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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Top City Homo posted:

the dream is real

in Israel

Israel is basically the closest thing to the Starship Trooper movie.

Fascist state dedicated to wiping out a external threat at any cost, mandatory conscription for citizens, patriotic fervor focused at annihilating the enemy and also has hot college age girls in uniform due to conscription.

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Oh, ffs. What is it with you Americans and being all up in how hot IDF soldiers are? They're just women in uniform. You have that here.

THE noble jewess is far superior to disgusting goyim pigs that you stuff into unifroms and call "women"

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

etalian posted:

Israel is basically the closest thing to the Starship Trooper movie.

Fascist state dedicated to wiping out a external threat at any cost, mandatory conscription for citizens, patriotic fervor focused at annihilating the enemy and also has hot college age girls in uniform due to conscription.

If Israel was Starship Troopers, every soldier would be guaranteed first-class citizenship. Just try being a non-Jew, though. Once you're out of uniform, you're back to being a hated minority. (Also, if you do anything bad during service, the book gets thrown at you, unlike Jews where they will do whatever possible to get you in as little trouble as possible).

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Can we also agree that the dick-pussy alien bug monster design was brilliant?

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
hurr durr I'm a sweidish conscript



no but really, the fetish about IDF women is weird.

e: yes that's a woman

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

mng posted:

hurr durr I'm a sweidish conscript



no but really, the fetish about IDF women is weird.

e: yes that's a woman

See, now she looks like someone I'd like to show me around Stockholm or something. :3:

false flag post-op
May 13, 2009

Enjoy Every Sandvich
Gas thred, ban OP

(Mng)

Gass us both

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Warren Zevon posted:

Gas thred, ban OP

(Mng)

Gass us both

you're so cute I could just c*ck you <3

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
What did the giant fat bugs spit. Fire?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

WYA posted:

What did the giant fat bugs spit. Fire?

White phosphorous.

false flag post-op
May 13, 2009

Enjoy Every Sandvich
They shot Cuck, and im gay.

was effective.

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~
I liked how earth had no early warning system for asteroids despite being a space-faring planet with lasers and poo poo

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

puchu posted:

I liked how earth had no early warning system for asteroids despite being a space-faring planet with lasers and poo poo

Much like the US destroying the world trade center, it was conspiracy to fire up the populace for genocidal war.

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_5UZfwX0ss

:siren:MORMON EXTREMISTS:siren:

false flag post-op
May 13, 2009

Enjoy Every Sandvich

puchu posted:

I liked how earth had no early warning system for asteroids despite being a space-faring planet with lasers and poo poo
they got them later watch the movie or read the book.

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~

Warren Zevon posted:

they got them later watch the movie or read the book.

i'm not reading a book for children smgdh

false flag post-op
May 13, 2009

Enjoy Every Sandvich
Emiliy Blunt is so hot. I forgot what we were talking abouot because of her being smoking hot.

false flag post-op
May 13, 2009

Enjoy Every Sandvich
Hot.

5'd

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Warren Zevon posted:

Emiliy Blunt is so hot. I forgot what we were talking abouot because of her being smoking hot.

I saw Edge of Tomorrow over the summer and yes it owned

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47UhoRrHKBY

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Would def suck on that blunt

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

I see your video that I can't see because it's blocked in the US, and raise a Yes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKftiJS30Cs

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

It wasn't a good enough iconic film to warrant a porn parody.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

etalian posted:

It wasn't a good enough iconic film to warrant a porn parody.

It had a brain-sucking vulva monster which ends up getting a brutal dildo shoved into it. It was its own porn parody.

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I see your video that I can't see because it's blocked in the US, and raise a Yes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKftiJS30Cs

oh it was just the full starship troopers film everyone's seen it anyway

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

The most realistic thing about the movie was having a dear john scene.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Oh, ffs. What is it with you Americans and being all up in how hot IDF soldiers are? They're just women in uniform. You have that here.

Israel has a normal national-population range of variously attractive young people stuffed in uniform, America has the girls so busted their best option in life was to voluntarily get shipped to the far side of the world and gangraped in a trailer by rednecks gone prison-gay.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

mng posted:

the thing about Israel though is that they're being trained to kill browns


hahaha let's get this poo poo gassed

wooo

protip

put your hand between your legs


then fart

congrats on gassing your stupid face

lol

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

Israel has a normal national-population range of variously attractive young people stuffed in uniform, America has the girls so busted their best option in life was to voluntarily get shipped to the far side of the world and gangraped in a trailer by rednecks gone prison-gay.

p much this

lindy england was retarded or some poo poo for example

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

etalian posted:

Dizzy or Carmen is a fundamental life question

Dizzy was on Castle like 2 or 3 years ago?

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

CaptainQuirk posted:

The moment when Neil Patrick Harris turned gay:


Doogie Hauser

suburban virgin
Jul 26, 2007
Highly qualified lurker.
That MRA guy who looks like Kane has a youtube video where he goes on about how Verhoeven hosed up the intelligent and logical book but accidentally made a great film anyway because the book was too good and dumb liberals can't even gently caress something up right.

It's pretty lol.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Fargo Fukes posted:

That MRA guy who looks like Kane has a youtube video where he goes on about how Verhoeven hosed up the intelligent and logical book but accidentally made a great film anyway because the book was too good and dumb liberals can't even gently caress something up right.

It's pretty lol.

Ah, Aurini. First to poop his pants if anybody fired a shot anywhere in his vicinity, I bet.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



origami posted:

dizzy was also one of the more redeeming things about johnny mnemonic

Motherfuckin Ice T and a Genius Kuato Dolphin.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Dizzy sawed her titty off in Nip/Tuck it was pretty crazy.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

vyst posted:

Motherfuckin Ice T and a Genius Kuato Dolphin.

over 60GB of brain storage, impossible!

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014


I would like to know more

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

better than Jurassic World

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Fargo Fukes posted:

That MRA guy who looks like Kane has a youtube video where he goes on about how Verhoeven hosed up the intelligent and logical book but accidentally made a great film anyway because the book was too good and dumb liberals can't even gently caress something up right.

It's pretty lol.

Lovin how some spoiled american guy knows more about war than someone who saw ww2 as a child.

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Please don't compare him to Kane, since Kane is obviously a alpha male

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