|
Oh, sure. Once again when a pitbull kills its owner on Christmas day it makes the news. Like someone being killed by their dog is some big deal. http://wgntv.com/2014/12/26/indiana-man-dies-after-mauling-by-pet-pit-bull/ Why don't they ever do this for German shepherds, wiener dogs, or corgis? I'll tell you why: Because big media covers it up as part of their anti-pit agendea. Go Hoosiers!
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 13:01
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 25, 2024 03:06 |
|
|
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3690461
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 13:02
|
|
|
Pit bull owners have small penises.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 13:03
|
|
|
happyhippy posted:Pit bull owners have small penises. Especially after their pit bull chomps off the peener
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 13:05
|
|
|
If you see a pit bull at the park or wherever if you want to find the owner just look for a short guy that looks like he is unemployed.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 13:07
|
|
|
it's p funny when news ppl are all like "oh another pitbull killed their owner *rolls eyes*" and then like 50 or 100 people or whatever died that day due to guns
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 13:08
|
|
|
Token post blaming the owner for another sentient being not having the self control not to kill him
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 13:11
|
|
|
Robo Reagan posted:it's p funny when news ppl are all like "oh another pitbull killed their owner *rolls eyes*" and then like 50 or 100 people or whatever died that day due to guns
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 13:15
|
|
|
Pitbull just loves to party and have a good time. That man must have been real mean for Pitbull to kill him.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 13:16
|
|
|
Robo Reagan posted:it's p funny when news ppl are all like "oh another pitbull killed their owner *rolls eyes*" and then like 50 or 100 people or whatever died that day due to guns but but but my murder weapon :abloobloobloo:
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 13:17
|
|
|
gary oldmans diary posted:2 mutually exclusive opinions at the same time? not in this house my roof my rules it's funny when goons are like "but there's more than one thing people can focus on at a time!" like people don't realize that
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 13:21
|
|
|
as a goon stereotype i feel kinship for the dumb smelly animal that snapped after years of being called fat boy
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 13:25
|
|
|
Shitbull
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 13:25
|
|
|
NihilismNow posted:If you see a pit bull at the park or wherever if you want to find the owner just look for a short guy that looks like he is unemployed.  holy gently caress
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 13:27
|
|
|
Robo Reagan posted:it's funny when goons are like "but there's more than one thing people can focus on at a time!" like people don't realize that did you not realize its a pretty dumb thing to complain about or not realize the other thing or maybe a 3rd thing we can narrow this down i got free time
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 13:27
|
|
|
No I'm sure people totally do not realize the other thing man, you narrowed it down real good
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 13:29
|
|
|
What a weird thing to bring out the slacktivist rage BREAKIN IT DOWN FOR U BITCHES
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 13:30
|
|
|
lumping me in with "goons" i should karate you
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 13:30
|
|
|
quote:Rodriquez emphasized over and over again this afternoon they had never any problems with Fat Boy in the past, but in a police report she told the responding officer she had warned Cahill to euthanize the dog, because the dog was violent and unpredictable. These two seem like model parents. It's a shame one of them was mauled to death by one of their Also that the newspaper editor doesn't understand that their one dog is named "Kilo" as a reference to measuring drugs and actually believed it is "Keylo". I'm sure the man's daughters, Crystal, and Yay, will miss their father and Fat Boy. Fat Boy is survived by Kilo who is also a pit bull, the cats Mary Jane and White Horse, as well as Krokodil the budgerigar.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 13:36
|
|
|
lets take a moment to cherish the memory of dear fat boy who loved life, loved mauling in memoriam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu-s-SeigWs
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 13:39
|
|
|
Suicide Sam E. posted:daughters, Crystal, and Yay, Hahahah. For a secondary thread, this is delivering big.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 13:47
|
|
|
Robo Reagan posted:it's p funny when news ppl are all like "oh another pitbull killed their owner *rolls eyes*" and then like 50 or 100 people or whatever died that day due to guns Wait a second... did Fat Boy maul Good Guy Greg to death? The owner looks a little similar. I bet Scumbag Steve is behind all this! This is it - the terrible macro-on-macro war we all knew would eventually come.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 13:56
|
|
|
gary oldmans diary posted:lets take a moment to cherish the memory of dear fat boy who loved life, loved mauling At least Fat Boy got all he could eat.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 13:57
|
|
|
Suicide Sam E. posted:I remember lovingly raising my Walther and then one day when it was grown a pitbull swiped it and shot me to death. Tragic. Seriously though, don't derail a thread about how great pits are by pretending that everyone doesn't love a cuddly handgun. If this poor man had had a firearm on him in his home - his castle - you can bet this story would have been "Man Survives Pitbull Mauling" with the offending dog being shot at least five times. 
