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nope, its not paleo
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psyopmonkey posted:No.
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Dec 26, 2014 23:39
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a hole-y ghost posted:im pretty sure those are all in the microwave spectrum tho...?  "Considering the frequency of 2,450 MHz, the wavelength of microwave oven radiation is about 12 cm and the quantum energy of a microwave photon is about 1 x 10-5 eV. The radiation interaction at such energies is limited to the production of molecular rotation and torsion." - Google
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Dec 26, 2014 23:42
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psyopmonkey im not an ant!! i cant read that!! maybe this is why i did bad in physics, darn
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Dec 26, 2014 23:44
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Psyop was trained by the US Military, so I wouldn't trust quite everything he's saying.
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Dec 26, 2014 23:46
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id have to be like a reverse anime to read that, with tiny eyes
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Dec 26, 2014 23:46
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The term "Microwave" is being bandied about. Its just a set of frequencies. What really matters is the direction of the wave and how much power is being pushed down it. "Radiation" is different. Go read a book you hobos.
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Dec 26, 2014 23:47
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psyopmonkey posted:CDMA are at 1.8GHZ I think?
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Dec 26, 2014 23:48
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gary oldmans diary posted:lets try to forget cdma exists You leave code division multiplex address schema alone, mister! It has a place in my heart.
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Dec 26, 2014 23:50
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hey rest of the world i heard you like the metric system and gsm -amerigay
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Dec 26, 2014 23:52
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Is it just me or does every goon work in IT or telecom?
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Dec 26, 2014 23:52
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Pendent posted:Is it just me or does every goon work in IT or telecom? Troons do STEM stuff. The good ones who arnt total loser retards at least. Pink Fields are for losers and hippies.
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Dec 26, 2014 23:53
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All I know is that my microwave made me feel really uncomfortable once. I just sat there, staring at it. Where did this strange machine come from? Who are the men that built this, what drove them to the pinnacle of genius required to invent something that makes water molecules dance around to heat up food. I mean, whats up with that??? Where do they live? what do they think about. Do they get a lot of pussi? They must have had a very puritanical work ethic.
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killaer posted:All I know is that my microwave made me feel really uncomfortable once. I just sat there, staring at it. Where did this strange machine come from? Who are the men that built this, what drove them to the pinnacle of genius required to invent something that makes water molecules dance around to heat up food. I mean, whats up with that??? You can thank the Raytheon Corporation and Mr Spencer.
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Dec 26, 2014 23:54
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Raytheon is a terrifying corporation
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Dec 26, 2014 23:55
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killaer posted:All I know is that my microwave made me feel really uncomfortable once. I just sat there, staring at it. Where did this strange machine come from? Who are the men that built this, what drove them to the pinnacle of genius required to invent something that makes water molecules dance around to heat up food. I mean, whats up with that??? Percy Spencer noticed a bar of chocolate melting quickly in his pants pocket while doing experiments with radiation. He thought this is useful instead of are my nuts still ok.
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Dec 26, 2014 23:56
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killaer posted:Raytheon is a terrifying corporation Northrup Grumman and GD are pretty cool. Raytheon is full of old men. Harris is who I would chill with.
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Dec 26, 2014 23:57
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Don't put metal in your science oven, op.
