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If you are in a country that uses bidets instead of toilet paper, please explain them to me. Two weeks ago I traveled and used a bidet for the first time. All it does is spray water through your butte crack, so that it runs down your balls. Poop water all over your balls. It spreads the poop particles around the way a child might spread broccoli around his plate instead of eating it. So my question is, in your culture, is it better to have mildly clean rear end/balls with poop water all over them, rather than fully cleaning your rear end with toilet paper? Is it the illusion of having a clean rear end that's so appealing, instead of actually cleaning it? Is there an ecological argument; i.e. it's faster or less wasteful? Thanks in advance.
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Dec 26, 2014 18:11
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Lol if you don't flush out your taint in public bathroom sinks.
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Dec 26, 2014 18:13
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My wife wanted a bidet but I don't have that kind of money so I rigged up a DIY solution that's economical and practical. 
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Dec 26, 2014 18:13
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I have never seen a bide IRL op
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Dec 26, 2014 18:13
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i assumed they used tp then a bidet but if its a just the water then thats disgusting
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Dec 26, 2014 18:16
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i think you use both things and it just makes you use less TP. I've used a bidet plenty of times but wouldn't dare use it solo because in order for it to actually get you totally clean you'd need a pretty intense stream
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Dec 26, 2014 18:21
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:i think you use both things and it just makes you use less TP. wouldn't you need to use the bidet first then? the toilet paper would get soggy and break apart on your wet crack
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Dec 26, 2014 18:23
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toilet technology could use more innovations. I'm not into bidets but will push for newer ways to clean my butt.
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Dec 26, 2014 18:23
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jalopybrown posted:wouldn't you need to use the bidet first then? the toilet paper would get soggy and break apart on your wet crack I didn't really have that issue, although I preferred to just wipe pretty normally and then use the bidet after. It had a dryer and stuff which wasn't all that effective but it didn't need to be because really it doesn't get you as wet as you think it would.
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Dec 26, 2014 18:29
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First you spray the chunky bits off then once it's mostly clean you use your hands like you would in the shower. Bidet with a soap dispenser makes you way more clean than just paper does after a big wet poo poo. The ladyfolk like them a lot for when they have their period for obvious reasons. Maybe I'll get one like we had in Italy once I buy a place to intimidate friends and relatives. Hope this helps.
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Dec 26, 2014 18:35
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youre supposed to first remove the big poo stains with TP afterwards the final cleaning is then done with water so you get a better cleaning that the TP cannot do you use less TP and at the end youre more squeaky clean because of water toilet paper getting soggy and breaking apart will only happen if you wipe aggressively with some lovely flaky off-brand 1-ply garbage I hope this has been enlightening for you Americans
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Dec 26, 2014 18:36
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I know this guy who is nuts about bidets, and we live in the US, where bidets aren't too common. He has one of those plastic bidets that you attach to your toilet seat. Also, if he hangs out with you frequently, he'll give you $100 bucks to subsidize you buying a bidet to put in your bathroom so that when he shits at your house he can squirt hit butthole clean. When I asked him why he's such an insane person about this he said "If you got poo poo on you anywhere on your body aside from your butt, would you just wipe it off with paper and leave it at that?" Which is a pretty good point but jesus christ man you're still out of your goddamn mind.
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Dec 26, 2014 18:36
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Happy Bear Suit posted:youre supposed to first remove the big poo stains with TP There is no paper at all in many places with bidets.
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Dec 26, 2014 18:38
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NomChompsky posted:When I asked him why he's such an insane person about this he said "If you got poo poo on you anywhere on your body aside from your butt, would you just wipe it off with paper and leave it at that?" Did you tell him that poo poo comes from butts?
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Dec 26, 2014 18:38
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Nuclearmonkee posted:There is no paper at all in many places with bidets.
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Dec 26, 2014 18:40
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to clean the poo poo from my oval office
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Dec 26, 2014 18:42
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today i said to my girlfriend "that was the weirdest urinal ever" and she said that was a bidet < >
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Dec 26, 2014 18:42
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Happy Bear Suit posted:my bidet experience is limited only to asia and everywhere ive been to at least theres always TP with the bidet Yeah there are usually both in places like Japan but if you go to places with horrible sewage systems that cant handle paper you'll probably encounter bidet with no TP.
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Dec 26, 2014 18:43
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Do you get high pressure bidets, I like to aim the shower at my butthole and if I could be afforded the experience more frequently maybe I'd switch to the freaky continental rear end cleaning regime, no poop shelf's though.
