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 YOU PUT A PARASITE INSIDE ME, NOW I'M GOING TO SODOMIZE YOU WITH A ROLLING PIN!!!
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**gets post-partum depression kills baby then self**
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Dec 26, 2014 22:46
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*pushes during labor, poops self*
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Dec 26, 2014 23:08
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Dec 26, 2014 23:49
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*GIVES BIRTH TO A GOD*
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Dec 26, 2014 23:53
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*is a passive aggressive moody bitch even more than usual*
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Dec 26, 2014 23:55
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*lays in afterbang position, wondering what type of devil-spawn I may have just conceived*
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Dec 27, 2014 00:16
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I saw this on Youtube the other day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3mjS7nNQ_U
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Dec 27, 2014 00:22
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Zogo posted:I saw this on Youtube the other day. that's ghetto as hell
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Dec 27, 2014 00:23
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*swipes condom*
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Dec 27, 2014 00:25
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whoflungpoop posted:*swipes condom* You wouldn't!
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Dec 27, 2014 00:27
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PREGNANT PREGNANT BABY PREGNANT MY BABY PREGNANT MY BABY PREGNANT PREGNANT PREGNANT BABY BABY MY BABY BLAAAARG
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Dec 27, 2014 00:31
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DaveSplitter posted:
thats my fetish
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Dec 27, 2014 00:52
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mookface posted:You wouldn't!
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*screams like a stuck pig an bleed on a dude dick* *gon get real fat*
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*posts to Facebook from iPhone while in delivery room*
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Dec 27, 2014 01:12
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whoflungpoop posted:*waggles turkey baster* I can't blame you but you're still a monster!
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Dec 27, 2014 01:23
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You forgot the kim chee for my pickle and marshmallow sandwich! Go back to the store! RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW MISTER!!!!!!!!!!
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Dec 27, 2014 02:32
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*big internet vrigin posting in big internet virgin thread*
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Dec 27, 2014 02:35
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mookface posted:I can't blame you but you're still a monster! the real monster is the one who forced me down this path he could have just handed over 18 years worth of salary upfront
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Dec 27, 2014 02:38
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Dec 27, 2014 02:39
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*gets split from oval office to rear end in a top hat when kid is born*
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Dec 27, 2014 02:40
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*dies*
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Dec 27, 2014 02:44
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Thought the daddy was McDreamy in a drunken haze
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*refers to fetus as "Little Booger" or something equally cutesy and stupid*
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Dec 27, 2014 08:05
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"Oh yeah, I took my pill." *didn't take her pill*
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"You can't have sex with him, you're pregnant!" "Oh hush, what's the worst that could happen?" *We'll be right back with "Pregnant Baby" after these messages*
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Dec 27, 2014 08:43
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*reads What to Expect When You're Expecting the Anti-Christ*
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Dec 27, 2014 08:45
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*posts naked pictures of holding baby bump on facebook* "look how beautiful life is!"
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Broenheim posted:*posts naked pictures of holding baby bump on facebook* most accurate post itt
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*obsessively reads all child rearing advice available on the market* *lectures people who already have kids on how to raise kids*
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Disgusting crotch spawn wriggles out of my oval office leaving my pussy destroyed forever.
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Dec 27, 2014 20:38
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everything about childbirth is loving horrifying just this loving THING growing inside you until it explodes out your hooch and makes you piss in diapers for the rest of your life if it doesn't kill you god drat women have it rough
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Dec 27, 2014 20:41
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Hobo Siege posted:everything about childbirth is loving horrifying They are truly disgusting creatures, women. I'm glad I'm not one.
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Dec 27, 2014 20:41
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in the divorce I will easily take the kid and the house and child support even though you caught me cheating
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Dec 27, 2014 20:43
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Hobo Siege posted:everything about childbirth is loving horrifying nah, vanity c-sections are a thing now
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gggiiimmmppp posted:in the divorce I will easily take the kid and the house and child support even though you caught me cheating lol why would you marry a woman ever
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Plafop posted:They are truly disgusting creatures, women. I'm glad I'm not one. Hey, Plafop! Thanks for your post in that thread yesterday - that was nice of you, much appreciated.  Sorry I couldn't reply at the time, I was about to be a bitch and pull dude up for his mistake, and I didn't wanna appear to be post-bombing thread.. but I did wanna say thanks though. Lol where's you plat for PM? Posting this here is probably worse. =)
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