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http://fox6now.com/2014/12/26/tragic-indiana-man-mauled-to-death-by-his-own-pit-bull-fat-boy-on-christmas-day/quote:INDIANA (WITI) — A sad story out of Indiana: A pit bull mauled his owner to death on Christmas Day. "It's very important that people not think bad of the family pet of 8 years that snapped and mauled my husband to death." Euthanize all murder dogs.
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Golden retrievers are more violent, so we should start with them.
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:03 |
just for that i'm buying 2 more pit bulls, i love them and will keep them procreating:)
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:04 |
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its funny that you never hear of cats mauling people to death
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:04 |
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she is only saying that because she has some psychotic perspective about her husband's memory or dog equality. should have been her
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:04 |
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I'm glad there's a special model of dog only dumb fuckers own, rather than dumb fuckers just owning whatever normal kind of dog and being slightly harder to identify and discriminate against.
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Jalumibnkrayal posted:Euthanize all murder dogs. Hey! You leave dogs out of this.
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:05 |
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considering dogs are literally retarded perhaps it's not a good idea to have a retard who can murder you as a pet
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:06 |
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*Buys a chew toy for a dog, dog freaks out and kills its owner "Welp, these things happen! Pit Bulls are still sweet and gentle creatures!"
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:06 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I'm glad there's a special model of dog only dumb fuckers own, rather than dumb fuckers just owning whatever normal kind of dog and being slightly harder to identify and discriminate against.
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:07 |
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what even is the appeal of pit bulls to these 'oh they aren't violent' type of people. they are among the ugliest dogs on the planet, why wouldn't you just get a loveable dopey mutt instead of paying a premium for an ugly breed that might snap and kill you for no reason, idgi.
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Cubey posted:what even is the appeal of pit bulls to these 'oh they aren't violent' type of people. they are among the ugliest dogs on the planet, why wouldn't you just get a loveable dopey mutt instead of paying a premium for an ugly breed that might snap and kill you for no reason, idgi. pit bulls are generally free... the staffordshire bull terrier and american staffordshire are AKC recognized breeds and cost a ton of money. 99% of dog attacks are "pit bulls" that are undefined mixtures. breed standard staffordshires are renown for their affection toward humans. i just poopd
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:08 |
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I've never met a pit bull who wasn't an absolute sweetheart. Maybe that's just me being fluent in doglish, but I just can't see them being a threat to anyone unless they're very poorly socialized.
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fivethree posted:pit bulls are generally free... well so are mutts so my point still stands
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Cubey posted:what even is the appeal of pit bulls to these 'oh they aren't violent' type of people. they are among the ugliest dogs on the planet, why wouldn't you just get a loveable dopey mutt instead of paying a premium for an ugly breed that might snap and kill you for no reason, idgi. Think they're taking a civil rights stand and also that random passersby might mistake them for a cool gangster if they stand next to one, it's like a lone black friend that you can buy outright It'd be good if we could sell them on the idea that like skye terriers or something are super tuff hickass fightin dogs so we'd still have the red badge of idiot but not one that's able to get its jaws around an infant's skull. Hobo Siege posted:I've never met a pit bull who wasn't an absolute sweetheart. Maybe that's just me being fluent in doglish, but I just can't see them being a threat to anyone unless they're very poorly socialized. they're OK dogs, all dog types are OK by default but pit owners are universally the last people you want responsible for socializing a living thing A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 05:17 on Dec 27, 2014 |
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My wife just had a child and I've decided to start breeding pit bulls, but I'm good with dogs.
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:11 |
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Cubey posted:what even is the appeal of pit bulls to these 'oh they aren't violent' type of people. they are among the ugliest dogs on the planet, why wouldn't you just get a loveable dopey mutt instead of paying a premium for an ugly breed that might snap and kill you for no reason, idgi. it is my firm belief that people who think pug faced dogs or cats are cute or in any way aesthetically appealing are broken in the head
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:11 |
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Torka posted:it is my firm belief that people who think pug faced dogs or cats are cute or in any way aesthetically appealing are broken in the head my favorite is how breeds like pugs have health issues because of their ugly loving faces. people are intentionally breeding animals that go through their whole lives with breathing problems because they somehow think the ugly fuckers look better that way. i genuinely do not understand.
