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Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

nnnotime posted:

2014: what I hated:
#GamerGate (mainly the antagonistic journalists/bloggers and SJWs that helped manifest the movement).



Requiascat in pace 2014.

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Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Endorph posted:

binding of isaac looks fun but the whole aesthetic of the game is kind of unpleasant to me

not that im actively vomiting or anything it's just unappealing



Art imitates the artist.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
If you haven't already seen Indie Game: The Movie it's basically 90 minutes of that.

It's a pretty entertaining doc if you go into it with the knowledge that the movie was made by a guy who is partners with Phil Fish and idolizes everybody in the movie yet still can't not make them all look gross, creepy, or outright crazy.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Bob A Feet posted:

If you don't hate Phil fish already watch this doc. It's pretty good overall minus ole Phil.

If they ever make a sequel I really hope the Castle Doctrine guy is in it: rich trust fund scum who acts self-made, bragged about living off of $14k a year to show those dumb poors that it could be done only to later have it come out that he was lying and not counting the money he spent on health insurance and other things, and beat dogs with a stick and then gave away the stick as a prize in a contest.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

James Woods Fan posted:

I never got the whole Youtube personality thing.

Children and NEETs can't afford videogames so they watch other people play them instead.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
I appreciate how now all the Let's Players/YouTube personalities use the exact same thumbnail (the title in bubble lettering + the person making a wacky face in the corner) so I know exactly what videos not to click on when I look up a game on YouTube.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
Totalbiscuit is bad but in terms of sheer punchability I don't think anybody tops that obnoxious fat british guy who always has his gross fat clammy hands stuffed in leather gloves and tries really hard to co-opt fascist imagery but doesn't have the actual energy to speak above a quiet mumble.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

ullerrm posted:

Games that were surprisingly crap:
* Planetary Annihilation. Such high hopes, and it was so damned buggy and unbalanced in beta, I gave up on it. Still haven't played it since it officially came out.
* Warmachine Tactics. The beta was super rough, and it felt like they weren't sure whether they were building a singleplayer or a multiplayer game.
* Watch_Dogs. It's not bad, but for being an open-world game, it was surprisingly linear -- and buggy as poo poo. Might go back and replay it in 2015 and see if I change my mind.
* The Castle Doctrine. I tried to like this, but it ultimately fizzled -- and I think the pixel art approach worked against it.

This poo poo is so weird, I can't decide if it's poo poo or genius, may be both:
* Blade Symphony. Everyone seems to love it or hate it.
* Drunken Robot Pornography. I enjoyed it, but it felt like there were too many levels that were too simple. Fewer levels with more complexity would have been better.
* 7 Days to Die. It's like Minecraft meets DayZ, but 99% of servers are garbage. The only time I've enjoyed playing it was on the Goon private server, and even then, it felt like there was no point.

On this note, Jazzpunk deserved to have been a much better game than it actually was.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
Also I bought The Stanley Parable on sale and even then I felt ripped off. Like 80% of the game is identical to the original free HL2 mod only with better graphics and a few new endings. Considering how many videos they made and the huge demo they released it's almost embarrassing how little content is in the actual game.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
A guy who owns what was once one of the biggest media sites on the internet and has tons of internet connections somehow gets way more exposure and positive press than usual? I'm sure it's totally a coincidence man.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

It's a fun game and while it's technically a twin stick shooter it doesn't play a drat thing like the ones that are out there.

And it only took them three years to add in the actual support for twin sticks.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Davincie posted:

timed exclusive

It's also being released on Xbox 360 so we won't be getting a proper next-gen sequel until the 3rd game. :sigh:

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
Tomb Raider was a great game but a part of me still wants to play the early stuff they showed off where it was an open-world game on horseback with you fighting Shadow of the Colossus monsters.




Mercury Crusader posted:

It's a fun game. The controls take a bit of getting used to, though. Maybe it's different on other platforms, I own the Saturn version.

