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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

USMC503 posted:

More. I need more.

well okay









shes an mfc chick

:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/5PPqYpi.jpg
:nws:

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ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.
What's MFC?

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

muslim female circumcision

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

:nws:

http://profiles.myfreecams.com/Arayah

:nws:

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Ah, cool.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
you know, i turned the url parse off for a reason.


god drat nobles

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
What kind of homo doesn't know what mfc is?

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

What kind of homo doesn't know what mfc is?

Me apparently. Cam girls aren't my thing. :shrug:

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

ManMythLegend posted:

Me apparently. Cam girls aren't my thing. :shrug:

hot naked sluts dildoing their tight holes isn't your thing?

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

hot naked sluts dildoing their tight holes isn't your thing?

Call me old fashioned, but I need a little production value these days.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

ManMythLegend posted:

Call me old fashioned, but I need a little production value these days.

I bet you watch female friendly porn.

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011
This has been here before but speaking of dildos

NSW

http://www.gfycat.com/EnchantingWaterloggedCutworm#?format=gif

NSW

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Ya the Joker did something similar with a pencil in The Dark Knight.

the dad farm
Dec 6, 2005

i can only get off to porn where the guy is choking a bitch

with his hands or his dick either way i need to hear that bitch choke

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

the dad farm posted:

i can only get off to porn where the guy is choking a bitch

with his hands or his dick either way i need to hear that bitch choke

you must love f-22 porn then.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

the dad farm posted:

i can only get off to porn where the guy is choking a bitch

with his hands or his dick either way i need to hear that bitch choke
I hear that Tony Romo is single.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Thank you for your service.

the dad farm
Dec 6, 2005

Spicy Guacamole posted:

I hear that Tony Romo is single.

sorry i am only gay for Tom Brady, hail satan.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

http://giant.gfycat.com/BrilliantOldBlowfish.gif :nws:

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

...God.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

That gif is funnier when you take it in the context of Graham Chapman being gay.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
what's that from? getting a very Kentucky Fried Movie vibe from it but I don't remember that scene. just catholic high school girls in trouble.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=999_1174148069

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Monty Python's Meaning of Life

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
oh yeah, duh.

been way too long since I've watched meaning of life and life of brian. girlfriend has never seen either, or KFM, or big lebowski, and a bunch of other classics. but she was born in the early 90s so there's that as solid reasoning.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

but she was born in the early 90s so there's that as solid reasoning.

:wiggle::hf::pedo:

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
golden rule: half your age plus 7. I'm constantly amazed by how many people I see trying to swing lower and get stomped on.

girlfriend is mid-20s now, tyvm.




time dilation is strong in you

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

golden rule: half your age plus 7. I'm constantly amazed by how many people I see trying to swing lower and get stomped on.

girlfriend is mid-20s now, tyvm.




time dilation is strong in you
That rule is stupid, because it doesn't account for ages under 18 and at the same time results in things like "well, I'm 70, and she's 42, so OK!"

A more acceptable proportion between ages above 18 is 3/5.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
that's too much of a compromise

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Mention your favorite movie from when you were 21, if she knows it, you're good. if not, hit it and quit it.


Not that loving hard, no reason to bring math in to it

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Professor Bling posted:

that's too much of a compromise

:thurman:

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

I'm guessing her real name was Shithouse before she changed it.

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

Lazy Reservist posted:

I'm guessing her real name was Head before she changed it.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Booblord Zagats posted:

Mention your favorite movie from when you were 21, if she knows it, you're good. if not, hit it and quit it.


Not that loving hard, no reason to bring math in to it

Probably not a good idea if your favorite movie from when you were 21 was Fight Club, Boondock Saints, or anything directed by Kevin Smith.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Stultus Maximus posted:

Probably not a good idea if your favorite movie from when you were 21 was Fight Club, Boondock Saints, or anything directed by Kevin Smith.

"Have you heard of a little piece of cinema magic called Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back? Nay, you say? Well fare thee well, m'lady. I don't think we shall meet again."

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Booblord Zagats posted:

Mention your favorite movie from when you were 21, if she knows it, you're good. if not, hit it and quit it.


Not that loving hard, no reason to bring math in to it

Mean Girls?

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
On second viewing, Fury still owns.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOy1EoX5T0k

Amanda Seyfried :quagmire:

http://i.imgur.com/rbBkgSQ.jpg :nws:

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Heathers.


Don't like Heathers? Get the gently caress out.

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Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
the movies I liked when I was 21 are even cooler now than they were when I was 21

I should probably leverage that

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