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bartlebyshop posted:Every time I've flown from SFO to Pearson Air Canada/United (they code share) has lost my reservation. They are 5 for 5 and it's incredible. It's terrible too because you have to sprint from one end of the terminal to the other to talk to each desk. Usually I just get so frustrated and worried that I'll miss my flight that I end up bursting into tears and they find a way to make a new reservation for me. That's my advice, I guess. If you're a pretty girl maybe.
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Shadow posted:How do you hold up a mirror to someone on the internet? uh dude i think that was
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# ? Jan 2, 2015 19:45 |
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Based on his other replies, it may have been another surface joke, but more indicative to how he comes across to those in the service industry.
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# ? Jan 2, 2015 19:47 |
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Shadow posted:If you're a pretty girl maybe. Girl yes, pretty no. Sobbing uncontrollably is a great way to bypass most of the line for security as well.
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# ? Jan 2, 2015 20:13 |
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bartlebyshop posted:Girl yes, pretty no. Sobbing uncontrollably is a great way to bypass most of the line for security as well. If some ugly rear end ho started sobbing to get ahead in line I'd just point at her and say SHES GOT A BOMB! Although being brown, I'd probably get sent down to gitmo.
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# ? Jan 2, 2015 20:19 |
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im the guy who thinks people comes across irl the same way they do on an internet comedy forum lmao edit: "comedy"
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# ? Jan 2, 2015 20:23 |
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uG posted:im the guy who thinks people comes across irl the same way they do on an internet comedy forum lmao Dunno I've seen goons.JPG, at least some of them are exactly what you'd expect from their typing
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# ? Jan 2, 2015 20:26 |
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if i had to work customer service at an airport for any amount of time i'm pretty sure it would end in a murder suicide or at least alcoholism
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# ? Jan 2, 2015 20:34 |
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shadow stop posting itt, thanks
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# ? Jan 2, 2015 20:53 |
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thanks for ruining this threaad with the being nice to people retard olympics
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# ? Jan 2, 2015 21:08 |
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Fetus Tree posted:shadow stop posting itt, thanks you know poo poo is baad when you want to empty quote loving fwtus tree
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# ? Jan 2, 2015 21:09 |
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babypolis posted:the being nice to people retard olympics mom dad i've found my calling
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# ? Jan 2, 2015 21:11 |
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Monkey Fracas posted:you'd think if the government was subsidizing them they could also have some say in what outrageous prices they charged but ehhhhhhhhh that would be communism
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 04:22 |
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STT - JAX is cheaper than STT - ATL on Delta. Like half the cost. STT - JAX is actually routed through ATL, ,so he actual flight pattern is STT - ATL - JAX. Why.
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 04:59 |
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buttcrackmenace posted:STT - JAX is cheaper than STT - ATL on Delta. Because gently caress You, you don't have a choice Oh no you've exposed our trickery, no fair!!! We'll sue you!!!
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 05:06 |
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the hosed part is that I'm usually going to visit people in GA, so I end up renting a car in JAX and driving up Still don't understand how Delta thinks that two flights are cheaper than one
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 05:11 |
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buttcrackmenace posted:STT - JAX is cheaper than STT - ATL on Delta. Feeder markets feed the beast. Simple as that.
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 05:12 |
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faaaaaaaaart let it mellow fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Jan 3, 2015 |
# ? Jan 3, 2015 05:40 |
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*types john galt monologue into 90s computer, twice* Well sir it costs twice as much because * types* It does. Bishop fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Jan 3, 2015 |
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Bishop posted:*types john galt monologue into 90s computer, twice* yeah I dunno why I typed that poo poo except I'm drunk I fixed it
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 05:47 |
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Monkey Fracas posted:you'd think if the government was subsidizing them they could also have some say in what outrageous prices they charged but ehhhhhhhhh they could also make them open the books so we can see where the bullshit is sort of like those scandianian socialst hellholes where they make everyones tax returns public
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 05:49 |
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I flew "allegient air" once and I thought I was in some psychological experiment. They don't even have people at the counter until the moment they start boarding and if you have a question they give you a piece of paper with a phone number hand written on it that just rings forever, lol
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 05:53 |
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i only fly delta which i think is the expensive one and even then its like cattle in a pen like bus travel has to be more pleasant im also a big fat human being so plan seats literally dont fit me lol
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 05:57 |
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protip drink as much as your wallet allows before boarding a plane and youll be able to fall into a wheezing sleep much more quickly
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 05:58 |
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semon demon posted:protip drink as much as your wallet allows before boarding a plane and youll be able to fall into a wheezing sleep much more quickly protip go to the liquor store beforehand and buy shot bottles and drink in a terminal bathroom stall
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 06:10 |
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buttcrackmenace posted:the hosed part is that I'm usually going to visit people in GA, so I end up renting a car in JAX and driving up they don't. but they practically own ATL so they can charge whatever they want. so people terminating at ATL pay more, and that subsidizes the people who pay much less to do the same flight PLUS and extra leg because they need lower prices to compete with other airlines at the other airport. it is dumb business and airlines are loving retarded.
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 06:12 |
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ATL owns, I love that airport
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 06:13 |
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jackyl posted:ATL owns, I love that airport true
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 07:54 |
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southwest is secretly the best american airline with nice seats, free directv and stewardesses that give me free drinks like 90% of the time lots of people with anxiety problems can't handle the first come first serve seating though
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 08:03 |
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jackyl posted:ATL owns, I love that airport They need to finish fixing the fuckin road system within the airport property the place is practically un-navigable. oh it's nighttime and raining? stay home or take a cab cause you're gonna miss yr flight
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 08:18 |
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jackyl posted:ATL owns, I love that airport The check in process is really good imo and the food there is great but seriously gently caress the flight scheduling in Atlanta. If a loving duck farts within 10 miles of the airport they cancel all flights that day. I've been stranded there once and had almost every flight through there delayed in the summer.
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 11:35 |
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a bay
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buttcrackmenace posted:They need to finish fixing the fuckin road system within the airport property it's done now. sorry construction takes time especially when the airport that the construction takes place in must remain operational almost 24/7 and is one of the busiest in the world. rear end in a top hat. some people i swear
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