The Saturn version of the original Tomb Raider actually has hosed up textures because the Saturn used squares instead of triangles for polygons so as a quick fix they set the length of the extra line to 0 and it stretched everything out.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eN7cZ-gy4Y&t=205s

A guy released a 4GB map pack for the original Tomb Raider and made FMVs of himself talking to Lara about the game, it's amazing.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
Please stop trying to min-max the thread and :justpost:.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

ullerrm posted:

BTW, if you don't follow the Speedrunning thread, ADGQ 2015 is now live. http://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick

Games Done Quick in a nutshell: someone picks a charity and location, hotel blocks and a conference room are rented out, couches and cameras are set up, and you end up with a hundred-ish people running a 24/7 stream of gaming for a week, almost all speedruns. This year's AGDQ is benefitting the Prevent Cancer Foundation. It's a decent choice for background noise, if nothing else, and there's usually some pretty fun stuff they do. (In particular, last year they had someone playing Mike Tyson's Punch-Out blindfolded, and he got all the way to Tyson on it.)

According to five minutes on Google The Prevent Cancer Foundation is a non-profit with revenues of just $5.5 million per year but the top two executives make over half a million a year combined and non-program expenses are nearly a quarter of their budget. :waycool:

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

ullerrm posted:

That's actually not terrible by charity standards. That's enough to get them a B+ on AIP/CharityWatch (used to be an A), and 3 out of 4 stars on Charity Navigator.

Hell, most charities don't even officially list their CEO and salary, nor the process by which salaries are determined; PCF does both. They aren't a perfect charity, but they're not likely to waste donations either.

At the very least it's still better than Child's Play.

Acquire Currency! posted:

Some guy copy pasted your post into that thread for cred go kick his rear end

Stop lurking and come and join us, Up to the Elves. All are welcome.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

axleblaze posted:

Also the Wii U pro controller is okay at best. It's basically a worse arranged 360 controller which was overrated as gently caress to begin with.

The 360 controller was a godsend for the PC because the stars aligned and Microsoft actually succeeded in standardizing PC controller support for almost everything release in the past decade.

Now if only they could figure out where to store saves so I don't have a Documents folder full of folders from games I installed years ago.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

icantfindaname posted:

apparently there's also a Pulp Fiction style exploitation homorape scene

It's a game about literal white slavery, if anything the game goes easy on the rape.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Acquire Currency! posted:

I hope everyone's got some entries for that fan fiction dome contest thread lol

I don't know what's worse, the people living on a fixed income who blow way too much money on the Steam sale or the people with too much disposable income who buy multiple copies of games for no reason.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

exquisite tea posted:

I just can't get into any game nowadays that doesn't have high contrast and judicious use of color. My eyes get bored real quick looking at washed out brown/green landscapes, which unfortunately is the rule rather than the exception.

I used to say this, then Borderlands 2 and Sunset Overdrive happened and I realized that conspicuously trying to be colorful and winding up with 90s Nickelodeon rainbow vomit in the name of being wacky and extreme is way worse.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

DrBouvenstein posted:

Whole mess of DOS games went up on the Internet Archive today.


https://archive.org/details/softwarelibrary_msdos_games/v2

Though you can't do things like save, so hope you're ready for a marathon session to beat Eye of the Beholder 2.

Tangentially related, but the Library of Congress collects video games, some of which were never actually released to the public.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
Still a better story than Far Cry 2s.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Up to the Elves posted:

today, through the steam Anime Weekend Sale, i discovered that anime is already here in america. it is on our tvs and the children and grown men are watching it.



Blade Kitten is Australian. It's also aggressively insufferable on every level, right down to the kawaii chibi health bar indicator. :keke:

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
I like how every black friday the CAH jokesters pull off some cah-razy stunt that totally sticks it to consumerism while also getting them a shitload of free publicity and selling more cards in the process.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Flectarn posted:

i'm sorry you are all joyless lonely faggots

"I'm sorry you're all, uh..."

-looks down at hand of COH cards-

"midgets making GBS threads in a kiddie pool!!!'

