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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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RavenKrows posted:

I like the part where they're considering voiding people's tickets without refund.

if you deplane before you're meant to arrive we will void the rest of your ticket

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

*grieving family receives prorated bill for remaining connections after plane disintegrates and ejects passengers on the first leg*

*also a notice that the deceased passenger is ineligible for a travel insurance payout*

man has to live by a code.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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blowfish posted:

I pay something like €5 for that :smug:

why is everything insane in merica

lol we get forty dollar flights flying from philadelphia to pittsburgh too

why is everything in europe so close together

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Howard Beale posted:

for thousands of years man has dreamed of slipping the surly bonds of earth and flying among the clouds like the birds and gods and bird-gods

and in less than a hundred years we have successfully killed that dream, now nobody wants to fly

mission: fuckin accomplished
*puts on shades, takes drag on cigarette, exhales spelling gently caress YEAH in smoke, peels out*

nah dude i jumped out of a plane at 10k feet and it was loving awesome and i thought "i am better than any pharaoh of ancient egypt"

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