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 13:57
|
|
|
gary oldmans diary posted:lets take a moment to cherish the memory of dear fat boy who loved life, loved mauling I can't help but think Buff Love might still be alive today had he not eaten entire buffets including the decorative gourds around said buffet. RIP Buff Love you are beat boxing in heaven now.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 13:59
|
|
|
Robo Reagan posted:it's p funny when news ppl are all like "oh another pitbull killed their owner *rolls eyes*" and then like 50 or 100 people or whatever died that day due to guns lol show me the news reportsd of pitbulls shooting 50 - 100 people a day
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 14:59
|
|
|
this would not have happened if the pitbull had a gun
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 15:00
|
|
|
If you get a pitbull you should also get a gun. Also you should get circumcised and cucked by the doctor who performed the operation,
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 15:03
|
|
|
Quickscope420dad posted:lol show me the news reportsd of pitbulls shooting 50 - 100 people a day In the war if you maul 50-100 people they give you a loving medal. After it's all over you maul one person and they loving call you a "good dog" but only after you're put down. Flesh Forge posted:this would not have happened if the pitbull had a gun "Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous animal is not the lion or tiger or even the elephant. The most dangerous animal is a shark riding on an elephant, just trampling and eating everything they see." - Jack Handey, pitbull firearm trainer, dangerous animal expert
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 15:11
|
|
|
My old friends pits were very nice and friendly to me but of they wanted to bite his dick off they should because he is mean tonthem dogs. Thats my indiana pit story
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 15:15
|
|
|
"indiana man" you mean INdiana Jones right? sad ending to a good fidlm franchise though
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 15:16
|
|
|
http://www.dogsbite.org/dog-bite-statistics-fatalities-2014.php I love pitbulls but god drat I would never own one.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 15:21
|
|
|
OhsH posted:My old friends pits were very nice and friendly to me but of they wanted to bite his dick off they should because he is mean tonthem dogs. Thats my indiana pit story 
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 15:22
|
|
|
Quickscope420dad posted:"indiana man" you mean INdiana Jones right? sad ending to a good fidlm franchise though we named the dog indiana
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 15:26
|
|
|
Mega64 posted:At least Fat Boy got all he could eat. Shhhh, that's all part of the plan. He'll be fattened up well, ready prime for New Year's. 
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 15:33
|
|
|
lol
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 15:34
|
|
|
An animal known for unpredictable outbursts of violence and death, unpredictably burst out in violence resulting in death?! I am shocked!
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 15:35
|
|
|
No. 6 posted:An animal known for unpredictable outbursts of violence and death, unpredictably burst out in violence resulting in death?! I am shocked! darwin award waiting to happen
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 15:39
|
|
|
Lmao! Oh poo poo. =)
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 15:40
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 25, 2024 03:06 |
|
|
No. 6 posted:An animal known for unpredictable outbursts of violence and death, unpredictably burst out in violence resulting in death?! I am shocked! I'm going to breed this thread to the pug thread. I hope to get a chill dog thread that has a nose and adorable antics. But even if the worst comes out and we're stuck with a hyperviolent thread with no nose, at least we'll have those extra few centimeters where its face should be to escape its gnashing jaws.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 15:45
|
|