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
I pretty much never pay more than $5 for games anymore and my Steam library is still growing faster than I can play through it so I'm sure it'll be a lot of fun to play when it hits a Humble Bundle 6 months from now.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

sticklefifer posted:

Has there ever been a party based WWII RPG? Or at least a tactics RPG? There are so many FPS, RTS, and strategy games with that setting that I figure someone must have tried a different game genre at some point.

Operation Darkness was an SRPG set in WWII where you assassinate Hitler and also there are vampires and werewolves. It was pretty terrible.

Shadow Hearts: Covenant took place during WWI but it was rad as hell back in the day.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

A. Beaverhausen posted:

Is it just me or are satisfying last bosses a dead art?

Last bosses were awful more often than not in old games too. Assuming they even had an actual last boss instead of a jumping puzzle.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Skwirl posted:

The webcomic "The Trenches"

I would be p. mad to win a reality show about webcomics only to have the "prize" be drawing a comic for the Penny Arcade guys under their names.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

ullerrm posted:

It looked like it had promise at one point, but H1Z1 now looks like it's going to be poo poo.

It's an early access f2p zombie survival mmo. There isn't a single thing about that that isn't awful.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

ZenVulgarity posted:

Is there a cat petting simulator

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Jon Do posted:

I get most of my gaming chuckles from Giant Bomb

I'm still lost on how a 90 minute video constitutes a "quick look" to be quite honest.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

THE AWESOME GHOST posted:

There's a difference between the way consoles usually get older and have less interesting new stuff, and the nosedive off a cliff the Wii took

The Wii didn't have a lot of 3rd party support outside of shovelware minigame collections because it was both underpowered compared to its competitors and was built around a gimmicky control scheme that not even Nintendo was able to really take advantage of, and both of those are still true for the WiiU. The big difference this time is that they're letting more third-party devs use Nintendo IPs to try and pad out their library but on the other hand Nintendo is still figuring out how to work in HD which is why the first two years of the WiiU were such a wasteland as they shuffled their teams around and delayed games in the name of getting announced titles out the door on time.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

ArfJason posted:

rayman legends is possibly one of the greatest games of this or any generations and it slipped completely under everyone's radar because it released next to like uncharted or something equally gay

its a shame its too easy a game but i didnt mind cause i loved every minute

Rayman Legends designed its levels using an algorithm so we should be glad that it failed

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Ekster posted:

Gaming journalists love pretentious games that try to 'further' the genre into the mythical state of Cultural Acceptance no matter how shallow and dumb it is. All in a desperate attempt not to have to lie to hot chicks at the bar about their 'profession'. Ironically enough these games and gaming journalists have the exact opposite effect in practice.

Bioshock: Infinite, any David Cage game, parts of otherwise good games that takes itself way too seriously on some random social issue (read: Kojima games), etc.

I heard that gaming journalists wear gloves on their feet and socks on their hands and use foodstamps to buy scratchoff tickets and have sex through a hole in a sheet.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

This is like when people who don't know anything about film or criticism try to own Roger Ebert by pointing out that he gave Blue Velvet one star and Garfield three stars.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

While it certainly sucks that people lost access to their thing(with no way to get their money back, I assume), games purchased in this way have been subject to bans and the like for a really long time. You'll get away with buying keys from such sites more often than not but you should know by now that this is one of the risks.

http://kotaku.com/5409642/valve-bans-gray-market-modern-warfare-2-keys

2009, and this one was doable before digital distribution to some extent.

I remember Valve doing this to people with shady grey-market Orange Box keys back in 07.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Excels posted:

it's only a bad game in the sense that it would have been cool if it had come out like ten years ago. you can cut it in half and see the layers of FPS trends it's been shoving in since the 90s

Even ten years ago the jokes about WMDs in Iraq and the Olsen twins wouldn't cut the mustard in a GBS photoshop thread, let alone a major video game.

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Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Third World Reggin posted:

the elder scrolls online had a patch and it is so big I am just wondering if them changing most of the game is a sign that they were never ready for launch

These days an mmo hitting retail is basically a paid beta before it goes f2p. And somehow people keep falling for it.

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