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Sturgeon's law posted:Using the same standards that categorize 90% of science fiction as trash, crud, or crap, it can be argued that 90% of film, literature, consumer goods, etc. is crap. In other words, the claim (or fact) that 90% of science fiction is crap is ultimately uninformative, because science fiction conforms to the same trends of quality as all other artforms. Since 90% of fanfiction is total and utter crap, I'll start. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3682055/1/DEVIL-MAY-CRY-THe-CRYING-OF-THE-DEMON Also, if you're posting an awful fanfic, make sure that it does not revolve purely around porn, you complete asshat. I'm sure we've all had enough talk of that for a lifetime.
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Finally, an excuse to post this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdv6Q68EutU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmoSZYCAyL4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClPp3iPwtvA It starts out a little slow but once it gets going, holy poo poo, it had me laughing so hard that my chest was burning.
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I'm going to count alt-history timelines as fanfic here. http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=128601 quote:this timeline i'll answer what would have happend if Turkish scientist had made an atom bomb in 1930. If anyone could have made it this early, it would have been the Turks.
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I'll just link to the wikipedia page for this one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_Hearts
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http://gundamfanon.wikia.com/wiki/User:Xeno_117/Gundam:_Fate_of_Two_Worlds A masterpiece of Gundam fanfiction. It says there's gore/adult content/language, but the worst there is is a 14 year old saying drat and bitch a bit.
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Celery Face posted:Finally, an excuse to post this. Literally the greatest literary accomplishment in human history. It was................... DUMBLEDORE!
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Gamma Nerd posted:Literally the greatest literary accomplishment in human history. I could spend years analyzing My Immortal. It is a masterpiece of bad writing. quote:Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn't have a nose (basically like Voldemort in the movie) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn't gothic. It was… Voldemort!
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Wesley Crusher, Teenage gently caress Machine It was unjustly taken off Amazon, but the F Plus has a pretty good dramatic reading. Unlike some other fanfics in the thread, WCTFM takes no time getting started. This is the first paragraph: quote:And that's where Wesley Crusher came in. In the girl's mouth, stifling the scream caused by the tiny barbs that encircled the tip of Meow Solo's penis. EDIT: oddly, It's actually not that porn-y.
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:I could spend years analyzing My Immortal. It is a masterpiece of bad writing. Please do. I'm sure we all want to know how awful My Immortal is.
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ha ha yeah theres nothing better than writing a dissertation on lovely internet fan fiction written by a retarded teenage girl and posting it on a web forum.
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I just stumbled across this and was hoping for a place to share. It's basically a word-for-word retelling of Raiders of the Lost Ark, but narrated by Indy's twin sister Eileen (presumably the author's self insert). https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9270704/1/Eileen-Jones-and-the-Raiders-of-the-Lost-Ark It's just so... boring. I halfway expected this to have been a usenet legacy repost from the early 90's, but no, it was published barely 18 months ago. Tragically (?) there are only five chapters.
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Variant_Eris posted:Please do. I'm sure we all want to know how awful My Immortal is. I'd have to watch the Harry Potter movies and listen to an alarming amount of terrible music to have adequate framing, first. And I found out Willow also has her own stories that sort of mirror Tara's, in that they're weird and bad gothic Harry Potter stories. That's a lot of work for a fanfic that's been dissected already. I'll take the easy road and just post the best line. quote:"Hey bitch you look kawaii." she said.
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My favorite terrible fanfiction will always be this epic saga of a SUPER SAYIN WORLF: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5661477/1/Christian-Humber-Reloaded
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How the gently caress is My Immortal not in the OP. What is actually wrong with you. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6829556/2/My-Immortal
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I'm going to link an MLP fanfic I wrote when I was a lonely 9th grade brony. The sheer amount of puns alone is cringe-worthy. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7237924/1/A-Trip-to-Ponyville
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UltraVariant posted:I'm going to link an MLP fanfic I wrote when I was a lonely 9th grade brony. The sheer amount of puns alone is cringe-worthy. if true, i hope you get banned from your computer by your mom.
