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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Casu Marzu posted:

:stare: Blooming onion mascot



:stare:

He's having fun actually.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Top Hats Monthly posted:

You want B1G Comedy? Mitch Leidner, the Gophers QB, is probably worse

Oh man don't give Maty Mauk a challenge, he does well enough on his own.

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

DriveC posted:

I hope Chryst can pull a punter out of his rear end cause it's been so bad this year

I bet fat brazilian kicker guy could do better



also that coconut shrimp looks like hairy balls

DriveC
Oct 27, 2008

Going to Gamestop at midnight for Halo: ODST. Didn't pre order. The guy on the phone told me I *might* get a copy. Whatever dude.
Coconut shrimp costume isn't very good for seeing the game at all

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



A bloomin onion and a coconut shrimp that looks like a testicle, nice.

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

That bloomin onion guy looks like he wants to be taken out mercifully

Frinkahedron
Jul 26, 2006

Gobble Gobble
Go Sparty?

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
These Outback mascots are weird and confusing.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Because I've never hit rock bottom, I've never consumed food-products at Outback Steakhouse.

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.
Go Sparty, please finally win a big game against a real opponent

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
The shrimp mascot is absolutely a testicle.

TheGreyGhost
Feb 14, 2012

“Go win the Heimlich Trophy!”
MattMillenEatingShrimp.gif

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

Do not want to watch Millen shovel cheap shrimp into his maw

DriveC
Oct 27, 2008

Going to Gamestop at midnight for Halo: ODST. Didn't pre order. The guy on the phone told me I *might* get a copy. Whatever dude.
Matt Millen talking while eating Outback Steakhouse is Great TV

Frinkahedron
Jul 26, 2006

Gobble Gobble

Crotch Bat posted:

The shrimp mascot is absolutely a testicle.

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug
Baylor either going to dominate or be destroyed.

HarlanHell
Nov 16, 2012

Nevermind that shit here comes Mingo!
On second thought I might just hang around to hear Matt Millen eat.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Grittybeard posted:

Oh man don't give Maty Mauk a challenge, he does well enough on his own.

Mitch Leidner is either going to unleash the dragon or fail to throw the football in anywhere green located in a 50 state area.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Why don't you hype up your loving steaks instead of the starters.

welwala harris
Jan 28, 2005
"how can we make our commentary even worse?" had to take some serious brainstorming

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug

Black hat knows.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Eltoasto posted:

Why don't you hype up your loving steaks instead of the starters.

There's probably a really complicated reason

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

Welp, it was a good game Bucky.

Sir Thats Gross
May 27, 2006
Artis-Payne, bitch.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Eltoasto posted:

Why don't you hype up your loving steaks instead of the starters.

Do you know what margin they get on taking a $0.25 onion and tossing it in a deep frier?

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Why does ESPN use a shot of Bryce Petty rubbing his nipples?

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

Eltoasto posted:

Why don't you hype up your loving steaks instead of the starters.

Starters make more money tbqh

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003


Correct

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

:negative: Why cant bucky play like this

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Eltoasto posted:

Why don't you hype up your loving steaks instead of the starters.
I have not, mercifully, been to an Outback in over a decade, but my vague high school memories indicate that the starters were much better than the steaks.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.
Anyone have a decent stream or way to watch ESPN from outside the US?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

GaussianCopula posted:

Anyone have a decent stream or way to watch ESPN from outside the US?

Use FirstRowSports

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



KKKLIP ART posted:

Starters make more money tbqh

Sure but do people go to the place for the starters? Maybe they do, I'm not a market researcher. But I DO know testicle mascots, and that sir, is a testicle mascot.

Also try running the ball Wisconsin.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
I tried to watch football with my friends dad a few weeks ago and he romanticized about the 80s and 90s all the time. Is everyone's dad like this. I hope not.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Go Sparty, allahu akbar

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

Top Hats Monthly posted:

I tried to watch football with my friends dad a few weeks ago and he romanticized about the 80s and 90s all the time. Is everyone's dad like this. I hope not.

That sounds pretty Dad


Also, the 90s owned, so

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Outback Steakhouse owns

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Henchman of Santa posted:

Outback Steakhouse owns

Owns my colon.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Casu Marzu posted:

That sounds pretty Dad

the 2000s are so bad because :tinsley:

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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Top Hats Monthly posted:

I tried to watch football with my friends dad a few weeks ago and he romanticized about the 80s and 90s all the time. Is everyone's dad like this. I hope not.

Yes and someday you'll be doing it about 2000-2020

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