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Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Definitely not Poland...

Yes I'd like some bland poo poo, please

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Probs USA. We take your food and make it better. HFCS FTW.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
Canada.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
none op, they all suck fat loving dick which is why nobody really defends another country than their owns food* eat the animal as god prepared it
*exception being americans defending mexican

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Thailand or France.

They have a whole bunch of neat stuff.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
probably flavor country

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Really though, take Chinese food. It's good in china but you can get it in the US without fecal oil used to cook it and with fresh produce.

Now take this another step, we can take a mediocre Chinese meal and voila panda express fries it with some breading and poo poo and ads a sweet sauce and it's gold. Take that 8000 years of history.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
American Italian food wins

Chinese Chinese food comes in a close second

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
whatever country has the most fat people

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Neukoln19 posted:

Chinese Chinese food comes in a close second
i agree mmmmmmmm mmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrv78nG9R04

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

RadioactiveKid posted:

whatever country has the most fat people

It's actually Mexico so this isn't a bad start.

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
Per capita, France. Overall, China.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

The answer is Turkey. They stole everyone's food but did it in the part of the world that has the best food so they were bound to win.

American food is pretty bad, sorry.

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
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India

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
i dont know what indian food is like in india but in the uk it's the best, way better than chinese food

I still can't believe chinese is most peoples go to takeaway they are all decidedly average

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

XMNN posted:

i dont know what indian food is like in india but in the uk it's the best, way better than chinese food

It's good but you'll get food poisoning

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

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Bip Roberts posted:

It's actually Mexico so this isn't a bad start.

But the best Mexican food is in Southern California.

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

jabro posted:

But the best Mexican food is in Southern California.

:siren: loving wrong :siren:

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."



Hell Gem
All of them.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
Probably America or Canada, because we stole everyone else's food.

Slumpy
Jun 10, 2008
The country of 'My Fist' serving directly to "Your Mouth Eyes And Solar Plexus"

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Azerbaijan.

Slumpy
Jun 10, 2008
A sick modded out thompson tommy machine gun firing wildly into your eyes and neck

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

Slumpy posted:

A sick modded out thompson tommy machine gun firing wildly into your eyes and neck

drat that does sound sick

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

france for sure. lots of butter and baked goods but not ruined by adding pointless sugar like in the US

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
England.

Our food is so good, we can even send chefs over to the USA (that ugly bloke that swears a lot and the chinese lady), to make you improve food that we didn't even invent.

Checkmate.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

spud posted:

England.

Our food is so good, we can even send chefs over to the USA (that ugly bloke that swears a lot and the chinese lady), to make you improve food that we didn't even invent.

Checkmate.

You guys made the chick with the really big boobs.

Shes got really good food ideas.

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

spud posted:

England.

Our food is so good, we can even send chefs over to the USA (that ugly bloke that swears a lot and the chinese lady), to make you improve food that we didn't even invent.

Checkmate.

sorry, i dont like eating uncooked beans and garbage from the trash

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

psyopmonkey posted:

You guys made the chick with the really big boobs.

Shes got really good food ideas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

spud posted:

England.

Our food is so good, we can even send chefs over to the USA (that ugly bloke that swears a lot and the chinese lady), to make you improve food that we didn't even invent.

Checkmate.

I think it's cute you call potato chips crisps, and fried chips

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

WELCOME TO BRITISH RESTAURANT

Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"
Pennsylvania, USA. We got the chips cooked in lard, we got the cheese-steaks, we got the Amish BBQ, so many delicious things. gently caress that lovely chocolate though.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
It's Mexico innit

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Dunno about food but whatever country makes cherry coke zero makes the best beverage

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
north korea.




any food is heaven on a plate.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Yivgev posted:

WELCOME TO BRITISH RESTAURANT



one time i went into this shack in Florida with a crying bald eagle 9/11 memorial and there was a guy so fat he had crutches and he ordered two massive pork sandwiches

I had one myself, poo poo was bland dunno why he liked them so much

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

I hope I look like that when im an elderly person.

Isnt she like 60?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

concerned mom posted:

It's Mexico innit

Mexican food but maybe prepared so it doesn't give you massive bowel problems. Here's a hint: Mexicans get sick eating Mexican street food too.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Any country the Spanish or Portuguese have invaded at some point have the best food.

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The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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What country invented fried chicken? That one.

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