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nnnotime posted:2014: what I hated: Requiascat in pace 2014.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2015 05:42 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 04:49 |
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Endorph posted:binding of isaac looks fun but the whole aesthetic of the game is kind of unpleasant to me Art imitates the artist.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2015 12:52 |
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If you haven't already seen Indie Game: The Movie it's basically 90 minutes of that. It's a pretty entertaining doc if you go into it with the knowledge that the movie was made by a guy who is partners with Phil Fish and idolizes everybody in the movie yet still can't not make them all look gross, creepy, or outright crazy.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2015 13:34 |
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Bob A Feet posted:If you don't hate Phil fish already watch this doc. It's pretty good overall minus ole Phil. If they ever make a sequel I really hope the Castle Doctrine guy is in it: rich trust fund scum who acts self-made, bragged about living off of $14k a year to show those dumb poors that it could be done only to later have it come out that he was lying and not counting the money he spent on health insurance and other things, and beat dogs with a stick and then gave away the stick as a prize in a contest.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2015 21:52 |
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James Woods Fan posted:I never got the whole Youtube personality thing. Children and NEETs can't afford videogames so they watch other people play them instead.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2015 23:33 |
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I appreciate how now all the Let's Players/YouTube personalities use the exact same thumbnail (the title in bubble lettering + the person making a wacky face in the corner) so I know exactly what videos not to click on when I look up a game on YouTube.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 00:08 |
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Totalbiscuit is bad but in terms of sheer punchability I don't think anybody tops that obnoxious fat british guy who always has his gross fat clammy hands stuffed in leather gloves and tries really hard to co-opt fascist imagery but doesn't have the actual energy to speak above a quiet mumble.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 01:49 |
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ullerrm posted:Games that were surprisingly crap: On this note, Jazzpunk deserved to have been a much better game than it actually was.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2015 02:11 |
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Also I bought The Stanley Parable on sale and even then I felt ripped off. Like 80% of the game is identical to the original free HL2 mod only with better graphics and a few new endings. Considering how many videos they made and the huge demo they released it's almost embarrassing how little content is in the actual game.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2015 03:46 |
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A guy who owns what was once one of the biggest media sites on the internet and has tons of internet connections somehow gets way more exposure and positive press than usual? I'm sure it's totally a coincidence man.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2015 00:34 |
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:It's a fun game and while it's technically a twin stick shooter it doesn't play a drat thing like the ones that are out there. And it only took them three years to add in the actual support for twin sticks.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2015 01:41 |
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Davincie posted:timed exclusive It's also being released on Xbox 360 so we won't be getting a proper next-gen sequel until the 3rd game.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2015 03:26 |
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Tomb Raider was a great game but a part of me still wants to play the early stuff they showed off where it was an open-world game on horseback with you fighting Shadow of the Colossus monsters.Mercury Crusader posted:It's a fun game. The controls take a bit of getting used to, though. Maybe it's different on other platforms, I own the Saturn version. The Saturn version of the original Tomb Raider actually has hosed up textures because the Saturn used squares instead of triangles for polygons so as a quick fix they set the length of the extra line to 0 and it stretched everything out.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2015 04:46 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eN7cZ-gy4Y&t=205s A guy released a 4GB map pack for the original Tomb Raider and made FMVs of himself talking to Lara about the game, it's amazing.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2015 04:55 |
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Please stop trying to min-max the thread and .
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2015 20:08 |
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ullerrm posted:BTW, if you don't follow the Speedrunning thread, ADGQ 2015 is now live. http://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick According to five minutes on Google The Prevent Cancer Foundation is a non-profit with revenues of just $5.5 million per year but the top two executives make over half a million a year combined and non-program expenses are nearly a quarter of their budget.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2015 23:14 |
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ullerrm posted:That's actually not terrible by charity standards. That's enough to get them a B+ on AIP/CharityWatch (used to be an A), and 3 out of 4 stars on Charity Navigator. At the very least it's still better than Child's Play. Acquire Currency! posted:Some guy copy pasted your post into that thread for cred go kick his rear end Stop lurking and come and join us, Up to the Elves. All are welcome.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2015 00:12 |
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axleblaze posted:Also the Wii U pro controller is okay at best. It's basically a worse arranged 360 controller which was overrated as gently caress to begin with. The 360 controller was a godsend for the PC because the stars aligned and Microsoft actually succeeded in standardizing PC controller support for almost everything release in the past decade. Now if only they could figure out where to store saves so I don't have a Documents folder full of folders from games I installed years ago.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2015 04:14 |
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icantfindaname posted:apparently there's also a Pulp Fiction style exploitation homorape scene It's a game about literal white slavery, if anything the game goes easy on the rape.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2015 06:26 |
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Acquire Currency! posted:I hope everyone's got some entries for that fan fiction dome contest thread lol I don't know what's worse, the people living on a fixed income who blow way too much money on the Steam sale or the people with too much disposable income who buy multiple copies of games for no reason.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2015 03:36 |
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exquisite tea posted:I just can't get into any game nowadays that doesn't have high contrast and judicious use of color. My eyes get bored real quick looking at washed out brown/green landscapes, which unfortunately is the rule rather than the exception. I used to say this, then Borderlands 2 and Sunset Overdrive happened and I realized that conspicuously trying to be colorful and winding up with 90s Nickelodeon rainbow vomit in the name of being wacky and extreme is way worse.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2015 15:13 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Whole mess of DOS games went up on the Internet Archive today. Tangentially related, but the Library of Congress collects video games, some of which were never actually released to the public.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2015 05:05 |
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Still a better story than Far Cry 2s.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2015 14:20 |
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Up to the Elves posted:today, through the steam Anime Weekend Sale, i discovered that anime is already here in america. it is on our tvs and the children and grown men are watching it. Blade Kitten is Australian. It's also aggressively insufferable on every level, right down to the kawaii chibi health bar indicator.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2015 00:38 |
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I like how every black friday the CAH jokesters pull off some cah-razy stunt that totally sticks it to consumerism while also getting them a shitload of free publicity and selling more cards in the process.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2015 06:54 |
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Flectarn posted:i'm sorry you are all joyless lonely faggots "I'm sorry you're all, uh..." -looks down at hand of COH cards- "midgets making GBS threads in a kiddie pool!!!'
