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I walked into drill in civvies and a magnificent beard and my psg saw me but I shaved before I changed to ACUs in the locker room so I didn't get yelled at. Other enlisted now compliment me on my beard growing skills That's my beard story
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NTT posted:I walked into drill in civvies and a magnificent beard and my psg saw me but I shaved before I changed to ACUs in the locker room so I didn't get yelled at. Other enlisted now compliment me on my beard growing skills All I got from this is that you are still in so lol
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Gluing hippie pubes to your face doesn't count.
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Jan 11, 2015 02:51
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rKE-BiZDAI
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fuckin scrub tier if you dont do the fumanchu while shaving it off
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:fuckin scrub tier if you dont do the hitler stache while shaving it off
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he does the hitler in the vid 
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i'm lazy and skipped through it 
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:fuckin scrub tier if you shave it off
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i shaved my poo poo last may after letting it grow a year. it was 8" from my chin. this one i waited until august to start. if i hadnt taken a break i would look like a fuckin hermit right now
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I'll have to give the beard a shot again, when it first comes in it looks patchy and thin, but hopefully it fills in as it gets longer. 
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I'm jealous of you beard-havers.
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I shave my neck every couple of days, along with the top of my beard, because poo poo gets itchy. Then I get a hair cut and beard trim about once every 6 weeks odd. poo poo is legit not shaving every day trying pretend I'm a twink or something.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I'm jealous of you beard-havers. i will grow one for the both of us sir o7
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i wish i could grow a beard that didnt look like poo poo
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shaved off beard a little bit ago. regrowin it right now, before i just let it grow and didn't take care of it. looked like a hobo-vet, gave no fucks. need to just go have it professionally trimmed because i'm lazy. the lady that runs a barbershop in town where all the old vets congregate to complain about obummer is pretty legit, i just need to call in ahead of time for an appointment because she gets so many people.
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ded posted:i wish i could grow a beard that didnt look like poo poo The trick is to not care. Mine basically looks like Literally Shaking's until it ends up poofing out to the sides which looks loving dumb as hell, because of the collar on my coat. I alternate between not giving a gently caress and hoping one of my coworkers complains.
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Godholio posted:The trick is to not care. that's pretty much nail on the head right there. It took a good two months before the growth was even enough to trim, and even then it still looked rough in a few places. at that point it was about a half inch average all around (goatee was longer because I'd had one since discharge). real length takes time, you're not going to grow a thick beard in a month and you're not going to be able to control the consistency of the growth. everybody's poo poo looks patchy at some point. thankfully there aren't many/any pictures of my beard looking like real poo poo.
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Half grown sideburns look loving awwwful So do people who don't shave neckbeards even maintaining a full one
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My neck beard has no gap to my chest hair. Trimming is a must.
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good to know most of you are getting that niche homeless look down before you find yourselves pushing a shopping cart full of your earthly possessions to the warmest stoop in the city. proud of u all 
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Fucitol posted:good to know most of you are getting that niche homeless look down before you find yourselves pushing a shopping cart full of your earthly possessions to the warmest stoop in the city. still better than the military
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by the barest of margins but yes
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we'll see how ridiculous my beard is come august/september. working on destroying my uncle's old beard picture. he probably had a good 6-inch monstrosity hanging from his face for a while, gone now though. might just have to zz top it.
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I've got about 2 months of growth on my face right now. I'm probably going to let it go until I go diving again (in early-mid March). Or until it pisses me off and I drunkenly attack it with a buzzer. Whichever comes first.
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:i will grow one for the both of us sir o7 You're volunteering to be my beard?
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Fucitol posted:good to know most of you are getting that niche homeless look down before you find yourselves pushing a shopping cart full of your earthly possessions to the warmest stoop in the city. thank u
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ded posted:i wish i could grow a beard that didnt look like poo poo
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had a beard for a while but once I turned 30 i started to get patchy grey and it looked like poo poo so off it came
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#freefatslampig
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:#freefatslampig
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blue squares posted: So in 2014 I had no income besides the GI Bill, which is tax free. So, I made no money in the IRS's eyes. Will I still get anything "back?" Like, is there some kind of credit that applies even if you make nothing? You should be eligible for the Manti Te'o tax credit lmao
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justice4trayvawn posted:blue squares posted: 1/2 year income taxed like full years salary and educational write-offs and woooo buddy I'm stoked about filing this year. Suby gettin' paid in full next month y'all.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:If y'all want to get all angsty and outraged over a 6 hour probation please don't do it in a resource thread. just havin some laughs innit
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My primary resource is laughter
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Zeris posted:My primary resource is laughter you require more vespene gas :iamafag:
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justice4trayvawn posted:you require more vespene gas :iamafag: Hey no resource posting in a poo poo thread
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Zeris posted:Hey no resource posting in a poo poo thread idk mate it was p poo poo
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