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Dec 26, 2014 18:46
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Once I stayed in this swanky suite in Vegas that had a bidet but I was way to intimidated to use it cause it just looked like a toilet without a seat so wtf??? I ended up giving it a shot when I was drunk but it just sprayed a huge fountain of water everywhere and made a big mess so I stuck with using regular old toilet paper like God intended for man
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Dec 26, 2014 18:46
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it just seems really timely that today i peed in a bidet and now there's a gbs threae about biderts
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Dec 26, 2014 18:46
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Both tp and bidets are for weak fools. I rub my butt the whole length of a conquered enemy, face first. Just kidding, OSHA put a stop to that. loving interns. Using both can be nice and in fact sometimes I'll go back to TP for those really messy spackle shits. If you are worried about getting poo poo on your balls then pull them out of the way.
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Dec 26, 2014 18:53
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if you drink a lot on your cuban vacation and your ex gf happens to say it is normal to not poop for many days on vacation and then one night she decides to go but instead of flushing twice she happens to leave spinach green floaters left behind on accident you thank god that the toilet was a bidet and that she rinsed that vileness off her pristine and perfect form as you view the disgustingness go down the drain and prepare to go to therapy for your unflushed properly toilet induced ptsd this is a secret you take to your grave till you post it on a forum she also happens to read
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Dec 26, 2014 18:57
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You don't know how to use the three seashells? Loser.
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Dec 26, 2014 18:59
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THE FUCKIN ROBOCOP posted:Once I stayed in this swanky suite in Vegas that had a bidet but I was way to intimidated to use it cause it just looked like a toilet without a seat so wtf??? you have to face the wall!!!
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Dec 26, 2014 19:07
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i hope it can last posted:if you drink a lot on your cuban vacation and your ex gf happens to say it is normal to not poop for many days on vacation and then one night she decides to go but instead of flushing twice she happens to leave spinach green floaters left behind on accident you thank god that the toilet was a bidet and that she rinsed that vileness off her pristine and perfect form as you view the disgustingness go down the drain and prepare to go to therapy for your unflushed properly toilet induced ptsd 
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Dec 26, 2014 19:12
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Is it possible to clog a bidet? Because that sounds like something I would do.
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Dec 26, 2014 19:14
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Does a bidet shoot cold water or does it shoot hot water? This seems important to me right now.
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Dec 26, 2014 19:15
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the dude a bidet's
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Dec 26, 2014 19:19
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Happy Bear Suit posted:youre supposed to first remove the big poo stains with TP
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Dec 26, 2014 19:26
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To clean your butthole and/or vagina if you have one. They're pretty useful honestly in this regard. I'm sorry you had a negative experience using one.
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Dec 26, 2014 19:36
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Does a bidet shoot cold water or does it shoot hot water? This seems important to me right now. You can adjust the temperature to your assholes liking.
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Dec 26, 2014 19:41
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When I was in Africa for two years used a tea pot with water. Ni tp. Cleanest my bunghole and crack have ever been I think it comes down to turd consistency. Firm turds and water works great. Sloppy greasy turd that smears your butt cheeks and thighs and calves coming out. Tp is a wall of protection. Like haz mat suit for your hand
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Dec 26, 2014 19:51
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Using a bidet seems like it would be gross, and I have no issues keeping my rear end clean with my current method...so...
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Dec 26, 2014 20:40
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Big Beef City posted:Using a bidet seems like it would be gross, and I have no issues keeping my rear end clean with my current method...so... what seems gross about it
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Dec 26, 2014 20:42
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: I want a tiny stargate in my rear end so I don't even have to deal with this toilet bullshit.
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Dec 26, 2014 20:46
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if you got poop on your hand you wouldn't simply wipe it off with a paper towel and call it good, you would get water and thoroughly clean that poo poo off. why is your butt hole any different
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Dec 26, 2014 20:47
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This is why God invented baby wipes. Perfect for babies and adults and it keeps everything nice and clean.
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Dec 26, 2014 20:49
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Are bidets in public restrooms?
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Dec 26, 2014 20:51
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kazr posted:if you got poop on your hand you wouldn't simply wipe it off with a paper towel and call it good, you would get water and thoroughly clean that poo poo off. why is your butt hole any different Because I don't use my rear end in a top hat to pick up food??
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Dec 26, 2014 20:52
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