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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Ferroque posted:

hank gets pegged

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

She's probably got one of those clit-dicks.

yea and its likely the only thing responsible for her feeling any sexual pleasure at all during intercourse, plus those private parts probably smell like her enormous feet...

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Dec 27, 2014

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

SniperWoreConverse posted:

It's the truth. Doesn't give me boners.

Who said anything about boners; we're talking about the logistics of it all

Frostwerks posted:

stroke game?

You don't know what stroke game is?

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Ferroque posted:

hank gets pegged

while getting cucked!

Can you imagine!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Ahundredbux posted:

while getting cucked!

Can you imagine!

Hank Hill secretly uses John Redcorn's migraine specials, if you know what I mean,

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
With his narrow urethra his jizz probably comes out like like a rail gun shot.

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

lol, cuck.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
yeah I saw that ep

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



I think if anything he has stamina

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
*grunts with sweat dripping off forehead* Pro..pane

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I tell you hwhat

John Liver
May 4, 2009

I'll give you a mah sahj

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP6IOM4qcYk

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006
I was listenin'

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Verisimilidude posted:

I think if anything he has stamina

Not since Peggy stopped slipping him testosterone

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Someone link the video of all the hosed up edited glitchy king of the hill clips.

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

Not even Hank Hill likes to imagine Hank Hill having sex.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Dale is probably all over the place; prolly the type to stick a finger in the butt and vice versa. I'm going to go on a different path with bill and say he is terrible at sex but has a huge package. Boomhauer prolly takes his time and khan prolly is a power pumper.

I agree with the people who said peggy probably has a large clit. Again I'm thinking too much about this

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Santheb posted:

Not even Hank Hill likes to imagine Hank Hill having sex.

Of course not, he's prudish

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
God dammnit, Bebbeh, you have to shake that rear end, why I don't even

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
i didn't read any of the other posts so if some1 else already said that well, my bad, man

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Ferroque posted:

i never noticed they drew the dolphin's vagina

gross

I thought the dolphin was a dude

because it is a rapist

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Gaunab posted:

I'm going to go on a different path with bill and say he is terrible at sex but has a huge package.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
turn down for hwhat

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk9phqlDgic

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
Anyone have that pic of hank hill and bobby in the hallway of their house but their faces are swapped and hank looks like he's shrugging? It was pretty cool but I lost it.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Gaunab posted:

You don't know what stroke game is?


never heard of it but slangs pretty variable. what's it

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Gaunab posted:

Dale is probably all over the place; prolly the type to stick a finger in the butt and vice versa. I'm going to go on a different path with bill and say he is terrible at sex but has a huge package. Boomhauer prolly takes his time and khan prolly is a power pumper.

I agree with the people who said peggy probably has a large clit. Again I'm thinking too much about this

lenore? more like lesore

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

muh narrow urethra

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
prophylatics and prophylactic accessories

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
ughhh Peggy you want to do that? but Luanne might hear us

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

I can't not, OP

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Harald posted:

ughhh Peggy you want to do that? but Luanne might hear us

The hot dumb college girl goes for the snaggletoothed older hillbilly guy.

Bob Saget IRL
Oct 24, 2014

Its the only way i can orgasm, so yea, 5 times a day

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Frostwerks posted:

never heard of it but slangs pretty variable. what's it

The rhythm with which you hump a person

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Harald posted:

ughhh Peggy you want to do that? but Luanne might hear us

Everyone in that little Rainey Street segment hears it when Hank gets his rut on.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

psyopmonkey posted:

Bwuaahhhhhh.

*cums in peggy hills retarded looking hair*

*Sits down on his lack of rear end on the side of the bed while peggy crys and speaks broken Spanish*

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Wicker Man posted:

The hot dumb college girl goes for the snaggletoothed older hillbilly guy.

Beauty school isn't college

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wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Gaunab posted:

They seem like the type who would use lube.
No they wouldn't. That would require Hank to walk into the "Adult" area of the store with the condoms and such. He not only wouldn't be able to walk in there he'd have to whisper when saying "Adult area".

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