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THE PENETRATOR posted:if true, i hope you get banned from your computer by your mom.
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UltraVariant posted:I probably should be banned from typing anything ever again. uniroinically, not really. you should be able to type whatever you want if your an adult.
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THE PENETRATOR posted:uniroinically, not really. you should be able to type whatever you want if your an adult.
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Agony in pink. Power rangers torture porn. http://www.imtwelve.com/4543-agony-in-pink Its more torture than porn. Everything else aside its one of the most terrible things I've ever read. I cant think of any excuse for having read it in its entirety. I'm definitely a worse person for having done so.
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I'm disappointed obvious troll fics are being posted instead of more genuine bad fanfiction. That's like going to a science expo where everyone just examines the Piltdown Man and Fiji mermaid. My Immortal isn't a masterpiece of bad writing, it's just a lovely parody no different then something like Epic Movie. I submit Super Luigi universal. WickedHate has a new favorite as of 07:35 on Jan 1, 2015 |
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What's the longest fanfiction? How about the longest written by a single person?
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This is some fanfiction from Melissa Bell about Ashton Kutcher. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NctRVC2O3NM
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The Marrissa Amber Flores Picard Saga, by Stephen Ratliff. In one episode of Star Trek, the ship gets hosed up by something, and a bunch of crew members are stuck in various parts of the ship with no way to communicate. Troi has to run the bridge, Wolf has to deliver Keiko's baby, and Picard is trapped in a turbolift with 3 kids. Basically it's an uncomfortable Picard learning how to deal with kids he never wanted on board to begin with. They sing songs together, he gives them rank pips with rank ranks to keep their morale up, blah blah, heartwarming story. Here's a shot of the kids in the episode so you know how young they are.  Stephen Ratliff I guess decided that this character, who had about 20 minutes of screentime in one episode, was the best character in the world, and made this preteen girl the Mary Sue to end all Mary Sues. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/MarissaPicard http://trekiverse.us/stephen/works/ Backstory is that these kids, along with some other minor kid characters from the show, are the smartest loving kids that have ever been in the entire galaxy. They play at being officers in the Holodeck so much that Picard comes up with an idea for a "Kid's Crew," and puts these kids in charge of the Enterprise. Marrissa gets adopted by Picard, runs the Enterprise at age 10, is found to be a long lost Princess and Heir to the planet Essex, sets up Jean-Luc and Beverly, gets the fastest Kobayashi Maru time ever, wins the Triple Crown while on a vacation to Earth, becomes High Admiral of Starfleet, annexes the Romulan Star Empire, gets married and starts popping out babies, and basically wins at everything before the age of 20. Also there's time travel involved and Wesley Crusher ends up marrying Chelsea Clinton at one point. There are a lot of stories, and they are infamous for how bad they are. I'm pretty sure at one point the author mentions offhandedly working on one of the stories while in his 5th year at university. Edit - oh you want excerpts do you? quote:"Lets just say that I've had a hard time preserving my virginity quote:The daughter of President Clinton and wife of Wesley Crusher quote:"You couldn't have been in command," Isabelle said. "You're quote:"I have a problem with Risa," Captain Picard said, dryly. RaspberrySea has a new favorite as of 18:17 on Jan 1, 2015 |
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It's old, but Half Life: Full Life Consequences is awesome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs Variant_Eris posted:Also, if you're posting an awful fanfic, make sure that it does not revolve purely around porn, you complete asshat. I'm sure we've all had enough talk of that for a lifetime. If you make this distinction, you lose such a huge portion of the worst possible fanfiction out there. That "Sonic in the Search for Love" narration by a goon is honestly one of the funniest things I've ever heard. It starts with a little guitar intro that someone crafted for it, like one of those old book-on-tape cassettes that kids used to have, and then it gets...... hosed.
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That loving Sned posted:What's the longest fanfiction? How about the longest written by a single person? Fallout: Equestria is obscenely long and still going
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The longest written by a single person, meanwhile, is this abomination - https://m.fanfiction.net/s/4112682/1/The-Subspace-Emissary-s-Worlds-Conquest I'd attempt to provide some amusing quote, but seriously, screw that. This piece of trash is the biggest waste of words, ever.
