my face hole

you're welcome

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
try a shot of sambuca in a pint of cheap lager (Carlsberg is traditional) you wont regret it

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

serious norman posted:

What's it called?

Tuesday Afternoon

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

mng posted:

I pour beer into a glass and I call it a beer then I put it in my face hole

you're welcome

I usually just drink that out of the bottle or can but will try. I think they serve that at bars but sometimes girls work as barmen and I don't want them to think I drink the devils drinks in case they are chaste Christian women and won't suck the cum out another girls rear end in a top hat if my lips have touched alcohol.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


A tall glass of cold water, OP. Maybe with a twist of lemon.

It's all I've been drinking for the last 15 hours since I decided to make better life choices and let me tell you, if it weren't for the tremors and heaving it would be pretty refreshing.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

XMNN posted:

try a shot of sambuca in a pint of cheap lager (Carlsberg is traditional) you wont regret it

I would like that drink as two different drinks but good idea!

Sufficient
Aug 7, 2006
I'M A FUCKING IDIOT
p.s. don't wear condoms
Drink directly from a mouthwash bottle after stealing it from the display at 1 in the morning when the package stores are closed. It's the frugal alchy's drink and one that I had had a lot of experience with. Leaves your shits come out painful explosive but minty fresh the next day.

e: also curbs the shakes for a few more hours until you can get your hands on a handle of Dubra or Popov in the morning!

Sufficient fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Dec 26, 2014

Allantois
May 18, 2006
Aint nuttin but a RadioSkank
1sq ft louis vuitton leather canvas disolved in 1 can diet coke + 1 can natural light. 3 hours on low in the crock pot = the musky redneck
try it today.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Cold water in a glass

After smoking a bowl

Best thing you will ever drink

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
None of these are new drinks i have drunk all of these before. Also if you are using leather in your cocktails make sure it is pre-industrial leather or a modern vintage remake. They don't use urine in modern tanning techniques and piss gets you hosed up.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
One of my friends drinks grape vodka and for some reason I still talk to him, any ways on his birthday we had a horrible, horrible experience at a restaurant where he ordered a grape vodka and soda and they brought him a vodka soda with grapes in it. :psyduck:

Sufficient
Aug 7, 2006
I'M A FUCKING IDIOT
p.s. don't wear condoms

Three Olives posted:

One of my friends drinks grape vodka and for some reason I still talk to him, any ways on his birthday we had a horrible, horrible experience at a restaurant where he ordered a grape vodka and soda and they brought him a vodka soda with grapes in it. :psyduck:

oh that sounds life changing m8. i hope thingsturn around for you.

Sax
Mar 30, 2008

I'm your coffee, pal! :coffeepal:
Put cocoa, cream, and cream in coffee, then add a bit of hazelnut extract and cinnamon. It's a Mexican mocha :coffeepal:

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Pernod and ouzo with a spoonful of marmalade and salt around the rim.

I call it the Esther Rantzen

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Mix hand alco gel available in public restrooms with concentrated juice in your mouth hole.
Ah, the 90's...

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

mookface posted:

Put some good whiskey in a glass then drink the whiskey

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Sufficient
Aug 7, 2006
I'M A FUCKING IDIOT
p.s. don't wear condoms

Funky See Funky Do posted:

None of these are new drinks i have drunk all of these before. Also if you are using leather in your cocktails make sure it is pre-industrial leather or a modern vintage remake. They don't use urine in modern tanning techniques and piss gets you hosed up.

Oh cool you've had Dubra? Where in Ct you from?

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