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Do you believe marriage is a good thing?
Yes, the union between two souls is beautiful and sacred.
No, it's an outdated, patriarchal ceremony.
I'm gay.
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Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN
Post your engagement stories ITT.

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Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Show us the ring !

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.
Congratulations to you and your future husband

Call me when you get divorced

Dead Precedents fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Dec 27, 2014

Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN

Decebal posted:

Show us the ring !

Greatest Living Man
Jul 22, 2005

ask President Obama

wow I'm really surprised that wasn't goatse

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Greatest Living Man posted:

wow I'm really disappointed that wasn't goatse

fixed

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Decebal posted:

Show us the ring !

Goatman in 3..2..1..

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Congratulations ! Was it unexpected ?

Raineko
Mar 12, 2012
Congrats

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004
Your fiancée is a disgusting debased fat whore OP

Hipster Occultist
Aug 16, 2008

He's an ancient, obscure god. You probably haven't heard of him.


Ring sucks

Wooten
Oct 4, 2004

How long have you been dating? Do you have a good sex life? Do you ever fight? What do you fight about?

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Wooten posted:

How long have you been dating? Do you have a good sex life? Do you ever fight? What do you fight about?

She got knocked up

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

I think it's nice (as long as it's value equals 3 moths of his salary, of course)

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
the gently caress is wrong with you

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Decebal posted:

I think it's nice (as long as it's value equals 3 moths of his salary, of course)

Yeah, not bad for a $200 ring

BambooEarpick
Sep 3, 2008
Biggest gently caress up of your life.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i engaged enemy fighters around the star of regulus VII, and lo, it did twinkle

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

ohhh my she's a big girl huh

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Stoic Commie posted:

ohhh my she's a big girl huh

I wonder how much the feed bill is

Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011
lol i aint ever getting married gently caress that

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Twat McTwatterson posted:

lol i aint ever getting married gently caress that

it's a pretty lame ring he probably has the EBTs

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

you done hosed up, idiot

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
yeah he didn't even post an engagement story, she's going to leave him for being lazy

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


He went to Jared*

*Jared the drug dealer down the street

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Fart Puzzle posted:

you done hosed up, idiot

Don't be mean ! Maybe they'll be one of those couples that make it to old age and get to bury whoever goes first

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

less than ten percent odds, ya$e I'll take that bet!

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Thats cool OP.

Please adopt!

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

psyopmonkey posted:

Thats cool OP.

Please adopt!

Are you crazy ?! If a man goes through the effort of marrying a woman at least let him pass his genes on

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp
Those look like fat hog hands.

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax
wow you fags are real attention whores,

I hope you both die in a car accident to the wedding

while the wife reminisces about the time she was plowed 10x better in college in her last waking moments

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Decebal posted:

Are you crazy ?! If a man goes through the effort of marrying a woman at least let him pass his genes on

I dunno.

There are already plenty of babies.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmtgodohmygodihmygodohmygod

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
No goku in the poll, marriage doomed to fail

Good job I guess

ring sucks

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
cool op, i look forward to the gbs meetup at the reception

Wooten
Oct 4, 2004

psyopmonkey posted:

I dunno.

There are already plenty of babies.

Trust me. None of the good ones go up for adoption. It's like taking a life long gamble on something that was already so terrible it's own mother didn't want it. No thanks.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

congrats OP. engagement rings are a terrible concept, don't bother spending too much on one if you have to

l33t b4c0n
Aug 19, 2000

King of E/N
No joke about your eventual marriage not being recognized in many states?

You're slipping, GBS...

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

donkey salami posted:

Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmtgodohmygodihmygodohmygod

can you even?

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

psyopmonkey posted:

I dunno.

There are already plenty of babies.

you can always do a late term abortion on yourself you dumb idiot

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