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Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax
*Sucked Adam Sandler's dick for fame*

*Plays something that a person typically is not*

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Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

vaccines cause autism

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
hollisbrown is actually real good at sucking dick because he has no teeth

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010
*dies of cocaine overdose at the age of 54*

naem
May 29, 2011

I once rented a basement room in on me of rob schnieder's distant relations house true story

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
ugh you totally triggered me, now I'm having flashbacks of 'the hot chick'

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
rob schneider could easily kill u op

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I'm a medium talent who's career peaked in the late 90's with a string of commercial successful movies. I have earned a small fortune and will live the rest of my years comfortably. I am presumably Jewish.

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
Rob Schneider is... GAY!

WonderfulWino
Sep 26, 2004

The grape wont cut me loose.
you can do eeeeit

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
ITT we are staplers

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

who op?

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

Oh no! We suck again!

-Rob Schneider

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Santheb posted:

Oh no! We suck again!

-Rob Schneider

Well, wake her rear end up

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
I don't have anything funny to say, which I guess means I belong in this thread.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Well gently caress you too, Mr. Ebert!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
*dedicates his life to revenge through cinema against mankind for his disfigurements*

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

*sassed his way out of a lucrative meal ticket

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Deuce Bigalow 2 was funny mostly because of the Man Whore's Union.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
"Well, at least I'm not Dustin Diamond".

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014


Honestly stalin is less terrible.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



I give shadow of mordor 3 stars out of 5

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



who?

pfs Write
Jun 29, 2014

get/save/remove
derp

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



I like eating these ORGANIC CHEERIOS

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

pls :nms: skeleton gifs it is too frightening for me

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Well gently caress you too, Mr. Ebert!

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
real talk I met rob scinder at a party one time dude seems kinda retarded like I heard he was pretty samrt once but after he hooked up with adam snadler that hosed him up like sandelr would beat his head with his mtv generation award and repe him while dressed like the waterboy sayin stuff like thats some high quality h2ho. its sad really but you know it could happen to anyone there but for the grace of god im just trying to get the word out what adnan sandlers really like

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie
I met Rob Schneider at a Sports Authority in Sherman Oaks last Tuesday.

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
"Derpy Derpy Derpity Doop Doopity Derpy Doo!" -- Rob Schneider reading this thread

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy

surf ninjas is a great movie

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

Roger Ebert posted:

Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.

:smith:

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Ebert's dead, Schneider ain't.

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
How did I get parts in both Demolition Man and Judge Dredd you ask? Sucked on that Stallone dong all day long

-RS

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
I'm a loving carrot.

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

PixieDreamGirl posted:

I met Rob Schneider at a Sports Authority in Sherman Oaks last Tuesday.

Did he ring you up quickly and provide superior customer service?

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PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

MackAddie posted:

Did he ring you up quickly and provide superior customer service?

Funny thing is all the employee's were wearing red shirts and he just so happened to be wearing a red puffer vest. The store was busy and I just wanted to know where the bathrooms were, so I asked him, when he started telling me how to get there, I knew I had seen him before, but I couldn't remember his name, he actually had to tell me his name. I think I pissed him off.

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