Had to cancel all my plans for the night. Had to spend New Years with my Mom, because my Dad's being retarded. No one should spend New Years by themselves. Mom got excited and made a poo poo ton of appetizers. Now I'm just sitting here, gorging myself on stuffed mushrooms and tamales till midnight.
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 08:20 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 00:48 |
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are rthey good
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 08:21 |
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I too had holiday tamales
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 08:22 |
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i thought this thread was going to about that episode of black mirror but noooo
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 08:22 |
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In fact I'm going to pull the last tamale out of the freezer where my selfish parents tried to hide it last week and eat that fucker right now
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 08:25 |
KlavoHunter posted:are rthey good Mom's got Chemo brain, she used to be a great cook. Now everyone just shovels it down and tells her it's delicious. I eat from the heart, if it makes her happy, I'll stuff myself to death.
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 08:25 |
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PixieDreamGirl posted:Had to cancel all my plans for the night. Had to spend New Years with my Mom, because my Dad's being retarded. No one should spend New Years by themselves. Mom got excited and made a poo poo ton of appetizers. Now I'm just sitting here, gorging myself on stuffed mushrooms and tamales till midnight. iput on 20 lbs just so i could do freezer work without a jacket slowing me down, so no?
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 08:26 |
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hogs have 30 minute orgasms
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 08:26 |
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PixieDreamGirl posted:Mom's got Chemo brain, she used to be a great cook. Now everyone just shovels it down and tells her it's delicious. I eat from the heart, if it makes her happy, I'll stuff myself to death. smoke a bowl with mom for me, plz
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 08:28 |
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I make myself run 2 miles a day but I love food
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 08:28 |
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Izumi Konata posted:hogs have 30 minute orgasms Woah....
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 08:28 |
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no, my NYE meal was tomato and leftover christmas ham on low carb bread
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 08:29 |
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Its my life
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 08:30 |
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Izumi Konata posted:hogs have 30 minute orgasms slamwhales have it good
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 08:31 |
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nah not tonight i already hosed yr mom last night t
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 08:32 |
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I kinda want to gently caress a pig. Does that count?
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 08:34 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I kinda want to gently caress a pig. Does that count? Cop or livestock. This determines how hot this is
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 08:36 |
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Dead Precedents posted:Cop or livestock. This determines how hot this is whichever one moves less
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 08:37 |
Izumi Konata posted:smoke a bowl with mom for me, plz Don't have any on me right now, but I just put it on my bucket list.
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 08:48 |
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ate soo much
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 09:42 |
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gently caress yeah, I'd gently caress a pig
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 09:43 |
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Inevitable posted:gently caress yeah, I'd gently caress a pig As a lover of pigs I must ask you not to do this, as it would only be traumatic, for the pig
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 09:44 |
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Harime Nui posted:As a lover of pigs I must ask you not to do this, as it would only be traumatic, for the pig but what if the pig is wearing high heels and lipstick. That means she wants it?
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 09:46 |
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hey guys... what's green and smells like pork?
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 09:49 |
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yo mmamas pussy
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 09:54 |
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Yeah. I just quit chewing tobacco a few days ago and am going to stop drinking for a while after tonight. I've been slamming beers since christmas. Feeling like a bloated fat gently caress. Probably gained 5 pounds.
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 09:55 |
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Ramsus posted:Yeah. I just quit chewing tobacco a few days ago and am going to stop drinking for a while after tonight. I've been slamming beers since christmas. Feeling like a bloated fat gently caress. Probably gained 5 pounds. I gained 15 get on my level
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 09:56 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuJF_dPqED0
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 09:57 |
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CONGRATS ON QUITTIN RAMSUS WELCOME TO THE REST OF UR LIFE BUD heres where i type something not in caps
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 09:59 |
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u r a h o g
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 10:00 |
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oink oink
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 10:06 |
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Doing this for your mom is a great memory from both of you Happy new year!
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 10:28 |
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nomadologique posted:CONGRATS ON QUITTIN RAMSUS WELCOME TO THE REST OF UR LIFE BUD i'm sure i'll do it again, just good to take extended breaks
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 10:50 |
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i had a fun new years eve with my grandparents. my grandpa made this cool drawing of a device that slices up the poo poo as it exits your rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 11:00 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:i had a fun new years eve with my grandparents. my grandpa made this cool drawing of a device that slices up the poo poo as it exits your rear end in a top hat. hes gonna be rich
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 11:12 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:hes gonna be rich how was your new years
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 11:42 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 00:48 |
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yes op, ive been drunk for a week basically, gonna stop drinking until feb after the football today. thx for asking.
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 11:50 |