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I think I might've solved this "no wishing for more wishes" thing once and for all.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 20:22 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 11:28 |
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Weird, one of my kids asked me the same question last night.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 20:36 |
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The Cubelodyte posted:Weird, one of my kids asked me the same question last night. And the answer was a definitive no
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 20:37 |
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It's a bit more complicated than that; I'm actually now trapped in a brass lamp, please send help
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 20:40 |
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Volcott posted:I think I might've solved this "no wishing for more wishes" thing once and for all. Hmm. This checks out.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 20:41 |
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Everyone knows you wish for more wishes. If they say you can't wish for more wishes, whish to never run out of wishes. If they say you can't wish for more wishes in any way, wish for more genies. If you can't wish for more genies ALWAYS make the first wish that there are no downsides to you personally from any wish you make in the future. Wish granters are all over giving you your wish but at the expense of something else you cared about in some "careful what you wished for" irony.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 20:42 |
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Genies for Dummies.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 20:43 |
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Wish for the power to turn other people into genies and then use those genies to get more wishes duh.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 20:52 |
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burritolingus posted:Wish for the power to turn other people into genies and then use those genies to get more wishes duh. This is actually fool proof because a genie can't grant themselves wishes. So their powers only could be abused by other people (aka you).
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 20:53 |
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i wish to be able to make the same wish but with some slight differences forever
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 20:53 |
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Wish for the genie to not have any rules about wishing for more wishes
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 21:11 |
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could you wish for an inanimate object that grants infinite wishes
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 21:12 |
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Devils Affricate posted:Wish for the genie to not have any rules about wishing for more wishes I figure genies are read-only.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 21:12 |
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Wish for a contract which clearly spells out the consequences of your wishes in full prior to making the wish.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 21:12 |
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What if you got extra genies but they were like retarded or something and couldn't actually grant wishes?
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 21:13 |
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Just wish that you could grant your own wishes.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 21:30 |
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Yes, but you still need to rub them out individually.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 21:37 |
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Why would someone wish for extra genies? Wouldn't that give them downs syndrome or something?
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 21:55 |
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Hope you have enough Super Nintendos
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 21:58 |
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the djinn are still children of Allah op so I dobt think it works that way
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 22:01 |
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Cacator posted:the djinn are still children of Allah op so I dobt think it works that way Wish for more Allahs.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 22:11 |
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Cacator posted:the djinn are still children of Allah op so I dobt think it works that way yeah keep in mind most genies are jerks and you were lucky to find one thankful for being freed. Be sure to wish for Muslim genies as at least they won't hurt you like the kaffir genies surely will
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 22:27 |
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WE REQUIRE ADDITIONAL GENIES.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 22:29 |
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Write every wish you want down on a piece of paper. Say to genie "I wish for all of the things on this piece of paper to come true."
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 22:35 |
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smilingfish posted:Write every wish you want down on a piece of paper. Genie got whooped.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 22:43 |
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smilingfish posted:Write every wish you want down on a piece of paper. holy poo poo
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 22:49 |
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Just wish for a genie tracker if you got a loving stingy genie Or what the paper guy said.
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 01:09 |
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are there physical limits in the universe for genies? can you have more wishes available than particles in the universe? do genies have mass?
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 02:48 |
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i'm like 97% sure genies have mass
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 03:12 |
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Everytime you wish for something from a genie someone or something is disassembled atomically in an excruciatingly painful process and reassembled into your wish.
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 03:14 |
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Wishes: 1. None of my future wishes can harm me in any way 2. I wish for an unlimited number of wishes. 3. I wish for another genie who can give me unlimited wishes.
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 03:15 |
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Tom Gorman posted:i'm like 97% sure genies have mass Only if they're catholic
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 03:27 |
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still salty about that D&D game where my buddy actually won a wish. Then he'd have to roll 1d20 to see if he got his wish. ...it was to be a 25th level magic user, and he gloated at the DM (me) having to look up all the advanced rules
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 03:59 |
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redshirt posted:Wishes: For wish #2 every time you make a wish a child gets cancer For wish #3 the genie turns out to be your mum who you just damned to an eternity of magical enslavement COME ON BRUH ITS LIKE YOURE NOT EVEN TRYING' This is why wish #1 is to wish for a genie lawyer so you can combat their magical legalese, THEN you safely wish for your unlimited wishes or whatever dumb poo poo you want
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 04:04 |
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make every 3rd wish to become a different person
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 04:19 |
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i wish i didn't read this thread. "goon logic" is the worst logic.
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 04:20 |
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just make your first wish to remove the "no wishing for more wishes" rule. second wish is for infinite wishes. BOOM
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 04:22 |
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wish to go back in time in a recursive chain creating thousands of temporal duplicates of yourself with one wish remaining
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 04:22 |
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If wish for a billion dollars and just hold my last two wishes in reserve.
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 04:25 |
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No because gently caress you
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