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Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Gaming conventions are cool.

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Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Gaming journalists love pretentious games that try to 'further' the genre into the mythical state of Cultural Acceptance no matter how shallow and dumb it is. All in a desperate attempt not to have to lie to hot chicks at the bar about their 'profession'. Ironically enough these games and gaming journalists have the exact opposite effect in practice.

Bioshock: Infinite, any David Cage game, parts of otherwise good games that takes itself way too seriously on some random social issue (read: Kojima games), etc.

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

pork is great asians made me fall in love with it and I weep for all jews and muslims missing out on it

also lmao if you think a professional 'critic' doesn't have poo poo opinions

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

sorry I must've missed the part where hope went from insufferable angsty teenager to something else?

EDIT: in the first FF13 I never bothered playing the rest

Ekster fucked around with this message at 14:41 on Jan 28, 2015

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

whatever you do listen to the captain and his crew no matter what

you can trust them

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Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

I bet one of the Costa Concordia casualties was a goon locked up in his cabin indulging in his gaming addiction. He vaguely heard something about the captain leaving the ship to get help, so he thought nothing of his room tilting nearly 90 degrees.

Rest in peace, goon.

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