My allegiance is to Somethingawful, to democracy! Lowtax is evil!
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 00:00 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 09:16 |
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cis lords are our spec-i-al-ity
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 00:00 |
gary oldmans diary posted:cis lords are our spec-i-al-ity A cis LAWWWWWRD? Let's walk slowly because there is no urgency to stop him.
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 00:04 |
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 00:08 |
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No mods. No Managers.
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 00:23 |
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something something Aatrek something something Younglings
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 00:28 |
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Mods are good though. It's all of the posters who are horrible. Without their iron fist this place would be disgusting.
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 00:35 |
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 00:35 |
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It's treason then *full page of fyad 6 hour probations*
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 00:36 |
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Hobohemian posted:Mods are good though. It's all of the posters who are horrible. Without their iron fist this place would be disgusting. my irony meter is broken, I can't tell how many times past sincere this is orbiting around
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 00:38 |
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He's a moderator On the internet On a comedy message board He does it for free He takes his "job" very seriously He does it because it is the only amount of power and control he will ever have in his pathetic life He closes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack He closes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch He will never have a real job He will never move out of his parent's house He will never be at a healthy weight He will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket He will never have a girlfriend He will never have any friends
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 00:39 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:my irony meter is broken, I can't tell how many times past sincere this is orbiting around It's not ironic at all. I wouldn't even bother with SA without mods.
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 00:40 |
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Plafop posted:He's a moderator We should have big man tyrone remake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdC_Cu9X4wc but SA'd
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 00:41 |
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Lowtax isn't even a mod, dude.
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 00:42 |
Windows 98 posted:Lowtax isn't even a mod, dude. He promised to teach me how to cheat bans and probation.
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 00:59 |
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Hingehead posted:He promised to teach me how to cheat bans and probation. That was Lowtax's evil twin: Hightax
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 01:08 |
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YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 01:17 |
I banned them.....I banned them all.....every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children too! They were like idiots....and I banned them like idiots! I HATE THEM! I will become the greatest mod ever. I will even learn to stop people from banning!
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 03:13 |
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I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 03:17 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:I find your lack of faith disturbing. *Force Chokes balls*
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 03:18 |
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Wicker Man posted:*Force Chokes balls* *force fingers your anus*
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 03:19 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:I find your lack of faith disturbing. Hail Satan
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 03:20 |
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Wicker Man posted:*Force Chokes balls* ...He's more machine now than man.
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 03:20 |
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I kind of think of mods more like the Jedi round table. They have powers. But they're happier screwing around so huge evil has to stare them in the face for them to sober up for a bit. Then some light saber swinging. Maybe levitate an apple. Then screw it and go into hiding
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 03:28 |
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mods are your friends
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 03:40 |
gnarlyhotep posted:mods are your friends No.....it can't be.....I can't watch anymore...... how could it come to this? Destroy the mods,we must.
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 03:43 |
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it's not me and Franco you have to worry about it's forbidden lesbian, the quiet one she's biding her time to bring the righteous hammer down and god help us I don't think anyone will be able to stop her
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 03:46 |
gnarlyhotep posted:it's not me and Franco you have to worry about So this is how democracy dies.....with thunderous banhammers.
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 03:49 |
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Plafop posted:He will never have a girlfriend *looks @ Franco* I dunno, darl.. I'm just not sure if we can make it work. I adore you, it's just.. complicated. I want it to work, I'm just not sure if it will. Spanish Manlove posted:I find your lack of faith disturbing. Dawww.. okay, I'll try harder then, babe.. anything for you!
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 03:52 |
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Lowtax peaked in the late 90's when he trolled Everquest. Best article ever. DING! Level 1!
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 03:58 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWsyXJvlrJg
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 04:04 |
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I love that movie "I didn't sell out, I bought in"
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 04:06 |
He gazed up at the enormous face. Fourteen years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark shadows under his eyes. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two cheeto-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Lowtax.
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 04:14 |
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Hingehead posted:So this is how democracy dies.....with thunderous banhammers. So this is how poo poo posting dies.....with thunderous banhammers.
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 04:23 |
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RainMaker posted:So this is how poo poo posting dies.....with thunderous banhammers. don't get too happy there spanky
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 04:27 |
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Hail Modra!
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 04:30 |
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Hobohemian posted:Mods are good though. It's all of the posters who are horrible. Without their iron fist this place would be disgusting.
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 04:41 |
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this but with his face shopped in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnwkE4trA48
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 04:43 |
Spanish Manlove posted:this but with his face shopped in AAtrek, you turned to the Dark Side. That you....molested Younglings! I don't believe what I'm hearing! . You've changed! You have turned to the dark side! You're not AAtrek anymore! You're breaking my heart! You're going down a path I cannot follow!
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 04:47 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 09:16 |
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Plafop posted:He's a moderator
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 09:09 |