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2015 07:05 |
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I pretty much never pay more than $5 for games anymore and my Steam library is still growing faster than I can play through it so I'm sure it'll be a lot of fun to play when it hits a Humble Bundle 6 months from now.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2015 02:08 |
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sticklefifer posted:Has there ever been a party based WWII RPG? Or at least a tactics RPG? There are so many FPS, RTS, and strategy games with that setting that I figure someone must have tried a different game genre at some point. Operation Darkness was an SRPG set in WWII where you assassinate Hitler and also there are vampires and werewolves. It was pretty terrible. Shadow Hearts: Covenant took place during WWI but it was rad as hell back in the day.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2015 14:42 |
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A. Beaverhausen posted:Is it just me or are satisfying last bosses a dead art? Last bosses were awful more often than not in old games too. Assuming they even had an actual last boss instead of a jumping puzzle.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2015 03:58 |
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Skwirl posted:The webcomic "The Trenches" I would be p. mad to win a reality show about webcomics only to have the "prize" be drawing a comic for the Penny Arcade guys under their names.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2015 02:47 |
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ullerrm posted:It looked like it had promise at one point, but H1Z1 now looks like it's going to be poo poo. It's an early access f2p zombie survival mmo. There isn't a single thing about that that isn't awful.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2015 23:13 |
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ZenVulgarity posted:Is there a cat petting simulator
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2015 13:53 |
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Jon Do posted:I get most of my gaming chuckles from Giant Bomb I'm still lost on how a 90 minute video constitutes a "quick look" to be quite honest.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2015 00:18 |
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THE AWESOME GHOST posted:There's a difference between the way consoles usually get older and have less interesting new stuff, and the nosedive off a cliff the Wii took The Wii didn't have a lot of 3rd party support outside of shovelware minigame collections because it was both underpowered compared to its competitors and was built around a gimmicky control scheme that not even Nintendo was able to really take advantage of, and both of those are still true for the WiiU. The big difference this time is that they're letting more third-party devs use Nintendo IPs to try and pad out their library but on the other hand Nintendo is still figuring out how to work in HD which is why the first two years of the WiiU were such a wasteland as they shuffled their teams around and delayed games in the name of getting announced titles out the door on time.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 14:42 |
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ArfJason posted:rayman legends is possibly one of the greatest games of this or any generations and it slipped completely under everyone's radar because it released next to like uncharted or something equally gay Rayman Legends designed its levels using an algorithm so we should be glad that it failed
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 01:45 |
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Ekster posted:Gaming journalists love pretentious games that try to 'further' the genre into the mythical state of Cultural Acceptance no matter how shallow and dumb it is. All in a desperate attempt not to have to lie to hot chicks at the bar about their 'profession'. Ironically enough these games and gaming journalists have the exact opposite effect in practice. I heard that gaming journalists wear gloves on their feet and socks on their hands and use foodstamps to buy scratchoff tickets and have sex through a hole in a sheet.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 15:29 |
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This is like when people who don't know anything about film or criticism try to own Roger Ebert by pointing out that he gave Blue Velvet one star and Garfield three stars.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 20:52 |
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:While it certainly sucks that people lost access to their thing(with no way to get their money back, I assume), games purchased in this way have been subject to bans and the like for a really long time. You'll get away with buying keys from such sites more often than not but you should know by now that this is one of the risks. I remember Valve doing this to people with shady grey-market Orange Box keys back in 07.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2015 21:31 |
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Excels posted:it's only a bad game in the sense that it would have been cool if it had come out like ten years ago. you can cut it in half and see the layers of FPS trends it's been shoving in since the 90s Even ten years ago the jokes about WMDs in Iraq and the Olsen twins wouldn't cut the mustard in a GBS photoshop thread, let alone a major video game.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2015 01:34 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 04:49 |
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Third World Reggin posted:the elder scrolls online had a patch and it is so big I am just wondering if them changing most of the game is a sign that they were never ready for launch These days an mmo hitting retail is basically a paid beta before it goes f2p. And somehow people keep falling for it.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2015 18:45 |