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"I'm hungry" "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad"
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Dec 29, 2014 22:10
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familiarity breeds contempt
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Dec 29, 2014 22:10
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I'm proud of you, son.
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Dec 29, 2014 22:10
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"Dad can you give me a hand?" "I would but it's attached to my body"
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Dec 29, 2014 22:12
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"Jesus Christ!" "Yes?"
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Dec 29, 2014 22:13
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"It is what it is"
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Dec 29, 2014 22:13
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"I love you," "I believe you can do anything," "I'm proud of you," "you're so smart you'll be able to go wherever you want"...... he sure doesn't say that poo poo anymore lol
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Dec 29, 2014 22:17
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im going to kill you, OP
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Dec 29, 2014 22:18
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The world's changed man! People are suing McDonald's!
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Dec 29, 2014 22:19
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mookface posted:"It is what it is" i say this and "good enough for government work" all the time i'm.... the dad???
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Dec 29, 2014 22:19
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"I love your mother very much"
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Dec 29, 2014 22:19
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Xaris posted:i say this and "good enough for government work" all the time I say it all the time too. I also say "I'll smack you so hard you'll forget your own name" and "I'll crash this car right now" and "I'll throw you off a mountain into the sea" We are the dads
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Dec 29, 2014 22:21
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The Jews instigated the holocaust to garner the world wide support necessary for the recreation of Israel.
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Dec 29, 2014 22:23
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mookface posted:I say it all the time too. do you also say "haste makes waste"? thats probably my 3rd most common dad-esque saying that i use a lot.
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Dec 29, 2014 22:35
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-if you can't find it, grind it -loudly singing the lyrics to kiss me by the cardigans when it came on the radio because he knew it embarassed everyone -you're grounded
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Dec 29, 2014 22:39
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"Don't be sorry, be right."
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Dec 29, 2014 22:39
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Xaris posted:do you also say "haste makes waste"? thats probably my 3rd most common dad-esque saying that i use a lot. Once in a while. Its not a mainstay but its in the rotation.
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Dec 29, 2014 22:45
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"This goddamn dumb rear end driver must be some kinda fuckin' human being" "Don't repeat that"
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Dec 29, 2014 22:49
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Ben Smash posted:"Don't be sorry, be right." a good dad
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Dec 29, 2014 23:02
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*me violently sobbing about getting the poo poo beaten out of me while the entire class called me a human being* "You just can't let them get your goat!" - Dad's sage advice
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Dec 29, 2014 23:02
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anything he's dead
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Dec 29, 2014 23:39
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My dad keeps saying finch, chimps and mushy bees joke like 5 times a week.
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Dec 29, 2014 23:42
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"Don't be chickenshit."
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Dec 29, 2014 23:45
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It's the way of the road.
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Dec 29, 2014 23:46
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"I'm not angry I'm disappointed."SciFiDownBeat posted:"I'm hungry" I do this.
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Dec 29, 2014 23:46
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My dad is also terrible with names. Teddy Bridgewater is Teddy Bridgeport to him, for example.
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Dec 29, 2014 23:48
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"All Arabs are like that. I work with one, so I know."
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Dec 29, 2014 23:49
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"Ask your mother."
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Dec 29, 2014 23:49
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Your mother is a terrible person, disregard anything she says. And you're not gonna catch any fish if you keep casting like a human being, ya little human being.
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Dec 29, 2014 23:52
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utterlycorrupt posted:Your mother is a terrible person, disregard anything she says. And you're not gonna catch any fish if you keep casting like a human being, ya little human being. son?
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Dec 29, 2014 23:54
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"Be harmonious, enrich the soldiers, and scorn all other men"
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Dec 29, 2014 23:57
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i'm gay
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Dec 30, 2014 00:03
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2 more laps!
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Dec 30, 2014 00:04
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I'm not mad son, I'm just disappointed
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Dec 30, 2014 00:05
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"Do something, even if it's wrong."
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Dec 30, 2014 00:05
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If you're gonna complain about capitalism you might as well go communist you idiot.
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Dec 30, 2014 00:06
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"Wear a condom."
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Dec 30, 2014 00:08
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"Death and taxes..." always muttered under his breath it is basically his version of "hmmmm" its very weird
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Dec 30, 2014 00:09
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Zippy the Bummer posted:"Death and taxes..." always muttered under his breath Is your dad a character in a dickens novel
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Dec 30, 2014 00:12
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Zippy the Bummer posted:"Death and taxes..." always muttered under his breath he is convincing himself that it isn't inevitable you will be a huge disappointment
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