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Dec 27, 2014 00:01
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Let's learn about microwaves from this friendly Ukranian bloke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebxtqXcCrf4 e: also this one where they take the magnetron out and hold lightbulbs over the emitter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGDOE-zDVZc yes you can also hear artillery in the background from the Russian sepratists. Rude Dude With Tude fucked around with this message at 00:17 on Dec 27, 2014 |
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Dec 27, 2014 00:14
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psyopmonkey posted:
Microwave chemistry is rather interesting, molecules without an inducible dipole are not microwave active - you could put a cup of hexane in a microwave and irradiate it for a day and no heat would be generated. For microwave active compounds an active area of research ia determining if there is a specific "microwave effect" for reactions. Essentially by forcing a transition state to rotate you may see new chemistry. Its hotly debated if it is real though. Another cool thing about microwaves is that the federal government has forbidden the production and use of any microwave emitter that does not operate at a specific frequency mandated by the feds. The claim is that other sources would interfere with communication channels. To most people this means nothing, but to scientists it means you cannot build a microwave spectrometer and take a microwave absorption spectrum, ever basically. So a huge area of important research basically is shut down by people wearing tin foil hats in the government that literally cant process simple facts, like building a faraday cage around the spectrometer. And whoever said these waves are not radiation is wrong, all light is radiation, its just the gamma rays are ionizing
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Dec 27, 2014 01:07
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Slurin posted:And whoever said these waves are not radiation is wrong, all light is radiation, its just the gamma rays are ionizing To the average retarded schlub "Radiation" is this mystical force that makes your balls fall off. Not just another term for the transfer of energy. Thats why its not good to use around lay folk.
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Dec 27, 2014 01:10
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If you have a ham radio license technically you can operate in the microwave frequencies at up to 1500 watts, so 
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Dec 27, 2014 01:11
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every boring post by poopmonkey in one thread. amazing
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OldMemes posted:Don't put metal in your science oven, op. it's really depressing to read stuff like that, it makes you realise how overbearing and overprotective everyone has become. nothing will happen to your precious little microwave if you put some metal in it. yes, really. try it if you don't believe me. when I was a kid we used the microwave oven for all kinds of poo poo: quick dried laundry in minutes, ripened fruits, recharged batteries, regenerated old car tires and so on. never had anything bad happen and it saved us a ton of money when we were poor.
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Dec 27, 2014 02:06
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u cant put metal in the microwave dude, says so right on the instructions
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Dec 27, 2014 02:07
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mng posted:
google gave me this for micro mom  I dont think thats he mum...
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Dec 27, 2014 02:07
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Could you monitor the induction in each of the coil sets so you can determine the exact moment to pump current through the coil as the projectile passes? That might be a reliable, passive way to determine where the projectile is.
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Dec 27, 2014 02:08
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Wait a second does that say "penis?" 
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Dec 27, 2014 02:08
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the waves vibrate your food until it's hot, exactly like a shakeweightkillaer posted:Raytheon is a terrifying corporation they pay alright and their account managers have the most luscious tits Stoic Commie fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Dec 27, 2014 |
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Dec 27, 2014 02:10
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shiksa posted:microwaves were reverse engineered from technology found at ufo wreckage sites, this is why we know alien food groups are based on pizza rolls and hot pockets what would a reverse engineered microwave do??
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Dec 27, 2014 03:39
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a hole-y ghost posted:sorry but i was hoping for a device that uses one's dick to create a strong Lorenz force. now thats a feat to see insert magnetic rod into urethra gently caress fleshlight
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Dec 27, 2014 15:12
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remind me again whats wrong with just using a campfire in the backyard to reheat food
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Dec 27, 2014 15:23
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psyopmonkey posted:No. 3G is 2.1ish gig, gsm in cities is 1.9 and 1.8, newest 4g band is 2.65 in europe
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Dec 27, 2014 15:30
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Why is putting a baby in the microwave okay?
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Dec 27, 2014 15:38
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Could a microwave gun exist ? So the radiation is directed at someone and not contained in a box ? Maybe an oven could be modified or something
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Dec 27, 2014 15:50
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Pendent posted:Is it just me or does every goon work in IT or telecom? are you surprised that a forum full of fat as poo poo trolls with no social skills went in to IT
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Dec 27, 2014 15:52
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Decebal posted:Could a microwave gun exist ? So the radiation is directed at someone and not contained in a box ? Maybe an oven could be modified or something
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Dec 27, 2014 17:46
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I'm actually not fat, and i don't have avatars or sigs on 
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There's a video in the Russian thread of a guy doing just that. He took the thing out of a microwave and then points it a a bunch of poo poo.gently caress if I'm gonna go find it though.
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