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:17 |
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Cubey posted:my favorite is how breeds like pugs have health issues because of their ugly loving faces. people are intentionally breeding animals that go through their whole lives with breathing problems because they somehow think the ugly fuckers look better that way. i genuinely do not understand. pugs and pit bulls are loving hideous, and i usually like most dogs. its a shame most animal shelters are swamped with "pit bull mutts" and chihuahua's because they also suck
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:20 |
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Cubey posted:my favorite is how breeds like pugs have health issues because of their ugly loving faces. people are intentionally breeding animals that go through their whole lives with breathing problems because they somehow think the ugly fuckers look better that way. i genuinely do not understand.
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:20 |
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dogs with flat faces are ugly as gently caress why would you want a pit bull, or really any dog over like 40 pounds. you must be crazy
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:21 |
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Damo posted:or really any dog over like 40 pounds. you must be crazy alaskan malamutes disagree they're tanks
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:22 |
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"I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SOMEBODY WOULD PICK AN UGLY DUCKLING TO TAKE HOME, I JUST DONT GET IT"
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:22 |
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Poetic Justice posted:"I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SOMEBODY WOULD PICK AN UGLY DUCKLING TO TAKE HOME, I JUST DONT GET IT" the ugly duckling grew into a beautiful swan, an disgusting flat faced mutt will always be a disgusting flat faced mutt
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Torka posted:the ugly duckling grew into a beautiful swan, an disgusting flat faced mutt will always be a disgusting flat faced mutt i have always picked the leftovers because no1 else will, and the breed has never made a difference, they end up as awesome dogs
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:27 |
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Torka posted:the ugly duckling grew into a beautiful swan, an disgusting flat faced mutt will always be a disgusting flat faced mutt Wrong, mutts are like $50, you gotta drop around four figgies if you want to be sure of getting one of the critters with the serious health problems. You can get a psychotic pitmix 'rescued bait dog' that you can neglect until it eventually goes berserk and murders you family for just about nothin though
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:28 |
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i purchase only the ugly pure breeds because most people can't afford them, and those that can make terrible pet owners
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:29 |
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Destroy all dogs
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:29 |
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Plafop posted:Golden retrievers are more violent, so we should start with them.
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:30 |
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i will be purchasing a livestock guarding dog to protect my apartment
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Sojenus posted:i will be purchasing a livestock guarding dog to protect my apartment Good. Train him well, and his instincts will protect you.
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:31 |
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I recommend installing a disco ball in your ceiling, he will think that the moving lights are livestock and be a faithful well trained partner for life.
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:32 |
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Merry Christmas Mrs. Cahill.
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:32 |
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if your own dog kills you, you hosed up e: probably true for any dog, but def true for your own dog
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:38 |
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WOAH WOAH THERE I'M THE EXCEPTION TO THE RULE!! ITS FINE FOR ME TO OWN VIOLENT DOGS!
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:40 |
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pretty sure it counts as suicide on the level of auto-erotic asphyxiation with respect to the other ghosts making fun of you in the afterlife
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:40 |
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This is probably an insurance scam. With the husband and the witness out of the way Mrs. Cahill is finally free. Rambling Robot fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Dec 27, 2014 |
# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:41 |
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i've always wanted to be a fireman, so I bought a dalmatian
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:43 |
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I bet I have a better chance of dying in 2015 flying my usual over 50k miles than if we had two pit bulls
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Everyone should own Wirehaired Pointing Griffons. They are considered to be "4 wheel drive hunters", are super intelligent and loyal, and were bred from the outset for a loving, family oriented temperament
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