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This thread would suck less if you guys posted excerpts.
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That loving Sned posted:What's the longest fanfiction? How about the longest written by a single person? There is a pro-wrestling fanfic that has been going on for years, updated weekly. Ahem. quote:A sweet, little Jericho-Stephanie story...with secrets, plans, and set-ups galore...oh, and lots of other characters as well...Updated every week... That is not fanfiction anymore. That is a full time job. And this was updated weekly, including several year spans where neither of these people was on TV. It boggles my mind.
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ThirdEmperor posted:The longest written by a single person, meanwhile, is this abomination - I recall that thing sowing some discord on Wikipedia when people tried to include it on the list of longest novels.
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Alright, I'm stepping in with my favorite fanfic of all time, which is one that no one has really heard of. That fanfic is Yoahimune. Yoahimune (the story) is written by a guy named Yoahimune (so...a self-titled fic?) and is an amazing combination of horrible grammar, awful plot, a ridiculously cool self-insert, and a complete disregard for the source material. In the story, the bad guys do almost nothing while the good guys commit war crimes. I'm not even kidding. Also, it's a multimedia experience, as the author has character bios, profiles, and other random poo poo in the gallery I linked that is related to the story. But seriously, Yoahimune constantly gets crazier and crazier until, eventually, it only levels out because it runs out of story to get crazier with. Below are a few excerpts from the early parts of the story: Prologue posted:When the JS Incident, Phantom unit has another mission to stop dark organization who carry a dangerous device. But with Kai Wrath and Sloth, he kill everything and doesn't care about it. Later a mysterious person appear and ram Kai with a high speed like a lightning. JV and Bret can't chase that speed, but Kai is Missing In Action (M.I.A)when they got there. Bret found some Kai blood DNA and his little organ from his body, every place full with sand and strong dark power from Kai who almost vanish. When JS incident is finish, Phantom unit is no longer needed any more. Bret has a job to protect Earth from a monster who sometimes like killing people and JV now work at Saint Church as his dream a long time when he is here. Chapter 1 posted:What I saw is like a situation in war, full with fire, many destroyed buildings, and some dead people. Also I saw my hand on blood lying on the ground, and I saw someone with device's like pile bunker and grind with evil smile, then when he stab on my face suddenly the flash back is gone. As you can tell, I'm really invested in this, but this is seriously, like, my personal favorite fanfic. So much so that some friends and I are doing a very, very humorous reading of it at our youtube channel. We are up to chapter 10 at the time of posting this. There are 21 chapters. Here is the link to the Prologue/Chapter 0 video, in case you want to listen along as well: Prologue/Chapter 0 We do a bunch of other random bad stories that usually just last one video, and update often. Yoahimune is the big long-runner, though.
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Heath posted:Fallout: Equestria is obscenely long and still going
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I wrote a fanfic once. Actually I still am, and it's terrible.
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It's a stupid story about a Techmarine working in the IT department. Contains "humor" as I considered it two years ago. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7774515/1/Tales-of-the-IT-Marines quote:**The following recordings have been recovered from Chapter Archives. **
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sarcastx posted:If you make this distinction, you lose such a huge portion of the worst possible fanfiction out there. That "Sonic in the Search for Love" narration by a goon is honestly one of the funniest things I've ever heard. It starts with a little guitar intro that someone crafted for it, like one of those old book-on-tape cassettes that kids used to have, and then it gets...... hosed. Got a link? Is this a snippet from the same reading?
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I present to you http://whatthefanfiction.tumblr.com/post/95473019910/legolas-by-laura-text And quite possibly the funniest reading of it ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMbjK1m6alg It's been an inside joke with my friends for years. Enjoy.
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Writer Cath posted:There is a pro-wrestling fanfic that has been going on for years, updated weekly. How on earth do you write that much?  Like, in the sense that a story really should be over well before the millionth word put down. How does anybody keep up ideas for a single story for that long?
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Dr Pepper posted:How on earth do you write that much? Even if she was being paid by the word, she could have retired years ago.
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