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what is the best game of thrones spoiler to hit people with? although I don't really want it spoiled for me though so no spoilers in this thread
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Dec 27, 2014 18:03
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VoxIsMyCowboy posted:what is the best game of thrones spoiler to hit people with? although I don't really want it spoiled for me though so no spoilers in this thread John Snow dies and will probably stay dead.
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Dec 27, 2014 18:05
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Dany getting diarrhoea shits in the middle of the Dothraki sea.
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Dec 27, 2014 18:05
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jon snows m8s stab gently caress out him
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Dec 27, 2014 18:06
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Hi this show sucks, nothing happens, Catelyn Stark turns into a zombie The Mountain turns into a zombie nothing happens
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Dec 27, 2014 18:06
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at one point the bald guy refers to the removal of his genitaleia as "he took a curved blade and removed it, root and stem" and it sounds gross.
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Dec 27, 2014 18:06
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ayra the preteen uses her sexual guiles to seduce raff the sweetling before she slices his femoral open also she plays with a dwarf's giant fake cock and banters sexually with him while doing so
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Dec 27, 2014 18:10
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Peter Dinklage is actually 6'4"
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Dec 27, 2014 18:13
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Tell them it's a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
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Dec 27, 2014 18:15
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Bip Roberts posted:John Snow dies and will probably stay dead. Ya no way he is actually staying dead. His chapter ended like all of GRRM's "almost dead" chapters. If it's not explicitly stated that they're dead then they're coming back.
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Dec 27, 2014 18:17
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I've got a tremendos nutsack, but a little pee-pee
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Dec 27, 2014 18:17
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they are all already dead..itj's the afterlife!!
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Dec 27, 2014 18:20
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He wanted the iron throne but he ended up with the porcelain throne...now that's what I call irony
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Dec 27, 2014 18:22
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Tuxedo Gin posted:ayra the preteen uses her sexual guiles to seduce raff the sweetling before she slices his femoral open hahaha what forum does he mod
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Dec 27, 2014 18:22
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VoxIsMyCowboy posted:what is the best game of thrones spoiler to hit people with? although I don't really want it spoiled for me though so no spoilers in this thread Jon Snow is a Targaryen.
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Dec 27, 2014 18:23
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Bip Roberts posted:John Snow dies and will probably stay dead. He's not dead because he is a Targaryen and true king of Westeros. Also Beric Dondarrion died way worse deaths and was a okay. Arya is permanently blind though.
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Dec 27, 2014 18:24
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Jon Snow returns back from death thanks to the fire lord. Sells even more perfume.
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Dec 27, 2014 18:24
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i got bitched at for refusing to read this lovely loving series and desiring spoilers in the spoilers ahoy thread on tviv. gently caress this bullshit. if im gonna read some quality fantasy ill read gene wolfe and skip both tolkien (bad) and the american tolkien (worse). genre fictions horse poo poo either way.
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Dec 27, 2014 18:24
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Dondarrion sounds really gay when you type it or say it
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Dec 27, 2014 18:24
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xutech posted:Jon Snow returns back from death thanks to the fire lord. firelords a bad hero. get the panda instead
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Dec 27, 2014 18:25
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Jon Snow is actually the youngest Baratheon. Renly, Stannis, and Robert had a brother they didn't know about.
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Dec 27, 2014 18:25
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beastmaster is even better
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Dec 27, 2014 18:25
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sexy young infidel posted:Dondarrion sounds really gay when you type it or say it
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Dec 27, 2014 18:25
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Tywin Lannister wasn't the only character to 'do an Elvis'.. another also did, except it was more of a fat Kung-Fu fighting phase Elvis. But which character.. hmmm? *
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Dec 27, 2014 18:26
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Unhinged Vulcan posted:Jon Snow is actually the youngest Baratheon. Renly, Stannis, and Robert had a brother they didn't know about. Jon is Ned Stark's sister's kid with Rhaegar Targaryen.
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Dec 27, 2014 18:27
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Wooten posted:Jon is Ned Stark's sister's kid with Rhaegar Targaryen. Lies. Jon is going to be the Night's King, not Stannis.
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Dec 27, 2014 18:28
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Harald posted:actually everything u say or type sounds really gay Well you know what they say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder..
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Dec 27, 2014 18:29
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sexy young infidel posted:Well you know what they say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.. Daenerys turns into water
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Dec 27, 2014 18:30
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Unhinged Vulcan posted:Lies. I'm sorry but it's super obvious. GRRM was even butthurt when the internet figured it out.
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Dec 27, 2014 18:30
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Unhinged Vulcan posted:Lies. Jon dies.. cos he's a fucktard.
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Dec 27, 2014 18:30
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Catelyn Stark is really loving insane for praying for the death of a sick baby.
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Dec 27, 2014 18:31
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The books will never be finished, thats my spoiler.
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Dec 27, 2014 18:31
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She's been through a lot... let her kill the baby GGRM
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Dec 27, 2014 18:32
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dog buttz posted:Catelyn Stark is really loving insane for praying for the death of a sick baby. Well yeah. How do you think she got the moniker "Lady Stoneheart"?
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Dec 27, 2014 18:32
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biggest spoiler: dragons wont come to westeros, also grrm will die before the next book is out
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Dec 27, 2014 18:33
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Wow she can't kill one baby after all that poo poo... r u kidding me
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Dec 27, 2014 18:33
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bran becomes transgender and demands hordor 'pounds his boipussy' in A Dance with Dragons, nobody really noticed because everyone skips bran
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Dec 27, 2014 18:33
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Inshallah George RR Martin, Rick, and Carl, will be dead before the dawn of 2016
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Dec 27, 2014 18:34
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you've been able to read a sample from his next book since last year on his webpage, which is where i got the poo poo i posted above. read this poo poo, and think about what kind of fat loving goon would highlight the sexual antics of a preteen to represent his upcoming and highly anticipated fantasy novel http://www.georgerrmartin.com/excerpt-from-the-winds-of-winter/
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Dec 27, 2014 18:38
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Tuxedo Gin posted:you've been able to read a sample from his next book since last year on his webpage, which is where i got the poo poo i posted above. Hloy poo poo, i forsee a lot of pedo bans when the book drops
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Dec 27, 2014 18:45
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