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Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
Please stop saying "Joisey"

It is not cute. it is not funny. it is not even an accurate representation of how people here talk.

knock it the gently caress off or you're gettin' put in the hospital or buried in the Secaucus bogs.

Also, suck a gently caress and kill yourself, b/c your not from here, the best state.

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Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Oh, sorry, I dont live in Povomerica.

I dont even know/care what the gently caress youre talking about.

Pyramid Scheme
May 21, 2007

Enjoy the commute to your job in NYC.

Unless you work in NJ to. That would suck.

snackcakes
May 7, 2005

A joint venture of Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern

Someone's bitter that they live in reject New York

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
How's it taste licking New York's taint all the time OP?

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

pity reply

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
i lived in jersey and never cared when people made fun of jersey because jersey kind of blows

the one exception is people from fuckin pennsylvania. you're from fuckin pennsylvania dude. there are no states worth less than yours. you are the lowest turd on poo poo mountain.

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

you might as well post about how cool it is to be from idaho

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
as a former PA resident who lived near the border of PA and NJ: gently caress you op

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
wooderfall

HORNEY VAPE BRO
Jun 14, 2009

Springsteen sucks harder than your dirty whore mother.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Even Philadelphia can say it doesn't smell like Jersey.

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.
The only positive thing I can say about Jersey was I had decent pizza there once. New York is better in every way.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
can we all at least agree that delaware is a poo poo state that shouldn't even exist?

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

New Jersey is cool.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
your state smells like dead fish and chemicals, OP

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

i'm sorry you have to take pride in not being from detroit

wait, is new jersey better than detroit? we need some facts on this actually because if you're actually living somewhere worse than detroit then :lol:

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
New Jersey has Camden

there, study completed

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
if youre from a state where people call creeks cricks you can suck every quarter-inch of my miserable schlong

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

agreed op

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Darkman Fanpage posted:

can we all at least agree that delaware is a poo poo state that shouldn't even exist?
only reason delware exists is to save credit card and insurance companies the trouble of having to find an offshore tax shelter

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

paranoid randroid posted:

only reason delware exists is to save credit card and insurance companies the trouble of having to find an offshore tax shelter

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

VikingSkull posted:

New Jersey has Camden

there, study completed

i once saw a feral guinea pig in camden. a feral loving guinea pig. how does this happen, new jersey?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

also it a good dumping ground for white new jersey college kids to go a party school not named penn state

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
isn't new jersey just the state that poors who can't afford nyc go to live in?

open container
Sep 16, 2008

Darkman Fanpage posted:

i once saw a feral guinea pig in camden. a feral loving guinea pig. how does this happen, new jersey?

what was it doing

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

open container posted:

what was it doing

probably jonesing

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
wearing a Welcome to Ashbury Park shirt and shouting "Ey! gently caress you!" at people on the street.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Lets all go to the pine barrens and hunt for the Jersey devil.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
The Upcoming Penguins-Devils game is gonna be gud!

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Hey, I'm Buddy the Cake Boss! I'm gunna make a cake, then drive around drunk!

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
she said kiss me where it smells bad, so i drove her to new joisey

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Arian_Samurai posted:

Hey, I'm Buddy the Cake Boss! I'm gunna make a cake, then drive around drunk!

cake boss

Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO
joisey joisey joisey joisey joisey joisey joisey joisey

Sincerely,
New York

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
it's funny watching a Giants or Jets game because they always pan the shot to show the NYC skyline in the background and totally ignore the fact that they are surrounded by New Jersey

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Sorry about your laughing-stock state in your crumbling country, OP.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
*emerges from municipal land fill like trash Swamp Thing* ey gently caress youse welcome ta noo juhsee, we do it hard here

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Pump my own gas? Eeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai'm from New Jersey!

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich
I went to Jersey Once but I stayed in like the rich part of Jersey? It was pretty nice but then again I was like 7 or 8 years old who knows.

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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

it is not even an accurate representation of how people here talk.


the best state.


the worst thing about people from jersey is that they actually believe these two things

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