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Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

paperchaseguy posted:

N: ESPN is airing porn

V: "I have no ties to the University of Virginia, the state of Virginia, or really anywhere close to the East Coast, yet I’ve fallen head over heels in love with this year’s Hoos. They’re what you’d get if a basketball instructional manual from 1980 came to life. They’re the German national soccer team of college basketball. You could call every basketball junkie over the age of 50 and tell them ESPN is airing porn, and when they flipped over to see Virginia playing, they wouldn’t even notice the difference. If Notre Dame — the best offense in America — can’t crack Virginia’s defense during a game in South Bend, then what hope does the rest of the country have?"

I certainly make the same hand gestures when witnessing either

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Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

N:

V:

Checks out.

Don't really know how to tie "ranked 121st in U.S. News' national university rankings" into a taunt but I'll try my best

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