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"Don't marry a woman with another man's kids. She already had her fun with the man she actually wanted, now she wants a steady paycheck."
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And oh yeah when he married my mom I was "another man's kid."
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Jan 3, 2015 18:14
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"A stiff pecker has no conscience." So true, dad.
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Jan 3, 2015 18:22
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Crow Jane posted:"Don't do tequila shots unless you're ready to gently caress, fight, or both." Is...is...is your dad Chuck Motherfuckin' Norris??
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Jan 3, 2015 19:03
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"Never trust a white cop."
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Jan 3, 2015 19:10
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fight the fight with ur fists son, not with ur feet, kicking is for faggots
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"I've never sucked Hitlers dick. But I will when I go to hell for killing 10 Ninjas"
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Jan 3, 2015 19:13
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"Never give up. Trust your instincts."
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Jan 4, 2015 02:58
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"If you like that somethingawful site so much, why don't you give them your money."
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Jan 4, 2015 03:20
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If she smokes, she pokes
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Jan 4, 2015 03:20
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my dad never gave me straight up advice really, he just raised me to be stubborn and to care about integrity and authenticity. thanks dad. you are an rear end in a top hat and you raised an rear end in a top hat but im glad of it
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Jan 4, 2015 03:24
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It's always better to be known for what you've done rather than what you haven't done.
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Jan 4, 2015 04:12
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my dad taught me how to weld. metal skills are fun
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Jan 4, 2015 04:17
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"kill yourself"
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study hard , beats hard labor
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