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Whale Cancer
Jun 25, 2004

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justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

:stare:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
It's a misprint http://m.wlky.com/news/newspaper-apologizes-to-sheriff-issues-retraction-after-misquote/30595764

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

Is it really though, beanieson.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

justice4trayvawn posted:

Is it really though, beanieson.

If so I'm as disappointed as anyone.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

hahaha hory poo poo :magical:

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
I knew somebody that worked a summer job in college that involved transcribing police statements for court documents or something and she typed "hung black men" instead of "young black men" one time and was super embarrassed.

Probably not what happened here. That's my racist typo anecdote.

Also I'm taking an introductory criminal justice course this semester so I'm basically one of you guys now.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Victor Vermis posted:

I knew somebody that worked a summer job in college that involved transcribing police statements for court documents or something and she typed "hung black men" instead of "young black men" one time and was super embarrassed.

Probably not what happened here. That's my racist typo anecdote.

Also I'm taking an introductory criminal justice course this semester so I'm basically one of you guys now.

You're not really one of us till you violate someone's civil rights.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

beanieson posted:

You're not really one of us till you violate someone's civil rights.

guaranteed hes done that as a senior lance corporal in an infantry company m8

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

guaranteed hes done that as a senior lance corporal in an infantry company m8

sand people don't qualify for civil rights silly

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

beanieson posted:

sand people don't qualify for civil rights silly

look at this clown who doesnt know what a boot is

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
speak brother :allears:

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

beanieson posted:

speak brother :allears:

They're like the usmc version of a cop's black person.

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

They're like the usmc version of a cop's black person.

in the marines this deffo wouldn't get a wiki article http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prospect_Park_alleged_police_sodomy_incident or this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abner_Louima

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Who hasn't shoved a broomstick in a dude's rear end? I don't think there's a man amongst us(pussy rear end af excluded, except n4i) that hasn't.

edit:

quote:

Maloney, 26, testified that he saw Kern, 25 resting his baton on Mineo's left buttock, and he saw half inch to an inch disappear from view.
I wish he wouldn't be so coy...

vains fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Jan 19, 2015

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

guaranteed hes done that as a senior lance corporal in an infantry company m8

When there wasn't a butt can around, I'd make boots carry my cigarette butts in their pocket.

I'd say,

"who's got papa bear's stinky pocket???"


No broom sticks in buttholes, though.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
legit one of my fav vids of grunts interacting in their natural habitat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad675Ex3cRc

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

legit one of my fav vids of grunts interacting in their natural habitat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad675Ex3cRc

Village Peoples In the Navy should be playing during that entire video

JayKay
Sep 11, 2001

And you thought they were cute and cuddly.


This apparently was the newspaper equivalent of the "ITS A PRANK! ITS A PRANK!"

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Tell that to the media social media tomorrow.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Branis posted:

Irish supremacy. Death to all lobsterbacks.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UsGEyz_2rE

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

http://www.mediaite.com/online/british-embassy-trolls-u-s-with-cake-commemorating-burning-of-white-house/

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
that japan thread is pretty funny

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Reign Of Pain posted:

that japan thread is pretty funny



Is that Joe Don Baker?

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
hell that cop is skinny compared to modern american standards

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug
those fries though

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Helldump Immunity. posted:

Is that Joe Don Baker?

There's a notable lack of beer for it to be Mitchell.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
also in what retarded world do people put ketchup on their fries like that? NOT IN MY AMERICA

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Branis posted:

also in what retarded world do people put ketchup on their fries like that? NOT IN MY AMERICA

what I want to know is what adult puts ketchup on anything

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
it's not real because every man knows no fry is complete without

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XFBUM8dMqw

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

Hezzy posted:

those fries though

What do you mean fries? They are 'chips', you race traitor

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

What do you mean fries? They are 'chips', you race traitor

It's McDonalds bro

http://i.imgur.com/pDqTo3E.jpg

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
http://www.mcdonalds.co.uk/ukhome/product_nutrition.sides.44.mcdonalds-fries.html

enjoy the freedom fries cunts. American hegemony forever. Also the mcrib

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
chipes

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
I'm more into delicious onion rings myself.

Thesoldier
Aug 15, 2004

Seek not greatness, but instead truth, and you shall find both.
Welp this week decides if I'm retiring at 30 or not. VA trip here we go :v:

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Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Thesoldier posted:

Welp this week decides if I'm retiring at 30 or not. VA trip here we go :v:

He lives!

Please don't get pulled over here the troopers will happily write you for the stat.

Unless you mean the other VA and in that case good luck broheim.

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